Dead Pool [286]

Congratulations to Harold who correctly predicted the demise of Rock and Roll legend known as the Queen of Rock and Roll Tina Turner who has died in Switzerland aged 83 following a long illness and just months after she lost her only second and last surviving son.

On to Deadpool 286

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

64 thoughts on “Dead Pool [286]

  1. Christy Dignam
    Joanne Woodward
    Roberta Flack
    Lord Frank Field
    Dianne Feinstein

  2. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Norman Jewison
    Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    Bob Newhart

  3. Henry Kissinger
    Jimmy Carter
    Joe Biden
    Bobby Charlton
    Lord Hezzelslime

  4. I only took the dog out for. walk, came back and Tina Turner has karked it.

    Stay safe out there cunters. You Never know when your number is up.

    • Clint Eastwood
      Rev Al Sharpton
      Phil Collins
      Paul Hogan
      Beast of Bolsover

      • Thanks Mis.

        I greatly admired Tina. Not in the way that gays admire Cher or Kylie you understand. πŸ˜ƒ
        Tina was a very strong woman. Had a lot of shit in her life and never played the victim.

        How abaaaht Jane Couch as a future pick?
        Remember her?
        I remember her on TV when I was about 14. She scared the shit out of me.

      • Course I do !
        The Fleetwood assassin.
        Rough as arseholes wasn’t she?πŸ˜„

      • When you see these trans ‘women’ athletes, I’d love one to go up against the likes of her. She’d batter them.

  5. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Liza Minelli
    Sally Tomsett
    Liz Truss

  6. Gudrun Ure
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Roger Corman
    Norman Lear
    June Spencer (The Archers)

  7. Fuck me this is getting arduous recently. There’s some cunt dying every couple of days!!

    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Michael Parkinson
    Clive Anderson
    Judi Dench
    Ray Reardon

  8. June Lockhart
    Dick Van Dyke
    Mel Brooks
    James Hong
    Marion Ross

  9. Emperor Akihito
    Tony Christopher, Baron Christopher (House of Lords)
    Dolly Parton
    Harvey Weinstein
    Betelgeuse.

    • Betelgeuse

      hahaha.

      might have to wait a few millennia for that fat red fucker.

  10. Phil cool
    Tom Baker
    Norman tebbit
    Russell grant
    Michael parkinson

  11. Ted Kaczynski
    Alan Greenspan
    Eddie Stobart
    Annette Crosbie.
    Eileen Derbyshire,

    Nice work Harold.

  12. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  13. Edna O’Brien.
    Michael Craig.
    George Chakaris.
    Thelma Holt.
    Jeanne Moody.

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  14. Edna O’Brien.
    Michael Craig.
    George Chakaris.
    Thelma Holt.
    Jeanne Moody.

  15. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

  16. Catches up with us all. Fine lady.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price.

  17. Bruce Dern
    George W Bush
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on, Harold

  18. Phil my arse in Scofield
    Halfwitt Harry Hewitt
    Megain Sparkle
    Daniella Westbrook
    Katey Price

  19. Congrats Harold

    As my usual picks cling stubbornly to life and in keeping with the musical theme of the latest victim I choose:

    The 3 remaining members of the Rolling Stones:

    MickJagger
    Keith Richards
    Ronnie Wood

    The 2 remaining Beatles

    Paul McCartney
    Ringo Starr

  20. Doreen Lawrence
    Sandi Toksvig
    Harvey Price
    Ram John Holder
    Neil Warnock

  21. Queen of Rock and Roll Tina Turner – survived drink, drugs, beatings from Ike and more recently a stroke. Finished off living in Switzerland.
    Watch out for that Toblerone…
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    Cleo Laine
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley
    Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
    Virginnia Mckenna

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