Dead Pool [300]

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Congratulations to wanksock who has correctly predicted that the former Harrods owner and Fulham owner.Mohamed Al Fayed would be the next famous face to conk out.Al Fayed was 94 and will perhaps be best remembered for various legal cases relating to investigating the circumstances surrounding the death of his son and heir Dodi and Princess Diana.

On to Deadpool 300

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we wi ll ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken first.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [300]”

  1. John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Stanley Baxter
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on Wanksock.

      • I had Tom Lehrer as my first reserve. I was amazed to find out he was still alive, 95 and going strong. My parents had two of his albums and I remember listening to them 60 years ago.

  12. Gudrun Ure
    Raul Castro
    June Spencer (The Archers)
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Norman Lear.
    Fine shooting Mr Wanksock.

    • Last came across Leapy having serial disasters as a curry cook in Spain. Various cancelled gigs followed by business failures, tax shit then burnt his bolloxs off on a stove. Keep on Leap’n Leapy.

  15. James Earl Jones
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    Douglas Hurd
    Peter Higgs (Boson chaser)
    Jim Lovell (Astronaut)

  18. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

    Die FIFA cunts.

  20. Alan Greenspan
    Eddie Stobart
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Annette Crosbie
    Nancy Olson.

    Nice work Wanksock, should be interesting when he meets up with Phil the Greek.

    • Thanks LL, he was a regular pick as he tried to grope a friend (female) when she worked on the food counter at Harrods. I wonder if any of the obits will mention he had a bad case of WHT.

  23. Onwards and upwards

    Alan Bennett
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Sandy Gall
    Glynis Johns

  26. Congratulations wanksock

    Before my usuals, Jimmy Buffet anyone?

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  27. Good Darts Wanksock – Bullseye

    Henry Kissinger
    Bridget Bardot
    Gene Hackman
    Donald Sutherland
    Imelda Marcos

    • Well struck, Wanksock.
      The bastard applied for a passport every year. He should’ve tried coming on a dinghy.

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