The New ‘Bold’ Ad

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Oh it’s bad, it’s bad.

A feminine looking boy comes home from school. He has long blond hair. He wants to get on the settee after school. But he hasn’t got his favourite ‘Dinosaur’ onesie washed.

Both parents realise but it is ‘Dad’ that jumps to it. Throws the garment in the drum with the ‘Bold’ capsule.

While this is going on we are treated to the words of the Spandau Ballet song ‘Gold” made to sing of the virtues of ‘Bold’.

Anyway Dad gets it to his son asap. And the son puts it on and it feels so nice and snuggly.

But wait! Dad has got one too! (His must have been already washed). And it’s the same version as his son’s.! Only a bigger one. But yes the same colour, the same Dinosaur motif.

And they get on the settee both in their onesies and snuggle up together!

Now Cunters isnt that a beautful way for a father and son to bond?

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Nominated by Miles Plastic.

150 thoughts on “The New ‘Bold’ Ad”

  3. Sounds a bit gay to me. Why isn’t the mother doing the washing and why isn’t she black?

    • The back story is as far as I read it – single Dad, two daughters getting all girly about their Dad finally “putting himself out there”. Def two girls but what the fuck with the big dino onesie??? Well suss.

  4. Genuine question;

    Is the kid actually a boy? Looks more like a girl to me. But maybe that’s the idea… could be either… formative years… still uncertain which bus to get on… blah

    The advert just about moved me to tears tho.

    Another pile of cunt spotted by an eagle-eyed cunter.

  7. My 11 year old younger son has a mane of blond hair down to his backside. Luckily he got his mother’s wonderful looks, not my ugly mush. The amount of attention he gets off both kids and adults is incredible and he’s already learning to use it to his advantage. He’s off to senior school this year…the amount of pussy he’s going to score will be unreal.

  8. 1. It’s a girl.
    2. Why are neither of the parents at work?
    3. What the fuck is ‘Bold’ anyway?

  9. I’d rather see an advert where our Unkle Terry puts the Bold capsule, the fucking father and the effeminate little twat in his magnificent oven.

  10. So much for diversity!
    If Bold want to shift product they need to employ a mixed race couple.

    • These pair of Schofields in the Bold And…
      The little nit magnet gets his head shaved or his dad gets his benefits stopped.

      The little puff wanting to lay around on the sofa should be out playing guns.
      And his dad rather than swanning about dressed as a dinosaur should be half way through a 12 hr shift.

      Where’s the mum?
      Idle bitch is probably in bed.

  11. I’m writing to ofcom right now.
    Where’s all the minorities?
    Where’s the alphabet gang?
    Anyone would think this country is white and heterosexual.

  13. That pair sound a bit dubious. Reminds me of Daddy Starmer and his boy Wes……. If Mr Streeting has seen the ad he probably has a wank over it.

  15. I’m amazed this advertisement does not feature – bleks, mixed race couples, mixed race offspring, tranny offspring, gays, lesbos, tranny couples, disabled people, disabled bleks, disabled trannies, disabled gays, tranny flight attendants or Gary Lineker.

    As such, it gets my blessing and full support, despite being a soppy pile of mush.

  16. An ad for Bold without a hint of diversity?
    Nah! Not buying it!

    I’ll get my coat.

  17. Cunters, sorry to play Devil’s advocate here. Could it be dad figure is ahem minor attracted? If so the far right Nazi’s should rock up and give dad a bit of a shoeing.

    • Men shouldn’t wear onesies.
      Dinosaur related or not

      They’re for gay toddlers.

      If your relaxing at home then it’s informal casual wear.

      Jacob Rees mogg relaxes in a brown tweed suit.
      Puts on some well worn brogues.

      For the more working class , tracky bottoms or something.

      Black people, relax in a soft grass skirt.

      • Shouldn’t it be a LGBTQ+ onesie? A Megasorearse. At least one with a 12 inch rainbow wang and cock ring.

      • 30-40-something Karens go out shopping and the school run in their Jim Jams, often trying to hide them under those long quilted coats.

        The sleeping bag you can wear, for sleepy hags.

      • Talking of undies, I was in M&S the other day. A stunningly attractive lass with a cracking body was trying to return some sexy knickers, saying they were too big.

        The shop assistant said “Sorry Madam, you’ve already worn them so we can’t take them back and refund you.”

        Being a gent, I said I’d give her double whatever she had paid for them right there and then, if I could have a ‘test sniff’ first.

        I’m not sure such kindness should be a matter for the courts or grounds for divorce for that matter.

  18. It’s the role reversal. He does the washing. He jumps to it.
    So the father lives in a kind of fear not to upset son or wife.

    And nearly all family couples I see now the father is pushing the buggy.

    • Round here it’s mostly single mums pushing buggys,
      The dad’s are probably finishing their paper rounds before going to school.

      • I see a lot of single mums pushing buggies in towns along the south coast, although their arses are often as wide as a double, fucking great tree trunk legs stuffed into grey leggings, muffin tops and big blotchy moon-faces with scraped-back, dyed hair, specs and a permanent look of frustrated gormlessness.

        The utter state of them.

        Sometimes I mistake them for Billy Eilish..

  19. A Veloceraptor and a T-rex are in a pub waiting to be served.
    Suddenly, the Veloceraptor points to the other end of the bar and says, “How come that Triceratops is getting served already?”
    T-rex replies, “Probably because he was herbivorous.”

  20. Well, I use Sudzo® because it washes whiter than white – and its kind to coloureds.

  21. The Dad should have put the kid’s rainbow flag in the wash so he can take it to the football.

    Bummers United 4 Far Right Rovers 0

  22. I think it’s a girl.

    Still, I’m just amazed there is a family advert with no black person in it.

    Fucking racists.

  23. Probably best not to wait for the film where mother goes shopping. What Dad does to that thing in the onesie would not make good television (unless your Jimmy Saville)

  24. I know its hard to tell the difference these days but im sure this is a girl, but fuck knows dosnt matter anyway, probably identifies as a my little pony or something, so its only right he/she is getting a hard time in school, can you imagine if this was the 80,s, it would have been torched by now im sure

  25. One hundred pounds says the “father” is married to a paki man..

    Who will appear in the sequel to this blockbuster “Only sodomites use Bold”.

    I assume my cheque from the marketing dept is in the post.

    The dreadful cunts.

  26. Definitely identifies as a girl, wearing a bra, flouncing, pouting.
    I know the Dad wrinkles his nose as he picks the onsie up, but BO isn’t just exclusive to males, the Lass often smells like a 2 day old hotpot.

    • Well stop sniffing her then, who do you think you are, The President ?

      • No, I’m her Grandparent.
        I can’t help smelling her when she’s right there, hugging me.
        I don’t “sniff” her, and I fucking resent the implication..

      • Winning more friends I see, Jeff? Sorry, Jaguarpig, sorry, Normanomates, the sites freelance bare-knuckle fighter. Or is it ‘Dragger’?

      • Jagpig @

        You have to realise cultural differences.

        Sexing up the grandkids may be acceptable to you but to most of us it’s verboten and slightly sick.

        Think on.

        You been down the food bank today?

  27. Apart from the issue with the he/she kid and the music, this ad has actually turned the clock back somewhat.
    There are no dark keys, mixed race couples or Caramac coloured offspring and even the male protagonist is deemed intelligent enough to use a washing machine without condescending instruction from a wimminz.
    Still a pile of shit, but at least it’s a white one.

  29. Ah, bless!

    Looks like a girl to me, in which case is this Cunting invalid?

    Has Miles dropped a stitch?

    • No, not really.
      The ad is vomit inducing regardless.
      Male, female, gender unknown.
      It’s just fucking awful.

    • I always assumed he was a flamer.
      something about him,
      a dramatic type.

      tutu wearer.

      • The unedited version was school bully Phil Mitchell battering the slaaaag and nicking his dinner money.

    • I watched the ad and waited for his wife to chin him with a bowl of fruit n fibre.

      A bit like art imitating life.

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