It’s been a while since the fragrant Katie has featured, so here you go.
No, she hasn’t crashed a car, or killed another dog. Phew!
Don’t read the article, I’ll summerise it, but do look at the photos, those fucking eyebrows!
Basically, Katie has been seen stepping out with JJ Slater ( who?)
Former partner of Ella Morgan ( who?), both previously participants in MAFS, ( married at first sight, I had to Google it)
Apparently Ella ( who’s transgender, of course), is a bit cross that her ex is palling up with KP, who Ella considered a friend.
Big fucking wow from me, but my days, the close up of KPs face, you’ll never call Donny the Tango man again.
What a…. Insert your prefered word(s) here.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
looking forward to reading the comments on this spunk trumpet later. You dirty old cunts never fail to amuse me with your wit when discussing certain females😂
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Dirty old cunts?
That’s Katie Price again.
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I take it this was after the groucho marx appreciation meeting, and she had time to shave the tashe off..
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Mrs Bastard said she looks like a man. The plastic cunt.
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Why is HE carrying HER handbag?
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…and why is Katie wearing a WWF Championship Belt?
Oh wait…
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What about ‘him’?
Seen on a night out in Newcastle carrying a handbag?
If he’d done that in my day he’d have found himself in the Tyne with a bottle of Brown Ale up his arse.
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Not nowadays, beer’s expensive.
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Even in Jesmond? I didn’t know Newcastle had such upmarket watering holes.
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She pinched those eyebrows from Gerald Scarfe.
What a fucking two and eight. I predict KP will next ‘grow’ a beard and acquire a synthetic penis as she transitions into Ken Price.
A veritable Victorian freak show.
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She never did it for me, even as a page 3 girl. Now she just looks like a sack of shit. There is nothing remotely attractive about her.
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There’s about enough chance of me finding the right words to describe this attention seeking whore as Slater’s cock feeling the sides of KP’s vag.
I think it is about time the papers starved the old bag of the oxygen of publicity she so desperately craves and maybe she can face up to some of her responsibilities. Couldn’t the government make itself useful for once and put a D notice on the harridan?
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Teeth courtesy of Desert Orchid
Skin by world of leather.
Thought this spunk bucket was meant to be bankrupt again?
Always on holiday, nights out, etc
What does poor Harvey get?
Fresh straw in his cage.
She’s a disgrace.
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Eyebrows by Dennis Healy.
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Very good
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fresh straw and a tray of cream buns.
Looking forward to the day Harv’ covers that Wesley Willis classic
Rock and Roll McDonalds
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Here’s hoping the eyebrows emit HCN gas, as do millipedes. A novel way to die in one’s sleep…
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With all that grease paint and silicone we’d never be able to burn her at the stake.
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Katie’s not very nice.
But then who wants to be nice?
Here’s John cooper Clarke to explain
https://youtu.be/k1gB-KNqa9k?si=ZWmBBFqa4qDgLM1O
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The state of it.
I hope that poor defenceless lad ties a plank across his arse if he’s thinking of sticking his tinkle in her.
Get the obligatory visit to the STD clinic booked in now son. Before the itching and burning start to take hold.
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Convicted pædos should be forced at knifepoint to suck the fragrant pussy of the lovely Katie.
They’d felch more than a mouthful of Harvey’s rancid, damaged chromosome spunk.
Yum yum!
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I think that may be a grave breach of the Geneva convention.
“Wilful killing, torture or inhumane treatment, including biological experiments”.
“Willfully causing great suffering or serious injury to body or health”.
It’s almost like they had Katie Prices bucketcunt in mind when they wrote that.
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Jesus Christ on a bike.
Is Katie transitioning into Big Frank Bruno ?
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Know what I mean ‘Arvy.
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In my day the girls used to dance around their handbag at the disco waiting for the pick up,not have some ‘D’ list arsewipe carrying it around for them….one cunt I’ve never heard of and the other I don’t want to hear of ….💤💤
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The other one he was with is a “bloke” . The blonde one in the mail article…I wonder if he’s still got a knob under that dress…
Probably less knob than the SLAPPER price.
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Has had..
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Fuck me| After having 5 sprogs I bet that tattoo on her stomach looks like the Bayeaux tapestry when she breathes out.
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How old is he,14? She’s had more facelifts than he’s had birthdays.
It’s time he had his first shave.
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Surely Katie is preferable to taking ‘Ella’ up the arse while holding his bollocks?
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Isn’t it splendid?
It becomes a fucking ridiculous parody of itself,the ongoing transformation is worthy of a Planet Earth style documentary..
With withered old fossil Attenborough being winched down into her cavernous arsehole.
Good morning.
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I thought Attenborough had already done Price’s cavernous cunt when he was filming those hundreds of thousands of bats flying out of it.
Managed to get an entire film production crew up there too, without touching the sides.
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Hamburger stands, fleets of light aircraft……
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No hamburgers, just the fucking stands …
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I thought that was Joanie’s cunt?
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It was Joan Crawford.
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That slop bucket has been fucked so much I am surprised she can walk.
Poor Havey. Probably best he is a bit ‘special’. If he were normal he’d be embarrassed with that as a mother.
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To paraphrase Captain Picard from Star Trek next generations…
“Price… The final frontier…
These are the voyages of the Starship Desperate Cunts.
Its continuing mission:
To explore strange new crusty yeast formations..
To seek out new prriod blobs; old spunk mountains…
To boldly go where millions of men have gone before!”
— Jean-Luc Picard
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I don’t understand why any man would want fuck all to do with her. I understand sometimes in life we all have to buy part worn tyres but I’ve yet to see anyone put totally bald just about hold air tyres on yet.
The only thing I can think of is he’s so desperate to be a z list celebrity that he’s basking in Katie’s reflected glory.
Marrying someone you’ve only just met suggests a lack of judgement but dating Katie Price confirms you’re a fucking tool.
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Katie perfectly represents the UK of today – bankrupt, yet still splashing the cash, best days well behind her and regularly fucked up the arse by a succession of criminals and nobodies.
Katie truly is the personification of New Britannia.
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A nobody who established notoriety by being a nonentity.
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Also appears to have adopted a transparent gut.
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I would never advocate putting ones willy anywhere near Miss Price, but I think that you are all being a little unkind.
Katie is a world class trollop.
She takes trolloping to a new and exciting level.
She doesn’t trollop in half measures and if being a trollop was an Olympic sport she would have been the world champion and gold medal holder for the past few decades.
Now that she is 45 year’s old you would have thought that her best trolloping years were behind her, but she continues to be top of her game.
Be proud, she is British.
Give her some encouragement.
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Morning TAC…at least she (presumably) hasn’t snorted as much coke as Daniella Westbrook.
You could fuck Daniella’s coke-rotted banshee nostril easily even if you had a big tinkle.
Imagine…laying her down, shagging her nose hole and she could stick her tongue in your jap’s eye…sounds like heaven!
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Blimey Thomas, have you ever considered counselling?
Morning, old son!
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Good morning Thomas.
Nose fucking Daniella would be quite pleasant I imagine.
A second bonus hole.
She could even give you a good rimming while you are bollock deep in her schnoz.
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Atishooo!!
Daniella Westbrook nasal orgasm.
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Price, Westbrook, Katona, Jodie Marsh (there were two other famous Marsh women of the noughties)
We excel in producing such wreckage, and without the help of CIA handlers, satanism and sexual abuse camps.
Although we did have light entertainers and the BBC to fuck up young girls.
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What a state.Deprive the spunk trumpet of oxygen.He’s a pillock for dating it.He needs a visit to Specsavers.
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Harvey goes to school at Spacsavers.
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Absolutely 😁
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What’s she done to her gob? She looks as though she’s been stuck to a window overnight.
Bloody Nora, what a scrubber.
Morning all.
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She’s a glaziers carrier and its not all she is carrying.
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Her teeth want to return to Turkey.
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More study should’ve been made of here son and why man had left the trees.
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Here, her, what does it matter.
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Left the trees? Harvey eats trees.
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Looks Omid Scobie in a centrifuge.
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I bet she’s riddled with it, there will be more bacteria fizzing about up her snatch, than in a Komodo dragons mouth.
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The bacteria in her snatch are automatically classed as extremophilic. They’d thrive as far out as Saturn.
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It’s a bubbling cauldron of STDs.
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Looks like a pair of rubbery fish lips glued to a baboon’s ass. Dozy trollop.
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I cannot decide which I would enjoy cheese wiring more, that fucking worn out old cum dump, Price, or that yo-yo pantied, outrageous yacht slut Markle
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Just don’t get it near the crotch or you’ll really be cutting the Roquefort.
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We’re heading into uncharted territory he’s obviously serving Katie shitty dick as his previous partner was some type of alphabet creation. For Katie sake I hope he scrubbed his brim with a suitable antiseptic before insertion. Is he somewhat undecided about his gender? This will end in tears for sure, has he met Harvey? Another doomed publicity romance soon to bite the bullet unless Harvey takes a dislike and the bullet is bitten sooner. Ah such are the pressures of fame.
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