You hear a lot about ‘Conjoined twins’ .
It’s bollocks.
They’re two headed women as any carny will tell you.
Recently, a yank named Josh Bowling married Abbey Hensel.
She has 2 heads.
But josh is only married to one.
So when Josh is banging his wife he’s also rooting his sister in-law!
Far out.
This is apparently quite common in the states.
It’s kinky, weird, disgusting and a bit of a turn on admittedly.
Our very own Mr Cuntengine due to be going stateside will no doubt get in on.the action!
Have a look.
Conjoined?.
2 fuckin nuts.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Fuck me this must be awkward. There he is banging away and the other sister is like watching, in the case of these ladies I think they share most things below the neck so in that case he is slipping both a length. What happens if the unmarried twin gets a boy friend. The mind boggles but hey each to their own and good luck to all involved.
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Can you imagine! I mean, imagine kissing the one on the left but grab the right tit, only to be shouted at ‘oi, get your hand off my tit, you rapist!’ What if one consented to a good banging, but the other is a lesbian?
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They are not conjoined twins.
It’s just one woman with a big growth on her neck that happens to have a brain and can talk.
One of the heads must be dominant or the 2 heads would never get anything done.
They 2 heads don’t have to agree when or how to scratch the fanny for instance.
So the dominant head should buy a big pot of that stuff that you use when you want to get rid of a wart.
Then paint it all over the other head until it goes black and eventually falls off.
I have given this lots of thought.
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The noshing pictures are out and about on the net.*
*Tommy Cunt Engine has them on the door of his khazi, facing the throne no doubt.
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They say two heads are better than one, but not on the same fucking body.
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Many heads make heavy work and too many heads scoff the fucking food. That’s crap.
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O/T , ay up lads given that the Tories have completely fucked up in the local elections, which inevitably will be reflected in a general election.
My advice to my children is, leave this toilet of a country and emigrate …
I’m retired and do not give a flying fuck anymore who ” runs” this shithole place…
But if any ethnic comes near my sphere of operations I will seriously fuck them over..!
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Unfortunately, Arch, previous history shows that the poor performance in local elections is rarely replicated in a GE.
I don’t know if the public feels sorry for the losers, and vote for them to make them feel better, or what.
It wouldn’t surprise me, because the continual infantilisation of the adult population, who are continually told how they should think and speak, seems to be the normal, now.
” No-one tells you what to do!”, as wailed by a land whale in a recent nom.
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Quite frankly, this story absolutely disgusts me.
Is he some kind of weirdo. I’m sorry, but why on earth would anyone sane want to marry this insult to nature.
The Greeks had the right idea, leave it/them on a hillside for the wolves.
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A lot to think about here, how many heads will the kids have? what’s the record number of heads, arms, buttholes etc?
I would send them on the first manned mission to Mars, see how the little green fuckers like a practical joke..I’m off to contemplate the subject, will report back in a couple of years. Is RTC dead?
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What mouth does he finish in ?
Banging your wife, but dumping in your sister in laws mouth.
Also if your wife is fiddling with herlady garden, would that mean your sister in law is fingering her own sister.
These sort of question would take pornhub down for weeks…….
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Well, I suppose he can get his bellend suck from one and his balls sucked at the same time by the other?
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