Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has gone and won DeadPool 320 by correctly predicting that the Scottish Actress Gudrun Ure would be the next famous stiff.Ure was 98 and passed away today and will be best remembered for her role as Super Gran in the 1980`s children’s show which endeared her to millions of youngsters back in the day.She certainly had a Gud run!
On to Dead Pool 321
Thr rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.
Noam Chomsky
Roberta Flack
Joanne Woodward
Tippi Hedren
Joan Plowright
All nicked from the Champion of Death….Shaun
0
He’s gonna hunt you down now. Be afraid, be VERY afraid.
6
Rob Burrow
Stephen Darby
Ted Turner
Esther Rantzen
Jimmy Carter
0
Simon Cowell (Wildlife SOS)
Jimmy Calderwood
Ethel Kennedy
Gene Shalit
Leontyne Price
0
Frederick Forsyth
Erich von Däniken
Christopher Lloyd
Michael J Fox
William Shatner
1
Congratulations Lord B.
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Stuart Hall
Renée Richards
Herbert (Herb) Elliott
0
Dick Van Dyke
James Earl Jones
June Lockhart
Earl Holliman
Angie Dickinson
0
Well don m’Lord.
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
Sandy Gall
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
0
Alan Greenspan
Eddie Stobart
Nancy Olson
Annette Crosbie
Eileen Derbyshire
Nice work Lord B.
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Ray Reardon
Bruce Dern
Bang on LB.
0
Clint Eastwood
Lizzo
Gary Busey
Gazza
Michael Barrymore
1
Katie Price
Harvey Price
Kate Moss
Lily Allen
Meghan Markle
0
Tony Blair
John Prescott
Camp Cliff
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Good darts Lord B
0
Cant imagine Super Gran being made today. Not street enough for the little roadmen.
She’d be teaching them how to steal trainers and twerking.
Anyway,
Jim Lovell
Douglas Hurd
William Daniels (voice of KITT)
Brian Blessed
Billy Dee Williams (seeing as some bastard nicked James Earl Jones)
0
Beast of Bolsover
Phil Collins
Linda Nolan
Sheridan smith
Bill cosby
0
She makes them seem like a bunch of Fairies,
“she’s got more bottle than United Diaries,
RIP Supergran
2
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
James Hong
0
Jocelyn Wildenstein
George Hamilton
Robert Wagner
Richard Simmons
Werner Hertzog
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
Well struck Biriani.
0
Harvey Smith
Dan Quayle
David Essex
Nerys Hughes
Gloria Hunniford
0
Bob Newhart
Eleanor Bron
Arthur Scargill
Norman Tebbit
Dr Ruth
0
Phil cool
Jimmy cricket
Russell grant
Don McLean
Tom baker
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Freddie Parrot Face Davies
Tom Baker
John Williams (Composer)
James Galway
Roger Whittacker
1
Putin
Rudy Giuliani
Stevie wonder
David Irving
Rosemary West
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hesleslime
George Soros
James Abbot Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
0
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope Wendy Craig
0
Sandi Toksvig
Ron Jeremy
Doreen Lawrence
Jo Guest
Ram John Holder
0
Mel Brooks
Imelda Marcos
Gene Hackman
Robert Duvall
Billy Conelly
Good Shot LB
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0