Congratulations to Harold who correctly predicted the demise of Rock and Roll legend known as the Queen of Rock and Roll Tina Turner who has died in Switzerland aged 83 following a long illness and just months after she lost her only second and last surviving son.
On to Deadpool 286
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Richard Wilson
William Shatner
Loretta Switt
Barbara Eden
Jim Dale
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Christy Dignam
Joanne Woodward
Roberta Flack
Lord Frank Field
Dianne Feinstein
0
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Norman Jewison
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Bob Newhart
0
Chris Rea
Buzz Aldrin
Christopher Lloyd
Richard Dreyfuss
Brian Wilson
0
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Joe Biden
Bobby Charlton
Lord Hezzelslime
0
Vince McMahon
Ric Flair
Tony Khan
Terry Funk
Dory Funk jr
0
I only took the dog out for. walk, came back and Tina Turner has karked it.
Stay safe out there cunters. You Never know when your number is up.
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Clint Eastwood
Rev Al Sharpton
Phil Collins
Paul Hogan
Beast of Bolsover
0
Nice shooting Harold.
You awful racist! 😁
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Thanks Mis.
I greatly admired Tina. Not in the way that gays admire Cher or Kylie you understand. 😃
Tina was a very strong woman. Had a lot of shit in her life and never played the victim.
How abaaaht Jane Couch as a future pick?
Remember her?
I remember her on TV when I was about 14. She scared the shit out of me.
3
Course I do !
The Fleetwood assassin.
Rough as arseholes wasn’t she?😄
1
When you see these trans ‘women’ athletes, I’d love one to go up against the likes of her. She’d batter them.
2
Yes you do, Odin
When Shaun nominates you in Dead Pool.
2
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liza Minelli
Sally Tomsett
Liz Truss
0
Billy Connolly
Bill Oddie
Stanley Baxter
Mike Harding
Jasper Carrott
0
Gudrun Ure
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Roger Corman
Norman Lear
June Spencer (The Archers)
0
Ken Clarke
Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
Eva Marie Saint
0
Fuck me this is getting arduous recently. There’s some cunt dying every couple of days!!
Jimmy Tarbuck
Michael Parkinson
Clive Anderson
Judi Dench
Ray Reardon
0
June Lockhart
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
James Hong
Marion Ross
0
Kamal
Paul Hogan
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
0
Cuntpox! Archbishop Hollingworth
0
Fuck it 2 picks nicked. Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.
0
Emperor Akihito
Tony Christopher, Baron Christopher (House of Lords)
Dolly Parton
Harvey Weinstein
Betelgeuse.
1
Betelgeuse
hahaha.
might have to wait a few millennia for that fat red fucker.
0
Phil cool
Tom Baker
Norman tebbit
Russell grant
Michael parkinson
0
Ted Kaczynski
Alan Greenspan
Eddie Stobart
Annette Crosbie.
Eileen Derbyshire,
Nice work Harold.
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Edna O’Brien.
Michael Craig.
George Chakaris.
Thelma Holt.
Jeanne Moody.
0
0
Edna O’Brien.
Michael Craig.
George Chakaris.
Thelma Holt.
Jeanne Moody.
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
0
Catches up with us all. Fine lady.
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Eric Burdon
Alan Price.
1
Bruce Dern
George W Bush
Bill Ward
John Astin
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bang on, Harold
0
Phil my arse in Scofield
Halfwitt Harry Hewitt
Megain Sparkle
Daniella Westbrook
Katey Price
0
Esther Ranzan
Shane McGowan
Valerie Singleton
Joan Collins
Jonnie Irwin
0
Bugger Shane McGowan taken Ron Jeremy instead
0
Congrats Harold
As my usual picks cling stubbornly to life and in keeping with the musical theme of the latest victim I choose:
The 3 remaining members of the Rolling Stones:
MickJagger
Keith Richards
Ronnie Wood
The 2 remaining Beatles
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr
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As this was a musical themed pool I should have chosen Ed Ames.
0
Herb Alpert
Sergio Mendez
Robert Duvall
Joe Namath
Shirley Jones
0
Doreen Lawrence
Sandi Toksvig
Harvey Price
Ram John Holder
Neil Warnock
0
Queen of Rock and Roll Tina Turner – survived drink, drugs, beatings from Ike and more recently a stroke. Finished off living in Switzerland.
Watch out for that Toblerone…
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Cleo Laine
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley
Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
Virginnia Mckenna
1
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0