The Miss Universe Contest

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This is who won. And who came second.

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1678117142942580738

The one who came second? Truly what a beauty. The one who came first. Well really?! She doesn’t look a classical beauty at all.
That’s because she’s a man.

Next stop for Miss Netherlands the The Miss Universe Contest. Wow a man could win Miss Universe.

Miss World comes to mind from days of yore.

I bet if George Best was alive today and still pulling he WOULD actually ‘kick (Miss Netherlands) out of bed’.

Remember the protest at the Miss World competition all those years ago and Bob Hope getting angry…well the women protestors were protesting at the demeaning objectification of women.
Why wasn’t there protests at this competition?

She really is a Beauty the one who came Second.

Yes I think it is perfectly legitimate to have beauty contests.

Yes womanly beauty. You simply cannot fake it. The delicacy of the jaw line. The winner’s jawline is masculine no matter which way you look at it. Her arms aren’t right. Nor his/her chest. Upper chest. It’s bony. Also ‘she’ is showing a ‘bit o’ leg’. But it’s not a lovely long shapely leg that a beautiful woman has. It’s hard and er…not shapely.

I think I’m falling for this second woman. I’d love to be up close with her right now and and feel her soft curvaceous figure burying my head in her luscious…

Hold yourself together lad.

I must calm myself down by thinking of Ann Widdecombe or Margaret Thatcher.

No all I need to do is think of Miss Netherlands-

https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1678400946374602754

Nominated by : Miles Plastic

101 thoughts on “The Miss Universe Contest”

  1. To be fair they do smoke a fair bit of weed in Holland..

    And to quote areosmith.
    Dude looks like a lady.

    • Hmmm…I consume a moderate amount of organic home-grown, BZ…never felt the urge to get busy with a tran§bumder!

  3. Seems to me an obese builder with Desperate Dan stubble could turn up in a frock and win any of these.

    After all,the organisers wouldn’t want to be accused of some sort of far right phobia..or something.

    Must be rather off putting for the lovely ladies,knowing they are stunning but simply can’t win.

    Perhaps the Trans-Bumbers should just have their own awful pageant,but now doubt that would be discrimination.

    Cunts.

    Oven.

    • That would be fucking hilarious.

      The judges trying not to offend anyone by choosing a Les Dawson lookalike in an unconvincing wig.

      • ..why bother even trying with a cheap frock and a wig with a bit of lippy. Just get a hairy arsed bloke to traipse in straight off the building site after an all day shift and state they are and identify as, a woman and ask to enter.

        Not making an effort would make it even more hilarious

  4. Further down that Twitter post is this paragraph:
    “She will be the second transgender representative at the Miss Universe pageant next to Spain’s Angela 𝗣𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 who participated in 2018.’
    There’s clearly a ‘P’ where there should be an ‘N’.
    Good morning Genitalmen.

    • The Dutch are a nation of junkies.

      This bucktoothed tranny looks like Plug from the Bash street kids probably bribed the judges with a bottle of methadone?

      Miss Universe?
      Miss needle exchange.

      • Morning MNC…junkies and sexual pėrverts too.
        Some of the things I saw in Amsterdam’s red light district 25 years ago really shocked me!
        We did go into some really dodgy establishments though!

      • Morning Thomas👍

        Same here.
        I saw a lesbian floor show about 2ft from my face.
        I was disgusted.

        The place was awash with drugs, whores, deviancy and bicycles.

        I was disgusted every time I went.😁

      • What neither of you went to the Anne Frank House peep show?

        All that scribbling is very erotic.

      • I used to live in the flat underneath. They weren’t too much of a problem really. A few noisy parties but fairly quiet otherwise.

    • Trying to work that one out Thomas.

      “She will be the second transgender renresentative at the Miss Universe nageant next to Snain’s Angela 𝗣𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 who narticinated in 2018.’
      There’s clearly a ‘P’ where there should be an ‘N’.

      Am I being thick?

      • Should be ‘nönce’, CB…as I firmly believe that all tran§bumders are also pædos.

      • And are:
        Not
        On
        Normal
        Courtyard
        Exercise
        Which is where the acronym comes from.

      • Ah gotcha.

        I thought I’d missed a new ‘hip’ slang word used by da yoof.

        I know you’re down and happenin’, Thomas, just thought you’d picked up on some noo yoof buzzslang.

        Mate’s (honky) son about 15 years ago when he saw my new North Face coat, ” Dat’s sick man.”

        Me: (genuinely) “Why, what’s up with it?”

  5. makes me proud to be a man..men can literally do everything better than women. we even beat women at being women.

    who votes for the winner? absolutely no way the public have voted for this wrasse toothed abomination. I’d like to hear the opinions of the runner ups.

  6. Anyway where are the moon women and the martian princesses?

    I have to believe that there is intelligent life somewhere out there..

    Cause there sure ain’t been any on this planet for the last 5 years..

    • Imagine if aliens land and they’re ultra left wing with whatever passes for a female alien wearing space dungarees and each of its heads sporting different luminous hair colours and wharever passes for male gayliens land their spacecraft on Brighton beach and mince round the local pubs wearing space dresses and bumming the local homos with long, wierd appendages.

      • Nah if star trek has taught me anything, they look like us but are just green or red and need to be taught in the ways of LOVE..

      • Grey aliens love a bit of bum fun, especially if you’re a logger or bored American housewife..

        Too bad Jason Aldean hasnt recorded a song about them. that would probably get the lefties screaming about racism as well.

  7. whilst on the topic of fake lasses with bad teeth and cuprinol sun tans – Katie Price has been caught driving her Git Panzer without a licence or insurance for the 138th time. Time to play the Harvey card again.

    • What let mighty Joe young loose on the local constabulary?
      Sure would cause a hell of a distraction.

    • She’ll just nosh the judge again with the ever present threat of sending Harvey round to his house and saying, “This is the where the bad man lives who put the big lock on the fridge, Harvey.”

  8. Did they dig up David Bowie’s corpse and put a wig and a frock on it?
    We’ll have to surmise what the real wimminz contestants really think, they’ll probably be cancelled if they speak their minds.
    And you made me go on Twitter. I feel unclean now. Bastards!

  9. My advice to Nigel Farage is to go full trans and enter the Miss UK contest. Thus he would align himself with Coutts Bank’s values and they would be duty bound to reinstate his account. In fact on the basis of the Dutch contest I’d give him a good chance of winning.

    • Eeurgh.
      Like a female Shrek.

      A big fat chinky called Brian.
      That’s the fittest bird!!!
      I demand a recount.

      • Hee hee it was miss greater derry, greater than what, the combined mass of the solar system..

      • When these blokes win beauty contests, swimming, cycling, etc…why don’t their female competitors man up and shout “THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS…HE’S CLEARLY A MAN, A COWARD, A CHEAT AND PROBABLY A PÆDO!”
        Wimmin aren’t usuallt pussy chicken shit when it comes to nagging and criticising their husbands, so they should speak out here too.
        The silly, spineless tarts.

      • Beauty contests are big business.

        Parents spend hundreds of thousands to get their kid noticed.
        Some parents in America give up their jobs so that they can ferry their child to all of the contests.
        It’s not unknown for a child to be given a helping hand by cosmetic surgery whilst they are very young.

        It can be the stepping stone for fame and money.

        Halle Berry, Britney Spears, Michelle Pfifer (sp), Sophia Loren…… And many more.

        It’s pointless having a contest if the fat man is always going to win.

        But if the girls that are being cheated out of the titles aren’t willing to speak up, who cares?

      • I have sympathy with genuine female athletes against all this tranny shit, but sadly too many split arses are all for it.

        I recall a stupid yank tart I know going mental at a few of us when one lad said biological males shouldn’t be allowed to compete as women. She thought trannies should be allowed in sport. As she started to lose the argument , she screamed, “Well wait until you have children!” for some bizarre reason that we never worked out. She was shaking with anger.

        It never made any sense as she’s far too ugly for any bloke to shag her and is too fat and unhealthy for any baby to not be stillborn anyway.

        I reckon it’s because women hate other women (in general). Especially when they do well or are good looking/healthy. We all somewhat carry shaudenfreudistic tendencies, but ever seen a woman who finds out another bird who shows off on Arsebook has had some bad luck?

        Fuck me, it’s a whole new level.

        Remember that awful Chris Watts case? ‘Perfect’ couple (on social media anyway) with perfect lives. They posted everything on Arsebook/Instagram or whatever. Well, he killed his wife and his two little kids to try and be with his new younger and fitter bit on the side.

        It was splitarses who were saying the bloke was innocent (he was clearly guilty and is in jail forever – only the victim’s Christian family pleading for clemency for the death penalty saw him avoid getting snuffed out). It was split arses (hundreds of them) calling her the cunt, and believing Watt’s original bullshit defence that she killed the kids and he strangled her out of rage when he found out.

        Split arses and benders are the ones behind the tranny shit in schools too.

        Ever seen a straight bloke organising tranny shit in schools?

        It’s always the tarts. And most women seem to be all for trannies.

        So fuck ’em. Maybe when Big Lionel (now ‘Lisa’) gets his erect nob out in your changing room and starts wanking, you’ll change your minds?

        Thank fuck I have a somewhat normal lady in my life. Not many of them left it seems.

      • Yep, this tranny/gender nonsense has been pushed hard by feminazis since the eighties. Everything is a social construction.

    • That was the biggest pisstake in human history, fucking monster.
      Read in Daily Fail that an American elected representative has been done for kiddy porn. It’s deviant “ex” partner has been sending the sicko photos of kids tween ages of 3 to 5 taken at the preschool that the partner works at. The beasts have also messaged each other with lurid fantasies as to what they would like to do to these kids. The transbender has a list of criminal convictions prior to becoming a women, best bit he managed to be re elected. I don’t think much it’s future political career though, it hails from New Hampshire so anything’s possible. I mean godzillas offspring one the beauty pageant.

    • ticks the boxes;
      1)male identifying as female
      2)non-white.
      3)obese.

      If it were black it might be even more woke.

      • Somebody sent me a (real) picture of a naked Lizzo with the American flag. Some of my mates are sadistic bastards…

  12. What a fucking farce. If you’re a real bird what’s the point of entering the competition when you know it’s going to be won by a dirty bender? Of course I’m making the mistake of applying logic to the situation. Logic means fuck all in the make believe world of the woke.

  13. “Trans geezer in red, is dancing with me.
    Cheek to cheek.
    There’s nobody here. It’s just him and me”
    Oh fuck!

    • “crazy in red is dancing with me.
      I’m crippled with fear
      It’s just him and me,..

      • Chris De Burgh should’ve been murdered in cold blood in front of his crying family for that song.

        Is he dead? I fucking hope so.

      • Bugger. He’s still going. Interesting facts on the web about him. His parents were minted. He lived in a fucking castle as a kid (converted into a big hotel by his dad.)

        Then somehow sells 45 million albums for fucking shite ‘music’. Releases one of the worst songs in history and it goes number one worldwide, back when cunts bought records.

        Some cunts have all the luck, eh?

        Is he mates with Lineker or summat?

      • I like some of his stuff. Patricia the Stripper, Spanish Train and Don’t Pay the Ferryman come to mind.

      • Each to their own, Moggy.

        I quite like Easy Lover by Phil Collins and that dark fellow from Earth Wind and Fire and that Yes Sir, I can boogie.

        And they’re cheesy as fuck and shite, I know.

        Chris de Burgh though…?

      • Viz labelled that a ‘dog track’,; when all the munters and land whales look for a bloke to dance with them after a night of being ignored.

        Sympathetic lads, the Viz writers.

      • Only Chris De Cunt track that is heard in the Norman household is A Spaceman Came Travelling. The Mrs plays it at Christmas.

    • In the 70s. I’d have tubbed those two Baccara birds.

      De Burgh is a known cunt in Irish music circles. Any journo who gives him a review he doesn’t like, De Burgh pursues vendettas, settles scores and writes childish replies to those who have ‘wronged’ him. A bit like a Paddy Alan Partridge really.

      • I’d have spunked all over the dark haired one. Mind you, I was only about 5. The ginger one looked like a cross between Ray Parlour and Rocky Dennis I thought.

  14. It’s all part of the plan to make normal folk think the world has gone mad and then become demoralised and easier to control. The left will eat its self eventually, peacefuls vs alphabet ideology, trans activists vs feminists…….. there are going to be so many conflicts within their camp.

  15. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    Which in this case turns out to be a nutter.

    • I bet those banal interviews they do with them would be interesting.

      “So Eva, what are your thoughts on our world?”

      “Ja. I vant to take care of zee cute, how you say?, full of zee fluff kittens and meet ein gooden gentleman to care care of me. I vill of course measure die schnauzer first. Heil Hitler!”

  18. Apparently the bloke who won, (easily distinguishable from a woman by having no tits or hips), is saying that he has been bombarded by hate online.
    Well thank God that some rational people are saying it like it is, and I hope the cunt is reading this.

    I’ve just thought of a paradox, the only part of this cunt that isn’t cuntish is his cunt.

    • These sort of wankers love on line abuse because it heightens their sense of victimhood which is like fucking crack cocaine to them. But a proper addict prefers the real life abuse where they can be a victim on somebody’s phone and star on soshul meeja. Be aware they are looking to provoke you……first prize is getting you nicked at the same time.

    • According to an advert against online hate i saw a while ago, calling a player ‘useless’ is hateful..

      Diddums!

      • Yeah I remember that.

        Leaves scars lol.

        Fucking soft twats. One of the reasons footy has been popular is the hostile and comic atmosphere created by partizan crowds.

        Now, it’s prawn sandwiches, thrown out if you swear, polite applause, half and half scarves and do sit down or you’ll be ejected.

        Fuck them all.

  19. *#!!;:”*”:;!*’:!?#####**”‘)-&££-(;; is all I can say about this…!

  20. Firstly, must be a slap in the face for all those girls who spent their entire lives as women and went through all the rights of passage to become women only to lose to some johnny come lately.

    Secondly these trans warriors should be applauded by us the misogynistic patriarchy. These brave warriors who use makeup as their armour and progressiveness as their weapon.

    They have destroyed 100 years of feminism with a stroke of an eyeliner pen.

    Well done that man!

    • Feminism that has supported this denial of gender roles and biological importance in sexes since the eighties.

      fantadtic work!

  21. How on Earth do circus freak untermenschen of this variety earn the final place in a national beauty contest? Did the trans fruit nosh off some of the judges/officials beforehand? A dangerous prospect with a set of teeth like that specimen is sporting, must have scrapped off the helmet smeg quite nicely however, so silver linings!

    Take the horse faced, failed abortion out back and show us some authentic Dutch culture and tether it to a windmill blade until it passes out and then expires. Also machine gun the judging panel.

    • That’s Brian MJB.
      He’s mentioned above.

      He’s the hottest chink sorry chick , in Maine.

      All American men are consumed with lust for Bri.😁

  23. Surely the answer to this kind of crap lies with women (real women), themselves?
    If real women refused to enter such competitions, the organisers would soon stop it! But then, maybe the real women were thinking “no way that thing is going to win, so let’s just ignore it”. But they were wrong.
    So, I am left with three possibilities.
    1. Real women are just fuckin’ dozy and can’t work this out for themselves
    2, Real women put the potential financial gains above their female principles
    3. Real women are happy with this situation – and perhaps it is us that are ‘out of step’
    I use the same argument against all the dick-swingers entering female sporting events. Tell me what I am getting wrong!

  24. I want to see the funny side to this fiasco. Each contestant goes through the magnetic door to detect if a male walks through, then a joke hand with a mallet bashes him on the head and another hand discards the male into a rubbish skip, all with comic sound effects to have you laughing your tits and bollocks off.

    • One joke hand grabs him by the throat and another rips his genitals off so he can qualify.

  27. Gene Hunt was right.
    As the great Guv once said,

    ‘You gender bender weirdy beardy freak of nature1’

  28. Misgendering is a serious offense. In the Brave New One World Order it’s:

    Mx Trannyverse.

  29. Talking of fairy boys, Bruno Fernandes has vowed not to change his ways after being appointed as Manchester United’s permanent captain.

    So, he’ll still be a soft twat who whinges to referees and a mardarse who cried to be taken off at Anfield then?

  30. The Grinch who stole Ms Universe.

    Pity these thicko feminists who say men are taking over womens spaces’.

    40 years of feminism says their gender is constructed and biological sex is an oppressive tool of white male science.

    You fucked yourselves, feminazis.

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