Dead Pool [326]

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Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 325 by picking Simon Cowell MBE ( Not that one!). Cowell was a conservationist and TV Presenter who set up Wildlife Aid and starred in the Documentary Wildlife SOS. He founded Wildlife Aid in the early 1980`s and devoted himself full time to the organisation in 1994 after suffering a nervous breakdown whilst working as a commodities trader.Cowell was 72 and had been suffering from lung cancer for the last 2 years until his death yesterday.He is survived by his 2 daughters and his partner.

On to Dead Pool 326

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.

47 thoughts on “Dead Pool [326]”

  1. Congratulations Shaun

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  2. James Earl Jones
    June Lockhart
    Mel Brooks
    Marion Ross
    Jimmy Carter

  3. Frederick Forsyth
    Erich von Däniken
    Christopher Lloyd
    Michael J Fox
    William Shatner

  5. Eddie Stobart
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Nancy Olson

    Nice work Shaun.

  7. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck, Shaun.

    • Clint Eastwood
      Angry Anderson
      Beast of Bolsover
      Linda Nolan
      Dick van dyke

    • He’s the Grim Reaper, so he’s able to see into the immediate future.

      He watched your picks, checked the ticking clocks, and did you one, OC.

  11. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Lisa Minelli
    Justin Welby
    Prunella Scales

    • I wont only unless you steal my names.Or if you announce you have stage IV Pancreatic cancer.

      • Fair enough!

        Note to self.
        Never share terminal diagnosis on IsAC.

        Dont worry, Mis. The antique wooden button collection is still yours.

  13. Congratulations Shaun.

    Stuart Hall
    Len Deighton
    Desmond Morris
    Renée Richards
    John Clegg (Pianist Gunner “La-di-da” Graham in It Ain’t Half Hot Mum)

  14. Putin
    Rudy Giuliani
    John Kay (Steppenwolf)
    David Irving
    Rosemary West

  15. Michael Aspel
    Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
    Michael Fish
    Pete Murray
    Joan Bakewell

  16. Douglas Hurd
    Jim Lovell (Astronaut)
    William ‘voice of KITT’ Daniels.
    Jean Marsh
    Francis Ford Coppola

  17. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  18. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jack Warner
    Jerome Valcke
    Geoff Hurst

  19. Johnny Walker (Radio DJ)
    Henry Blofeld
    Sandi Tosvikg
    Geoff Boycott
    Harold Dickie Bird

  21. Colin Jeavons
    Sian Phillips
    Brian Trueman
    Robert Gillespie
    Shannon Doherty

  23. In there again Shaun.
    Bloody shame it wasn’t that Simon Cowell though. I’d have paid to have seen that.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Denis Law
    Jane Morgan
    Ann Blyth

  24. June Spencer (The Archers)
    Noddy Holder
    Cleo Laine
    Caren Marsh Doll
    John Woodvine.

  25. When the ‘other’ simon Cowell does die, it’s more or less a certainty that a very big and very ugly can of worms will be opened about his ‘personal habits’.

  27. Congrats as ever Shaun
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    Virginnia Mckenna
    Brigitte Bardot
    Joe Biden
    Roy Hattersley
    Neil Kinnock
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    * Lord Biryani has nicked Cleo Laine who I’ve had for 6 mnths+ 🙁 *

  29. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hesleslime
    George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable

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