Fabrizio Romano, football journalist and transfer ‘guru’, deserves a cunting.
God I hate this cunt so much. I hate his annoying catchphrase. I hate the way he shamelessly retweets his own tweets from a few hours ago to farm interactions. I hate the way he tries to appear ‘cool’ and pander to the 12 year old Football Twitter crowd.
Even his sentence structure bugs me. OK, he’s reliable most of the time but that doesn’t make him any less of a cunt.
People like David Ornstein are far more professional yet don’t receive anywhere near as much attention.
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano
Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt.
Thanks for the warning.
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Never heard of him.
Couldn’t give a fuck.
Good morning.
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Never heard of him..
Looks very cuntish.
Name like a pizza.
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Sounds like the fabric they made togas out of.
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Que?
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Never heard of the cunt.
Don’t use twatter.
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That reminds me. I must write my cunting of the BBC’s Phil McNulty.
What a wanker he is.
Trouble is, where do I stop?
You’ve got that up his own arse twat Henry Winter to include as well as uber cunt Chris Sutton.
I don’t know a lot about this bolgnesey individual, but it’s a given that being a football writer, he’s a cunt.
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Correction.
Chris Sutton isn’t a writer as such, he’d struggle to write his own name.
He’s just a mouthy, antagonistic piece of shit.
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Pound shop Cloughie. A bit like Roy ‘more needs to be done to help the wimminz game’ Keane.
Hard man? He shat himself when Shearer stood up to him I recall.
And Patrick Vieira took the piss out of him in the tunnel once.”Why do you always look so miserable? Always sad.”
Keane just said, “I’d be smiling too if I was 8 points clear.”
Vieira just looked at him like ‘soft cunt’.
Shithouse. Any ‘hard man’ would’ve knocked Vieira out there and then.
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I’ve never heard of any of those people.
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Likewise. A blessing in my opinion.
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Breaking: anyone get Mohammed (“fuggin royal family fuggin killed fuggin Diana”) in Dead Pool?
Greasy social climbing Egyptian cunt. Rest in pieces.
https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2023/0901/1403012-mohamed-al-fayed/
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Should be “Mohammed al-Fayed”, careless cunt.
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Modesty Forbids.
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Back on topic, all football agents are bloody parasites.
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All football ‘journalists’ are pricks.
XG? What a load of fucking bollocks.
Going on like the split arse version is as good as the men’s game and championing the rainbow laces and taking the knee.
Useless fucking cunts, all of them.
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XG is indeed a lot of shite.
Football is becoming more Americanised in the pointless stats being used to analyse everything.
Kilometres run in 90 mins?
I remember Danny Welbeck running around a lot, covering ground, but it was alwsys in a straight line, and usually without the ball.
Possession is another one; Yes teams like Barcelona can win through short quick passing, but not all teams that retain possession use the ball as effectively or manage to get the ball into the box. A lapse can lead to the more direct team breaking and end up winning.
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Aye.
Ged Muller barely moved for 90 minutes. Did fuck all.
Except score about a goal a game for his entire career and winning everything possible (World Cups, World Cup Golden Boot, European Cups, Ballon D’ors etc.)
His XG and distance covered etc would be shite.
It’s all a load of fucking bollocks.
Passing? McTominay has a much better ‘pass accuracy’ than Kevin De Bruyne. That’s because M Tominay passes the ball square or back – safe passes. De Bruyne looks for that killer pass. Much harder to do.
Maradona or George Best would’ve had poor stats for retaining possession. Because they had to try and dribble round 5 players trying to break their fucking legs. Their managers demanded they take on the opposition defence to create space. They’d lose the ball after going past a few players quite often. But it would come off quite often, hence they are rated as two of the greatest players of all time.
All a load of shite is XG and modern footy stats. Can’t be doing with it. We’re not Septics ffs.
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It’s them who stir the shit and create animosity.
Every penalty is ‘controversial’.
Every club which loses two games on the trot is ‘in crisis’
Managers and some players have their careers ruined by these cunts when they get their teeth into them.
And they moan about the reduction in knee taking, mainly because they like to report the booing that usually accompanies it.
Vermin.
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Cheers , football is a game for cunts anyway .
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Never heard of the cunt
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Football the most vile corrupt organisation in history. Sooner Vlad fires off his Satan 2s the better, get rid of these parasites.
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It’s a sport, that existed before FIFA or UEFA, yet If it was, would it be worse than the Catholic Church, the Nazi party, the Khmer Rouge, the NKVD, the Stasi, the Ku Klux Klan, the Baath party, Al Qaeda, the Taliban etc?
What ridiculous hyperbole.
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Fair point.
All of those you mentioned above cost millions of lives to resist or eradicate.
Modern top level football and other sports could be eradicated simply by idiots not paying tv subscriptions.
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Athletes like to go beyond just playing their sport and become their own brand. Many do it without being a cunt though.
Those who adopt the philosophy “There is no such thing as bad publicity “ are usually cunts but everyone knows who they are and that’s all that matters to them.
Personally I admire the quiet ones who go into business, expand their fortunes behind the scenes, and don’t become public spectacles at the expense of their dignity. Annoying the shit out of everyone seems to be a popular business model.
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The only interest in football these days, is watching the greedy fuckers play and that’s gradually wearing thin due to the darker they get.
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Does he consider himself a ‘guru’ or do people refer to him as such?
Never heard of the stubbly twat.
Anyone who refers to themselves as a ‘guru’ is a cunt from top to bottom.
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I don’t knowabout Romano but know of Ornstein, vaguely.
I preferred Brian Glanville and his bizarre fixation with the ‘blond youths’ and allusions to Russian Literature. Gianni Rivera was ‘fawn-like’ and Bobby Charlton had a ‘Prince Myshkin quality’.
Not one mention of xG.
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Never heard of him and couldn’t really give a ….
Looks like he could be the brother of that Paul Joseph Watson
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Dashed if I know.
With a name like that I’m guessing he was Berlusconi’s bunga bunga party fixer.
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A wanker pandering for other cunts. Fuck off.
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Italians are all dirty cheats. Never heard of this spaghetti bashing twat but Gary Linekunt is the biggest cunt in football if that’s any use.
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He’s a liar.
The Romanov’s were all killed by the Russian people in 1917.
So who is he really?
He looks like one of the Gallaghers to me!
Noel Liam Fabrizio.
Avein it!!!!
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I’m packing it in. The last straw being United having a black goalie and what a proper nana he is. The last black keeper we had was when he’d just been working down Bradford pit (the site where the shite now play) and didn’t have time to have a wash.
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Obviously this is the Andrew formerly known as Prince? The Maxwell eyebrows are a hint to Ghislaine to keep her gob shut or join Jeffrey in the big sleep.
A silly name and an interest in Football don’t fool anyone Andy you cunt. Expect he likes to watch the ladies under 16s playing.
Former president of the FA and supposedly a Norwich fan I feel the evidence is clear.
Of course he gets inside information given his connections in the FA.
His names even a clue translated to crafty of the empire.
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Toy town journalism for people who can’t hack it in news. Same as “ents/gossip” reporters. Cunts one and all.
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