Dead Pool [309]

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Congratulations to Cuntstable Cuntbubble for correctly predicting the final outro of Shane MacGowan. He was 65.

It says here that Shane MacGowan, the boozy, rabble-rousing singer (singer? – NA) and chief songwriter of The Pogues, infused traditional Irish music with the energy and spirit of punk. MacGowan’s songwriting and persona made him an iconic figure in contemporary Irish culture, and some of his compositions have become classics — most notably the bittersweet Christmas ballad “Fairytale of New York”.

Here’s a tribute to Shane from the incomparable Chas Crane.

Onwards with Dead Pool 309. You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from the previous pool.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt who we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5) Hits are rewarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Let the game begin!

54 thoughts on “Dead Pool [309]”

  3. Katey Price
    Salt Bae
    Carol Vouderman
    Mark the dusty uba cunt Drakeford, may he die of gonaria and burn in hell
    Claudia winkleman

    I think I sorted it as per – NA.

  7. Admin please sort out Dirty Harriets latest clusterfuck, she didnt change the email after my post.
    This is what happens when you allow wimminz to drink wine and then go on ISAC.
    Below is the correct post, the above 4 under her name please delete, thanks again Fuglyucker, i will get her colouring book,crayons and Tenna lady for later on….

  13. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  14. Congratulations Cuntstable

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  15. First Freddie then Cuntstable.

    It appears Shaun may be taking some time off for the holidays. Nonetheless, Death marches on.

  18. Congratulations Cnutbubble.

    Josef Fritzl
    Desmond Morris
    Norman Jewison
    Bill Rodgers
    Lance Gibbs (WI cricketer)

  20. Dave Lee Travis
    David Hamilton (DJ)
    Tony Blackburn
    Paul Gambaccini
    Emporer Rosko

    Didn’t Shane McGowen go to Westminster (Posho) School? 🤔

  28. Well done Cuntstable

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall
    Tom Lehrer

    • Just noticed on a 2nd read through that Tom Lehrer has been claimed.
      Swap for Alan Bennett ( National Treasure).

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