Dead Pool [300]

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Congratulations to wanksock who has correctly predicted that the former Harrods owner and Fulham owner.Mohamed Al Fayed would be the next famous face to conk out.Al Fayed was 94 and will perhaps be best remembered for various legal cases relating to investigating the circumstances surrounding the death of his son and heir Dodi and Princess Diana.

On to Deadpool 300

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we wi ll ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken first.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [300]”

  2. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  4. So the great Jimmy Buffett bought it today. If you can get past the commercial Margaritaville bullshit that polluted the airwaves for so long he did some amazing stuff:

    https://youtu.be/FNRps83DKRo?si=E2tBJWU45-IntA0

    I fear the finer points of American Honky Tonk may be lost on the more sophisticated element of the English Gentlemen cunters who grace these hallowed pages.

  5. Also in today’s Death Report, the Devil called home another disciple today in former New Mexico Governor and UN Ambassador Bill Richardson.

    We may all rest assured the black soul of this filthy Demonrat cunt was engulfed in the sulfurous gases of hell shortly after it left his bloated fat ass.

  7. I was reading that when one of his children was being treated at Great Ormond St hospital, he was staggered that they didn’t have an MRI scanner.
    He went straight to Siemens in Germany and paid for one to be installed at a cost of 8 Million.
    It’s a bloody disgrace that he was refused a British Passport and citizenship, while we now let any smelly fucker turn up and roll out the red carpet.
    …Rant Over….
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    Virginnia Mckenna
    Cleo Laine
    William Shatner
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley

    • I know the Frogs and Krauts get a bashing on here, but in terms of diagnostic medicine they are far more on the ball than our piss-poor efforts

  10. Cliff ‘colostomy bag wearing, king of all cunts’ Richard
    John ‘Cliff’s spunk Hoover’ McElynn
    Danny ‘I think I’m ‘ard cos I play hard men roles but in reality I’m a bike saddle sniffing cunt’ Dyer
    Adam ‘Worthless shit cunt actor’ Woodyatt
    Steve ‘ I cannot close my mouth and look like a fucking Mong’ McFadden

  12. To avoid all this stupidity, in future I’m having everyone leaving this earth chronologically.

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