Congratulations to Harold who correctly predicted the demise of Rock and Roll legend known as the Queen of Rock and Roll Tina Turner who has died in Switzerland aged 83 following a long illness and just months after she lost her only second and last surviving son.
On to Deadpool 286
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Lord Frank Field
Dory Funk jr
I only took the dog out for. walk, came back and Tina Turner has karked it.
Stay safe out there cunters. You Never know when your number is up.
Rev Al Sharpton
Beast of Bolsover
Nice shooting Harold.
You awful racist! 😁
I greatly admired Tina. Not in the way that gays admire Cher or Kylie you understand. 😃
Tina was a very strong woman. Had a lot of shit in her life and never played the victim.
How abaaaht Jane Couch as a future pick?
I remember her on TV when I was about 14. She scared the shit out of me.
Course I do !
The Fleetwood assassin.
Rough as arseholes wasn’t she?😄
When you see these trans ‘women’ athletes, I’d love one to go up against the likes of her. She’d batter them.
Yes you do, Odin
When Shaun nominates you in Dead Pool.
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
June Spencer (The Archers)
Eva Marie Saint
Fuck me this is getting arduous recently. There’s some cunt dying every couple of days!!
Dick Van Dyke
Cuntpox! Archbishop Hollingworth
Fuck it 2 picks nicked. Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.
Tony Christopher, Baron Christopher (House of Lords)
might have to wait a few millennia for that fat red fucker.
Nice work Harold.
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Catches up with us all. Fine lady.
Yoko fucking Ono
George W Bush
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bang on, Harold
Phil my arse in Scofield
Halfwitt Harry Hewitt
Bugger Shane McGowan taken Ron Jeremy instead
As my usual picks cling stubbornly to life and in keeping with the musical theme of the latest victim I choose:
The 3 remaining members of the Rolling Stones:
The 2 remaining Beatles
As this was a musical themed pool I should have chosen Ed Ames.
Ram John Holder
Queen of Rock and Roll Tina Turner – survived drink, drugs, beatings from Ike and more recently a stroke. Finished off living in Switzerland.
Watch out for that Toblerone…
Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig