Dead Pool [294]

Posted on July 24, 2023 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to George W Bamboo who correctly predicted the demise of BBC Newsreader and foreign correspondent George Alagiah who died today aged 67 following a 9 year battle with bowel cancer.

On to Dead Pool 294

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.No duplicates allowed.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

49 thoughts on “Dead Pool [294]”

George W Bamboo on July 24, 2023 at 10:17 pm said:

Thanks Shaun 👍
Micheal Caine
Prunella Scales
Billy Connolly
Micheal Parkinson
Jimmy Tarbuck

0
Dirty Harriet on July 24, 2023 at 10:22 pm said:

Jonnie Irwin
Sinead O’Connor
Ozzy Osbourne
Ron Jeremy
Shane McGowan

0
Fuglyucker on July 24, 2023 at 10:23 pm said:

Halfwit Harry Hewitt
Me gain Sparkle
Putin
Zolenski
Dolf Lundrum

0
Shaun on July 24, 2023 at 10:24 pm said:

Patrick Murray
Shane MacGowan
Ivan Krasko
Linda Nolan
Joanne Woodward

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- Dirty Harriet on July 24, 2023 at 10:28 pm said:
  
  Sorry Shaun, I have got Shane just 2 minutes earlier than you,
  Dirty Harriet.
  
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  - Shaun on July 24, 2023 at 10:35 pm said:
    
    OK no worries.
    
    Lauren Harries
    
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  - Miserable northern cunt on July 24, 2023 at 10:48 pm said:
    
    Tell you what Shaun,
    Reckon you’ll win with Linda Nolan.
    
    I was going to put her in mine but forgot 🙄
    
    0
Freddie the Frog on July 24, 2023 at 10:24 pm said:

Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Uncle Joe Biden
Bobby Charlton
Noam Chomsky

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General Cuntster on July 24, 2023 at 10:27 pm said:

Congrats GW Bamboo

As usual:

James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey

2
- Miserable northern cunt on July 24, 2023 at 10:31 pm said:
  
  Clint Eastwood
  Paul Hogan
  Johnny Irwin
  Rev Al Sharpton
  Phil Collins
  
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  - Miserable northern cunt on July 24, 2023 at 10:32 pm said:
    
    Beast of Bolsover for Johnny earwig
    
    0
  - Miserable northern cunt on July 24, 2023 at 10:47 pm said:
    
    Ps
    Good shooting George.👍
    
    The Mansfield marksman
    
    1
  - George W Bamboo on July 25, 2023 at 9:16 am said:
    
    Thanks MNC that’s two now 👍👍
    
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Captain Magnanimous on July 24, 2023 at 10:34 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint

Well struck, Bamboo.

1
Harold on July 24, 2023 at 10:34 pm said:

Chris Rea
Warren Buffett
Christopher Lloyd
Alan Oppenheimer (Voice of Skeletor)
Bolo Yeung

0
The Cunt With No Name on July 24, 2023 at 10:41 pm said:

June Lockhart
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
James Hong
Marion Ross

0
CuntyMort on July 24, 2023 at 10:54 pm said:

Tony B;air
Cherie Blair
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Camp Cliff

Good darts George

1
- CuntyMort on July 24, 2023 at 10:56 pm said:
  
  Fuck it
  Tony Blair even
  
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The cunt man of Alcatraz on July 24, 2023 at 10:59 pm said:

Esther Rantzen
Don King
Stan Bowles
Mike Yarwood
Ratko Mladic

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Cuntologist on July 24, 2023 at 11:24 pm said:

Leslie Caron
Brigitte Bardot
Iris Apfel
Jack Rader (The Blob, Outbreak)
Lee Majors

0
Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 24, 2023 at 11:26 pm said:

Shame about George,

Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Alan Price
Eric Burdon

1
Wanksock on July 24, 2023 at 11:39 pm said:

Group Captain John Hemingway
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Glynis Johns
Sandy Gall

0
Cumnock Cunt on July 24, 2023 at 11:40 pm said:

Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Rob Burrow
Willie Nelson
Eleanor Roselynn Carter

1
- Wanksock on July 25, 2023 at 2:04 am said:
  
  Beaten you by 10 minutes to John “Paddy” Hemingway, CC. I will refrain from saying anything about thieving.
  
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Cumnock Cunt on July 24, 2023 at 11:43 pm said:

Bobby Lennox ( Lisbon lion )
Rob Burrow
Willie Nelson
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
PAUL GASGOINE

0
HBelindaHubbard on July 25, 2023 at 12:00 am said:

Joanna Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camilla, Queen of the Cotswolds
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim

0
Paul Maskinback on July 25, 2023 at 12:11 am said:

Colin Jeavons
Tony Soper
Quincy Jones
Doreen Mantle
Sarah Lawson

1
- Dickie Dribbler on July 25, 2023 at 1:50 am said:
  
  I’d no idea that the naturalist Soper, a co-founder of the lauded BBC Natural History Unit in Bristol & former Animal Magic presenter alongside Johnny Morris in the 60s, was still going strong at the age of 94. Excellent find Paul.
  
  1
Drake on July 25, 2023 at 1:03 am said:

Kim Darby
Joe Namath
Rita Moreno
Herb Alpert
Sergio Mendez

1
Dickie Dribbler on July 25, 2023 at 1:08 am said:

Nigel Starmer-Smith
Len Deighton
Norman Jewison
Desmond Morris
Bill Rodgers

1
- Dickie Dribbler on July 25, 2023 at 1:40 am said:
  
  Baron William “Bill” Rodgers former Labour / SDP politician and not the American runner and former marathon record holder of the same name.
  
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Shackledragger cunt on July 25, 2023 at 1:52 am said:

Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
Archbishop Hollingworth
Queen Beatrix

1
Norman on July 25, 2023 at 2:09 am said:

In there George.

Patsy King (Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
Anne Reid (Val Barlow from Coronation Street)
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran guitarist)
Denis Law (King of the Stretford End0
Madonna (Soon to be dead old slag, with any luck)

2
Lord of the Rings on July 25, 2023 at 4:32 am said:

A bad week to be a celebrity –
Vince Hill stopped singing and Trevor Francis sent off today. RiP to all.
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Virginnia Mckenna
James Earl Jones
Cleo Laine
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley

3
Andy boy on July 25, 2023 at 4:47 am said:

Pete Murray willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig

0
Liberal Liquidator on July 25, 2023 at 6:00 am said:

Eddie Stobart
Alan Greenspan
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Nancy Olson.

Nice work GW Bamboo.

1
Sir Cuntalot on July 25, 2023 at 6:35 am said:

Klaus Schwab
Michael Hesleslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable

0
Lord Biryani on July 25, 2023 at 6:46 am said:

Gudrun Ure
Bob Barker
June Spencer (The Archers)
Norman Lear
Patricia Routledge.

0
Jeezum Priest on July 25, 2023 at 7:16 am said:

Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Carol McGiffin
Liza Minelli
Sally Thomsett

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Jack The Cunter on July 25, 2023 at 7:47 am said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Ray Reardon
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bang on, Mr. Bamboo.

1
Smells Fishy on July 25, 2023 at 8:02 am said:

Gloria Hunniford
George Foreman
Terry Waite
David Essex
Valerie Singleton

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