Dead Pool [295]

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Congratulations to Dirty Harriet who correctly predicted that the celebrated Irish Singer Sinead O’Connor would be next to conk out aged 56.Her cause of death is unknown however she suffered severe mental health issues all her life including BPD and bipolar meaning she could well prove to be a hit on Suicide squad.

On to Deadpool 295

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cuntd you think will conk out next.No duplicates .It is first come first served and you can alqways be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Deaths are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool [295]”

  1. Congrats Dirty Harriet

    My usual exercise in futility:

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  3. Alan Greenspan
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Annette Crosbie
    Eddie Stobart
    Nancy Olson.

    Nice work Dirty Harriet.

  5. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  7. Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Gudrun Ure
    June Spencer (The Archers)
    Roger Corman
    Dick Van Dyke

  9. Well done DH, she has been jumping around the house for the last couple of hours…..

    Halfwitt Harrry Hewitt
    Megain Sparkle
    Katey Price
    Putin
    Zolenski

  10. Fred Talbot
    Chris Rea
    Bill Cosby
    Christopher Lloyd
    Alan Oppenheimer (Voice of Skeletor)

  11. Buzz Aldrin
    Marion Ross
    James Hong
    June Lockhart
    James Earl Jones

  12. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Couldn’t stand this witch.

    • At least she had the good grace to shuffle off after Glastonbury was over and save us the onstage celebrity tributes in between calling for open borders and climate action.

    • Me neither Captian. She sang the praises of Sinn Fein, the IRA., Hitler, Islamic State, and she was as anti-British as they come.

      Of course, the media will forget her love for murderers, and spew out a load of crap about a ‘feminist icon’.

  13. Henry Kissinger
    Uncle Joe Biden
    James Whale
    Bobby Charlton
    Noam Chomsky

  14. A tortured soul. Didn’t like her but may she rest in peace

    Dirty Harriet will get the double with Shane McGowan I’m sure.

    David Attenborough
    Britney spears
    Charlie sheen
    Kenneth Clarke
    Damon Albarn

    • Hey CST,

      I respect your sentiments but I suspect she’s burning in the fires of Hell even as we speak (or in this case write) and experiencing the first of the endless torments that go along with eternal damnation.

  15. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  16. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall

    Well done Dirty Harriet

  17. In there Harriet.

    She can join her old mate Bobby Sands for a chicken supper now.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Anne Reid
    Denis Law
    Madonna

  18. O’ Connor ccinverted to Islam in 2018, she changed her name to Shuhada’ Sadaqat. This was done after the Manchester Arena bombiing.

    Good fucking riddance .

  19. Virginnia Mckenna
    James Earl Jones
    Cleo Laine
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley

  20. A sad loss of a fucking barmpot.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick the singing Neanderthal
    Eric Burdon
    Shane McGowan
    Alan Price

  21. Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Camilla, Queen of the cotswolds
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  25. As always, top of my list is
    1 ‘Colostomy Bag KD Fiddler’ Cliff Richard
    2 Cliff’s personal cum dump when there are no minors to be had, John McElynn
    3 Self proclaimed hard man but in reality is a complete spas, yes it’s Danny Dyer
    4 scaley reptile off of Coronavirus St, Helen Worth
    5 no chinned shite actor also off of Coronavirus St it’s that fixed jawed cunt who cannot speak properly, Sue Nicholls.
    All cunts and all worthy of a horrendous death at the hands of some drug addled loony toon with a bread knife!

  26. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Carol McGiffin
    Liza Minelli
    Sally Thomsett

  27. Phil cool
    Jimmy cricket
    Van morrison
    Tom Baker
    Timmy mallet

  29. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hesleslime
    George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable

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