Joe Biden [17]

This Hair sniffing cunt is heading to Ireland to interfere with British politics.

It’s the same whenever there’s an election. No matter how tenuous the link, the candidate claims to be Irish, to garner the votes of the rest of the American twats who think they’re Irish.

How many of these emerald green fuckwits even know where Ireland is, let alone set foot in the place? It would be impossible to explain to them the history and politics involved.

It seems Biden is trying to find some distant relatives to contact, I hope they all turn out to be thieving gypsy bastards.
Biden, you’re a stupid ignorant cunt.

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84 thoughts on “Joe Biden [17]

  1. When Biden starts dribbling on about “tremendous progress” in NI after the 1998 Good Friday agreement, you are left in no doubt whatsoever that he has forgotten to pack his Donepezil medication.

    Senile old fart.

  2. Seeing as it’s a 25th anniversary event can I suggest Tony Blair gets knee-capped to celebrate it.

    And biden is a dribbling imbecile.

  3. Top of the morning dude!

    Gee, sure is neat to visit the old country.
    To be sure
    To be sure

    I’m planning on drinking a hot cup of that there Guinness and eating some tatters
    Sunny side up.

    Where am I again?

  4. Biden is a monumental loon.

    But I don’t believe he is actively anti-British. He was in fact very supportive towards the UK over the Falklands when even Reagan was prevaricating over whom to support. He ordered flags at half mast when the Queen died and has supported the UK in Aukus. This is more about courting the Irish vote. Biden is also clumsy and not very bright and, it has to be said, tactless towards all of the US’s allies, not only Britain. He clearly is not a fan of Brexit. Its probably just the Conservatives he dislikes, seeing as they have rather clumsily courted Republican presidential candidates and sought to undermine Democratic ones (including Obama), which is pretty stupid.

    The hand wringing in the British press over the past few days about Biden being supposedly a rabid “anti-Brit” is frankly embarrassing and says more about British insecurities.

    But it’s all to be expected from someone who doesn’t know what day of the week it is. Look at his embarrassing horseplay after that recent school massacre in the US, babbling on about ice cream. He says the first thing that comes into his head. Dementia I believe. The ironic thing is that Biden’s DNA is probably more English than Irish. But there are no votes in that.

    Anyway, he seems to know a lot about chocolate chip ice cream. That’s his area of expertise.

    • A well reasoned opinion, one I’m in agreement with.
      I would only add that I think he’s been pretty resolute with support for Ukraine, which is definitely a plus in my opinion.

      • Agreed Gutstick – he has been firm on Ukraine and has probably noticed that within Europe, the UK has been the firmest as well.

      • “…he’s been pretty resolute with support for Ukraine, which is definitely a plus in my opinion.”

        …and a mark of his utter craven docility in mine…

      • Indeed MMCM, luckily they recognise that it’s a European problem, not just a Ukrainian one, as do the simps.

      • The tickie prick has been busy I see.
        Can you imagine hom mind numbingly boring your life must be that doing that is a highlight?
        If it were me, I’d consider topping myself.

  5. Obama third term disciple. doesn’t know where he is half the time and yes. when in doubt mumble about ice cream. I should have bought shares in adult nappies.
    America is burning,Biden is gurning.
    His missus aint much of a Doctor* if hes still in that state.
    *sarcssm off*.,
    Some of his addresses are pure tragicomedy, is this what America deserves?

    • Biden is not the only US politician to be caught mumbling about ice cream. Nancy Pelosi filmed herself eating $24 a pint ice cream in front of her $24,000 freezer in the middle of the pandemic. Infantile cunts. Although to be fair, Pelosi’s judgement was impaired at the time die to an uncontrollable leak from her colostomy bag.

  6. The dopey old fart doesn’t know the difference between The All Blacks and The Black and Tans FFS…..

    Stupid, senile cunt

  7. Fair play to the old cunt for not toppling head first down the Air Force Ones steps on his pipe cleaner legs.

    To be sure.

  8. Bill Clinton and latex-faced Hillary are visiting Northern Ireland next.
    Lock up your daughters.

  9. “Oim’ Only here to kiss da Barney stone, see da Giants Freeway an’ visit my family in Killkenny.
    They killed Kenny? Oh-my-God-you Bastards!
    To be sure!”

    • The creepy, hair-sniffing geriatric is about as Oirish as Kim Jong-un. Perhaps that’s who he thought he was meeting when he did the invisible hand-shake which, to be fair to the sleepy old kîd-sniffer, was “de crack”, as dose nail-bombers loike ta say.

  10. To quote Obama, a man who talked a good game but did the square root of fuck all whilst in power, “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.”

    Trump v Biden again? Like being given the choice of being kicked in the left bollock or the right.

    Pity Bill Clinton wasn’t still president. The Oval Office has been effectively empty since he left power. Since then we’ve had the village idiot, a glib lawyer whose rhetoric hid his inability to do anything, a reality tv buffoon and a senile incompetent. I pity our Yank friends.

    When you think of some of the people who have held this office – Jefferson, Madison, Lincoln, the Roosevelts – you could weep. I am reminded of a quote allegedly uttered by Stalin in June 1941, “Lenin founded our state and we, his successors, have fucked it all up.”

    • Back in the day Reagan was mocked but he was one of the most effective and smartest post-war presidents.

      I saw a video on YouTube recently of Reagan delivering a speech to both houses of Parliament. It was brilliant – stirring, historically literate and laced with references to British and American constitutional history and the Common Law. None of his idiot successors could deliver such a speech. Probably none of them would understand it. Biden would just speak about the differences between British and American ice cream.

    • Retro politics: O’Biden is the new Calvin Coolidge……. Kweer Charmer is the new Hugh Gaitskill, and like their forebears are both dead from the neck up.

  11. This media has been a shield for Biden but when he fucks up every single sentence you can only cover so much. If Trump made 1/10 of the slip ups Biden did both sides would want his cognitive abilities checked. He clearly is not running the country the handlers are, probs getting orders from the Clinton foundation and Obama. 81 million votes…

  12. It seems to me that all Western politicians have the same characteristics….

    1 They all clearly get their orders from somewhere else.

    2 They don’t give a fuck about the ordinary citizens of their country.

    3 There’s fuck all difference between any of them.

    4 They are all thick as shit and think we are even thicker.

    5 Nearly all of them are supported by a media also getting their orders from the same place.

    6 They all end their term of office 30+ times richer than when they started.

    Which ever way you look at it, however hopeful you might be, we are fucked.

    • “5 Nearly all of them are supported by a media also getting their orders from the same place.”

      Correct Fred; the media should be viewed as their ‘getaway vehicle’.

    • They make their money after leaving office by making short speeches at weird forums nobody’s ever heard of, for 200k a pop.

      Completely legit of course, no need for the old bill to look into this phenomenon. It’s normal to pay some cunt 200k to read out a nothing burger speech for half an hour.

      The amount of MPs (from all parties) involved in property and on the board of large construction companies is also irrelevant. It’s almost as if increasing population via mass immigration, increases the demand for a dwindling supply of available property. Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me, you racists.

      This wil then create gridlock and pollution on the roads. Only answer is to get the plebs off the road, your ‘betters’ aren’t giving up their motors, but they to do it in such a way as the plebs think it’s a good thing. But how to do this? Gee I wonder how?

      Again, fuck all to see here.

  13. I genuinely despise the man. As you all know, I largely stopped watching the news during COVID because ultimately, life ain’t as bad as it’s portrayed by The Doom Mongers.

    However, I do occasionally buy a copy of the Sunday Times to enjoy with The Strong Beer, and I do enjoy a look into what’s happening stateside. I cannot believe that this pudding-headed spazmazoid was legitimately elected – the Alphabet People are running amok, inflation’s mental, and he’s single handedly decimated the Rust Belt.

    He’s also clearly away with the fairies, which is sad. He reminds me of my grandad in his final months. Biden’s handlers should hang their heads in shame for puppeteering him when he should be eating soup by The Sunny Window.

    Anyway a younger man, I was properly anti-Trump. Let’s put that one down to having to grow up over the last seven years. I quite like him now – he’s a bastard, but he doesn’t pretend to be otherwise. Also wicked funny.

    As a president though, he was decent. Like proper decent. He ROCKED that economy before The Kung Flu hit. He gave it two fingers to the establishment, and did a tonne for “forgotten” regular Americans. No wars, either. IMAGINE.

    Oh, yeah. Wiping the shit-eating grin off the face of Harridan Clinton is where he peaked, though.

    MAGA!

    • Four more years!
      Build the wall!

      Trump WILL punish them😀👍

      That should cause a little bit of TDS on here 😂

  14. The BBC are wetting their pants over this.
    Sleepy Joe has distant relations in Ireland. How amazing!
    Every American is a descendant of somewhere else, it’s a young country, certainly by our standards.
    Even the bulk of our indigenous population can lay claim to Scandinavian, French or German ancestry, it’s hardly a big deal.
    Maybe King Charles, seeing as he’s got German blood, should go to Berlin and poke his oar in to their politics.
    “Achtung”

    • It may (or may not) surprise you to know that the largest ethnic group in the white US population overall are…people of German descent.

      Yes, it varies state by state, but there are more Amerikrauts than Plastic paddies so I’ve never ‘got’ why the US politicos think they’re important (as well as not being able to tell the difference between Irish descent and Ulster Scots descent..)

  15. Why is that creep Hunter following Biden around in Ireland? Probably looking for some tip-top Irish tail. He’ll be disappointed.

  16. I can’t wait for some troubles in Africa, let’s pick Somalia and old sleepy dickwad jumps in as the global negotiator claiming to have bleck heritage.

  17. Let’s hope Uncle Joe manages to last this term of office without popping his clogs. Can you imagine President Kamala? She’s as thick as shit, a complete airhead. I can’t believe they’re going to allow either of them to stand at the next election. On the other hand as they’re all puppets anyway does it make any difference?

    • Imagine how much the blue-haired people will lose their shit if Trump wins again? I’m genuinely looking forward to the next US election.

    • Such is the rampant levels of media driven TDS over in the states – then that ball called “Wilson” from the Castaway film (which has more life in it than Joe Biden) would stand a chance of getting in the Whitehouse.

      With the help of a late surge of postal votes of course.

      • You sure about that, Herman? Scratch beneath the surface, and a LOT of regular, working and middle class Americans seem pretty pissed off about the result of the last election?

      • Oh I’m sure there are a lot of pissed off American people CC.

        The whole election and inauguration was a bit too smoke and mirrors meets the Hunger Games for this tinfoil hatter.

        When I’m trying to think objectively I put Biden’s dubious election victory down to the “anyone but Trump” factor.

    • “…On the other hand as they’re all puppets anyway does it make any difference?”

      No. not a shred, vote democrap or republicunt, either way you’ll get Israel’s placeman zionist bitch boy.

      • Depressingly true MM. These ridiculous and juvenile tropes about Zionists and Rothschilds come up again and again.

        Veterans Today.

  18. As my daughter so aptly puts it, ‘Sleepy Joe couldn’t find his ass with a map’.

    Morning all.

    • It’s cruel really, isn’t it? That said, Alzheimers doesn’t make him and the rest of the Democratic a load of cunts, though.

      • any less of a load of cunts, sorry! Bit hot under the collar. I told you I fucking hate Biden!

    • Or “He couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a flashlight.”

      The best that can be said about Biden is that he’s a hack.

      I can say a lot worse, but let’s just add senility and leave it at that.

  19. Watching Bidens world tour of Irelandland reminds me of the occasions when poor old Muhammad Ali used to be wheeled out at events, riddled with Parkinson’s.
    Ali at least seemed aware of where he was, even though it often appeared he wasn’t there of his own volition.
    We are meant to live in a more enlightened world nowadays, but still seem to get a kick from parading the clearly unwell for the benefit of entertainment.

  20. The perfect president for the clown world in which we unfortunately reside.

    “Chocolate chip ice cream”

    “Ah got hairy legs”

    “Yeah she’s working it” (to a ten year old girl)

    Fucking idiot.

    Good Morning

  21. A Plastic Paddy as all Irish Americans are.
    Biden no friend of the United Kingdom as Arlene Foster says He hates us 👎👎

  22. ‘My name’s Joe Biden. I like ice cream. Chocolate chip. I’ve got a freezer full of it’.

    ‘*ahem* Mr President, about the multiple deaths in the school shooting…’.

  23. He reminds me of a quite dim Thunderbirds puppet. I can imagine the strings on his arms as he pats himself down after pissing himself once again. New character in Thunderbirds ‘President Shitfor Brains’.

  24. Problem with American fake paddy’s like Biden is that they can cause the UK loads of problems
    He’s in the Republic causing his shit stirring with all his IRA buddies inc Jerry Adams
    Sooner this Wanker is voted out of office the better

  25. Ji Jing Joe Biden is the worst President in American history. In Washington circles he’s long been a liar and buffoon even as the Head of the Biden Crime Family.

    His buffoonery is even more obvious now as he doesn’t even run his own administration. Ron Richelieu Klain and Susan Brown Rice along with the rest of the Obamunists actually make the policy that is destroying America and destabilizing the world.

    Disastrous open border policy…catastrophic energy policy…weaponizing the Justice system against those who oppose the destruction of traditional western values…mindless support for St. Volo of Keeeeeeeeeve…normalizing degenerate trannies…driving Russia and China together and bringing the world to the brink of nuclear war…et cetera ad nauseum…

    Madness is the order of the day. And while the end may not be at hand…this lunacy has brought the end much closer.

    Fuck Biden and the ass he rode in on.

    • Well put, Cuntster. Can’t disagree with anything you wrote there.

      As our resident Americunt, what are your thoughts on DJT being re-elected next year?

      • Hey C_C,

        As of today…right now…it pains me to say that Ji Jing Joe will win the next election…by hook or by crook.

        Allow me to explain. My country is full of idiots. Many of whom are what used to be referred to as low information voters. They do not look below the surface of what the MSM tells them and as has been demonstrated the MSM is really, the propaganda wing of the Demonrat party.

        And as fervently as I believe what I believe there are those who just as fervently believe what they believe…i.e. identity politics…global warming and all the other “evils” they associate with traditional Western values.

        Add to the mix that Donald Trump (if he is the nominee) is the most polarizing figure to emerge in American politics at least since Nixon and maybe ever. We’ll have to wait and see how the the effects of the bogus indictment(s) play out.

        And consider that there are plenty of so-called Republicans who are actually members of the Washington Uniparty who would be happy to see the status quo perpetuated.

        Then factor in voter fraud and corruption…which no matter what anyone tells you is real and widespread and at which the Demonrats are world class perpetrators of.

        Now consider the changing demographics and the effect that has on the Electoral College system. In short…Blue (Democrat) states are becoming Bluer and Red (Republican) states are becoming Purple. The Blue states have a higher concentration of Electoral College votes.

        All things considered…as of right now I put Ji Jing Joe as the favorite to win.

        The end draws closer.

      • As a fellow yank I agree. Enough illegals, welfare queens, and publicly educated morons vote so whatever gap there is between the Demo and the Republican candidate can be closed with fraud. This is what happened in 2020. Doesn’t matter if it’s Joe or some other democunt, they will win and they will only be a place holder for whoever is really running the country. Not too sure exactly who that is either. Maybe Soros?
        Whatever.

      • I concur with the above.

        A Republican needs to win 48 states by margins so huge even the Dem cheating machine can’t overcome it.

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