Kingless Jamaica

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A cunting for Jamaica.

This toilet of a country wants to remove King Charles III as head of state.

The Guardian

I personally would be dancing for joy if the shithole wanted to sever ties with me, and if I had a choice I’d have severed all ties with Jamaica when they gained independence in 1962.

The good for nothing bastards are constantly lying about rebuilding the country after WWII with the Windrush cunts, when in reality they supplied a handful of smelly bus conductors and bin men.

The vile immigrants here now are nothing more than idle criminals who for some reason think the UK owes them something. Well they’re right in that regard, we owe them a damn good birching.

Those other fools Harry and Meghan Hewitt are out there at the moment embarrassing themselves and us as usual, but that needs a cunting of its own.

So Jamaica, by all means remove Charles as head of state, don’t send anyone else here, and take back your execrable countrymen who currently pollute the British Isles.
One more thing, the only reparations you’re entitled to is the filth we want to send back to you. (You can keep the Hewitts as an added bonus).

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

And seconded by: General Cuntster

I would like to second this nomination and add that the Markle-Hewitts were used by the Jamaican Government.

The anti-Royalist Jamaican Government wanted their image in solidarity with the anti-(ex)-royal couple to bolster their cause.

But after the photo they had no more use the shameless grifters and treated the Dysfunctional Duo like the D-List Celebrities they truly are.

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(No more emergency aid from the UK when the next natural disaster hits, either! – Day Admin)

52 thoughts on “Kingless Jamaica”

  2. But if Jamaica cuts ties with us, where will we get our Yardie drug dealers, welfare queens and prolific rapists from?

    Such a conundrum.

    • What? You are unaware of the inexhaustible number of dinghies providing us with filth on a daily basis? I don’t believe that for a minute.

      • Chaaa, did is some bammba-clak finkin’. You eez a bammba.

        Now, do yer wanna buy sum sniff and where iz da white women for raaaapin’? Chaaa.

    • No worries, Albania is doing a great job where Jamaica has left off. And other assorted dinghy cunts.

      One Love đŸ„°

  3. It’s seem a bit of a coincidence that Charlie boy has got cancer now..

    I bet Dr Kananga got Baron Samedi to put a voodoo curse on him..

    By the way kananga isn’t really a doctor, they never are, whatever the beeb says otherwise..

    • Waiting list for us plebs to been seen by an oncologist: 2 years by “Dr” Mohammed Mtembe
      For Jug-Ears: 2 minutes by the finest team of doctors the private secter could muster.
      His royal cancer is far more important than working / middle class folks’ cancer.

      • Only been in the job a few months and now flaunting the sick note, Is it cancer or did one of his forelock tugging minions get lost crawling up there?

  4. Reparations? We ran the colonies at a loss lifting the cunts into the modern world.

    Windrush? Who built the fucker?

  5. There’s been no reason for Kingston to even exist since the ending of the transatlantic slave trade.

    So just like Liverpool really.

  6. The worst thing any British govt has ever done is allow all these former Empire cunts to come here..

    Closely followed by the total disaster of allowing families to follow,then giving the dirty cunts British passports.

    As immigration climbed our standard of living started to collapse..

    Here we are,full of foreign cunts to enrich us constantly.

    Jamaica is a seething shithole and we should take reparations from the corrupt tinpot scĂșm.

    Good morning gents.

  7. Jamaica. Yeah boss at knife point….
    Reggae is a cunt as well.

  8. First of all fuck the Jamaicans and they can fuck off back up the local coconut tree.

    Secondly, I wish we could remove these parasitic, tit swinging, ultra-privileged cunts from our society….yes but they bring in a lot of tourists will be the cry…well they can all eat shit and die too.

    I wish the whole lot along with all the associated flunkies, hangers on and other cunts connected with them or their family into a giant vat of shit.

  9. They don’t need another one,especially a honky,everyone knows they wuz kangz n shiet..

  10. “Well they’re right in that regard, we owe them a damn good birching”
    Ha! Ha! That made me laugh on this miserable wet morning.
    Morning all.

  12. 67 murders in the yardie paradise apparently in January, I didn’t know the KKK was that active in reggae, reggae land 😁….. an in the nom picture the natives look as if they’re chuckling at ol’ jugs and camomile and wondering what seasoning to add to the pot when they submerge them in đŸČđŸ«•…. best served with uncle Tom’s reparation rice 🇯đŸ‡Č

  14. Abolish the monarchy.
    Abolish the Commonwealth.
    If that would have happened after the war just think how much better this country would have been….!

      • Funnily enough I was, now apparently I’m a fascist .

        Either way I’ve had enough of being completely taken for granted and ignored…

        đŸ”„

  16. Whilst a fan of Olde Jamaica chocolate that’s as far as I get.

    I don’t like Lilt, steel drums, tropical slums, hurricanes, mosquitoes or being mugged.

    I don’t like the Lilting accent
    Or the fact they think Bob Marley was some spiritual type.

    I don’t know much about Bob Marley but I do know his

    1) Marley was full of shite
    2). He had nits.

    • Kier Starmer and Diane Abbott did a duet of ‘No Woman, No Pie’ at last years Labour Christmas party.

      • You wouldn’t like it Miserable. Too hot and you would have to wear one of those colourful rastacaps with comedy dreadlocks to seamlessly blend it.

      • Your saying I should cancel my 2 weeks in Trench town in may LL?

        Me no going to da mudder land?
        Ras class.

  17. A nice old couple from over there lived opposite us, and went back there to live.
    They were treated badly by the locals who called them ‘The English’. Jealous that they’d made something of themselves.
    If the Jamaicans want nothing to do with us that’s fine by me.

  20. Just wondering if Queen Camilla went to Jamaica of her own accord?
    (My wife`s gone to the West Indies, etc).

  22. New film biopic out about Bob Marley.

    Wonder if it mentions he was a bully?
    A bone idle cunt?
    A deadbeat dad?

    Probably not eh?

    No wonder the Jamaicans shot him.

    • I saw the trailer for that. It is, of course, Black History Month here in the U.S., so the usual indoctrination is ramped up considerably.

      Reggae was interesting for about 10 minutes in 1974. The idea that Haile Selassie was God made for some really boring music. But when you’re stoned all the time who cares.

      And that hair is completely disgusting.

  23. When I first heard this news, I was so shocked that I had to lie down immediately, and have the wife attend me with a cold compress she applied to my fevered brow.

    Morning all.

  26. Ooooh aren’t Jamaicans cool ?

    Look at Usain Bolt doing a little dance , they’re so brilliant aren’t they?

    The original influx that led to and encouraged every 3rd world chancer to come over the next 80 years

    Some will have pulled their weight but would be willing to bet that on balance , the cons of having had them and their subsequent descendants in our country have hugely outweighed the pros.

  27. Second most dangerous country in the world by homicide rate (amongst a top 20 that is uninterrupted by white-majority countries).

    The missus went there a couple of years ago, and her and her two female travelling companions, during their taxi transfer from the airport, were driven to a corner shop in a slum against their will and press ganged into buying fake narcotics at the open cost of their safety (which they immediately threw out of the window when they escaped from this ordeal). They tried not to let this ruin their holiday and retain “a few bad apples” perspective, but found that the hotel was staffed by contemptuous, lazy, nasty staff, who, despite her tipping them way more generously than they deserved, made no effort to be pleasant or attentive, much less say thank you for the gratuity.

    The locals, and the people making money out of the tourist dollar, couldn’t have made it any clearer how much they wanted my wife’s party to feel threatened and unsafe.

    And while they were there, an English couple on holiday in a nearby gated villa were interrupted in their private back garden by a local walking into their premises and shooting the male of the couple dead.

    In the end they cut their two week holiday short and flew home after 7 days, so disgusted and traumatised were they by the experience, avowing never to return.

    If these shite want to distance themselves from our culture, I give them a hearty thumbs up. Let them play amongst themselves. We all know how well the blacks get on when it comes to being civilised with each other.

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