Dead Pool [305]

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Congratulations again to Shaun who wins deadpool 304 by picking Matteo Messina Denaro the cunt known as “Italy’s last Godfather” who until his arrest in January this year was at the very top of Italys most wanted list for nearly 30 years. Messina Denaro bragged about being able to fill a cemetry with all the people he has killed over the years.He also was behind some of Italys most notorious bombings.He was convicted of multiple murders in his absence whilst on the run before finally being captured this Janyary after being traced down to a health clinic where he was receiving treatment for the colon cancer which ultimately killed him , using a pseudonym. Mesina Denaro is survived by his daughter, grandson and mother.He was 61 years old.

On to Dead Pool 305

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nlminations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.

56 thoughts on “Dead Pool [305]”

  1. As the RU World Cup is taking place
    Nigel Starmer-Smith: former England scrum half
    Jack Rowell: former Bath & England coach
    Willie John McBride: former Ireland & British Lions captain / coach / manager
    Syd Millar: former Ireland & British Lions player / manager / coach
    Jim Telfer: former Scotland & British Lions player / manager / coach

    • Well done for 4 out of 4 Shaun.
      Shame it wasn’t Mark Drakeford that got you your 4 out of 4,once again Drakeford has let us down, but Thanks for Trying, good luck to Fuglyucker.

      • i might pick the odious cunt again especially as he is complaining about social media abuse and asking for respect.What did the gormless cunt expect.Respect is earned and not a given right.CUNT!

  4. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  5. Well done Shaun, I am just sorry it wasn’t your other nomination Mark Drakeford.

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank BC
    Sandy Gall
    Glynis Johns
    Professor Tom Lehrer

  7. Mark Drakeford, uba cunt
    Lee Waters, wank sock for uba cunt
    Halfwit Harry Hewitt
    Me, gain Sparkle
    Katey price

    • Splendid shot (again), Shaun.

      Colin Jeavons
      Tony Soper
      Quincy Jones
      Peter Jay
      Sian Phillips

    • Just read the above about Mr Denaro
      And just in case his family read ISAC,
      A sad lose,
      My angels carry him to heaven.

  10. The old woman who lived in a shoe. (She was lucky to have a shoe)
    Humpty Dumpty. (The fat Cunt)
    Cinderella ( the one where she fucks snow whites dwarves behind her back) dirty slut
    The Queen of hearts 💕 from Alice in wonderland. Chokes on a fucking jam tart

    Queer star man. Cunt slips on one of his own banana 🍌 skins. Cunt falls onto D Abbot who rolls him over and suffocates him with her in washed fanny

  11. Stanley Baxter
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on Shaun.

  28. Christ Shaun, 4 in a row. Do you know next weeks lottery numbers perchance ?
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    Virginnia Mckenna
    Cleo Laine
    William Shatner
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley

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