Colby Bridgman – Not all Kids are Cunts

I know we’re all about ripping the piss out of mongs and generation idiot, but I thought this little lad deserves a mention.

ITV News Link

Well done that boy, even though in 8 years time, he’s going to be rolling his eyes at her, muttering “I hate you” under his breath, and going out to smoke dope with his boys, innit.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(It’s nice to have the occasional “not a cunt” noms from time to time – Day Admin)

21 thoughts on “Colby Bridgman – Not all Kids are Cunts

  1. Congratulations to the young boy .

    He has done something so useful in his young life compared to all the older fuckwit celebrities who moan about their pathetic lives on social media and expect lots of sympathy for doing next to nothing.

  2. Calm under pressure,talks sense.
    No need for a vote
    Replace wishy washy immediately.
    Our new Pitt the younger.

  3. I’m a newbie first commenter here…

    …and my first comment is: I think the cunt nominations and comments on ISAC
    website should be compulsory once a week reading for all the British members of parliament.

    That is all for now. I’ll be back!

  4. Just let you know jp if you put the kids name in Google.
    Your nomination is number six on the articles.

  5. It just needs Miserable to get the gravy stains out of his monkey suit and make himself useful as Cunter of the Year by elbowing Loraine Kelly out of the way and giving the lad a Pride of Britain award.

  6. He will probably end up stacking shelves in Tesco. Get sacked, then tell them what a bunch of cunts they are on the P.A. system. Anyway well done young man!

    • This one got moderated for some reason, so I changed the wording slightly & now they have both gone through!

  7. He will probably end up stacking shelves in a supermarket. Get sacked, then tell them all what a bunch of cunts they are on the P.A. system. Anyway well done young man!

    • I don’t know what all the fuss is about. He didn’t pass on her heart rate or blood pressure and he didn’t give them any information regarding her medical history or prescribed medication. The ambulance crew had absolutely nothing to work on until they got there. He only rang them because he was too lazy to make his own tea.

  8. I couldn’t be arsed to scrutinise what was wrong with the lads mother, so was it a dummy run to keep the kid on his toes ?

  9. I disagree with this nomination slightly. It should actually read:

    – In 8 years time, he’s going to be rolling his eyes at her, muttering “I hate you. All my mates keep saying that you’re fit and they want to shag you” under his breath.

  10. Never fear, he will no doubt grow up to be a cunt! They all do. It’s inevitable that he will in the next few years be taunting old folks down at the mall and burgling houses before some n*gnog sticks a knife in him for “looking at me the wrong way, innit”.

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