Antoinette Susan Jebb – Let Them Not Eat Cake

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I would like to nominate Professor Susan Jebb of Oxford University and Chairwoman of the Food Standards Agency . The BBC News Website tells us peasants that this learned person wishes to see the end of the practice of people bringing cake to the workplace. It would appear that marking someone’s birthday etc by passing around the odd slice of Battenburg is bordering on manslaughter.

The aspect of this stupidity which gets my goat is that I cannot imagine how such a deluded person could possibly rise to such a lofty position. Then again, perhaps I should now be so surprised.

As ever Admin, I’d like one of my fellow cunters to provide the link.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

And supported by: Ron Knee

My pleasure Guzzi.
Silly cow deserves a twatting for treating people like five year olds.

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Professor Susan Jebb

Probably the one and only cunting this silly trout will get but reports of her utterances annoyed me greatly. Jebb is Chair of the Food Standards Agency Uk.

She said bringing a cake or other sweet treats into the office is as bad as passive smoking. No, it isn’t anything like passive smoking.

I don’t even work in an office these days but remember when people would bring stuff in, usually for birthdays, Divali etc, and simply refused it if I didn’t want any. Call me picky, but rarely was I tempted by a mass produced stale cake or greasy Samosa at 11.30am.

Professor Jebb goes onto say that she can’t say no if someone appears with cake. Apparently because she can’t say no, bringing in a cake is like smoking in the office in front of people. Oh just F off. Perhaps stick to the day job of ensuring food sold for consumption is safe.

93 thoughts on “Antoinette Susan Jebb – Let Them Not Eat Cake”

  2. I imagine its daft wimminz and The Gays who would bring cake into the office and make a fuss over someone’s birthday.

    Having never worked in an office I couldn’t give a flying fuck about other peoples birthdays, today was ‘Underpants free Tuesday’ but I don’t go on about it.

    This bint should concentrate on her real job, I thought there was an obesity crisis in this country with an epidemic of fat runty kids?

  4. These cunts will not be content until we are all in a state of complete misery.

    I can’t think of any work more depressing and soul destroying than working in an office.

    Let the unlucky bastards have a treat once in a while.

  5. Sounds very weak willed, if she can’t say no to a piece of cake.

    I wonder what else she doesn’t say no to..

  6. What’s up with Skeletor?

    Look luv , a bit of cakey might get your heart started.
    You look a fortnight dead.

    Half the birds in the office will have their fingers down their throats if you keep going on about it,
    No harm in cake.

    Anyway I don’t work in a office, fuck ya.
    I can have cake whenever I want.

  7. Presumably she can’t pass any of the delightful ghettos around the country without popping in for some drugs either

  8. What I would like on my birthday is the bird that plays Doc Martin’s wife naked and laying down with a fat line of coke between her belly button and nicely trimmed snatch.

    Cake is for women, The Gays and trannies.

      • Call me an old romantic, but I would crawl through a skip full of broken glass just to push matchsticks into her shit.

      • I’d crawl a million miles over broken glass just to wank over her shadow. I’d crawl two million miles over broken glass just to sniff the cock of the last bloke that shagged her. Three, if he took her up the wrong ‘un.

    • The thing that I love most about IsAC is that’s a haven for the incurably romantic soul.

      …and yes, I would as well, before anybody says anything…

  9. Fucking killjoy old trout. Are these sour-faced cubts trying to ban EVERYTHING that gives the proles a bit of simple pleasure?? Fuck-all wrong with a cake on your birthday. I always buy them for my crewmate and I, and, if I’m feeling benevolent, the cunt on the stretcher.

    “Too late. Well, she won’t be needing that where she’s going, so I’ll have two”.

    • Hehehe 😄

      Yeah.
      “Here you go Dave got you a vanilla slice for after your dinner”

      Looks at cunt on stretcher

      “Didn’t get you owt.
      To be honest thought you’d be gone by time I came back”
      😁

      • 🤣🤣🤣If you’re still alive when we bring the next patient in you can have it. You’d have earned it.

  11. ‘Silly cow deserves a twatting for treating people like five year olds.’

    Five year olds get cake.

  15. More Nanny State lecturing about what’s best for us. Don’t eat cake, don’t eat meat, don’t touch booze, don’t do this, don’t do that. These cunts won’t be happy until we are all weak, skinny arsed vegans bragging about how we are saving the planet. Mind your own business bitch and fuck off while you’re doing it.

    • This boney arsed old skellington is obviously one of them anorexics.
      Dinner duckers.

      So spoils it for the person whos birthday it is.

      Spiteful.
      Spiteful and boney.

      Pin her down and force feed her a birthday cake
      Then piss on her and call her FAT.

      • Dry, sour, wrinkled, dusty.
        That’s just this hag’s front bottom.

        I’d like to make this cunt a cake laced with my special sauce.

  17. I don’t like Battenburg.
    Sounds foreign.
    Looks gay.

    Don’t like wedding cake.
    It’s rank and I’m already bored if at a wedding.

    Don’t like Gateaux either.

    But there’s this cake,
    Like a shortbread with a bit of chocolate on each end, bit like a Viennese that my gran used to buy me when I was a little lad.

    Only place I’ve ever seen it is a bakery in Stockport,
    I bought one the other week,
    Me and the lad who works for me had a pie for dinner,
    And I had this cake.
    One bite…..
    It’s 1974.

    Nearest thing to time travel you can get.
    Memories of my gran flooded back.

    Lad said to me “your quiet what’s up?”

    I could barely speak

    “Nowt”.

    Funny how cake works.

    • This is SO true.
      Brummites will no doubt recall the glorious heyday of Wimbush’s bakeries back in the 60s and 70s.

      My oh my, my mouth still waters today at the thought of their cakes;
      chocolate roll to die for, honey cake, jam tarts, Swiss tarts, a hard to describe but utterly delicious confection called a ‘lardy cake’…

      ‘Ok Ron; you’ve got one trip in the Tardis. Where to then? Ancient Rome, the pyramids in their glory, watch Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel…?’.

      ‘Thanks Doc, but make it 1965, the nearest Wimbush’s’.

  18. She’s no willpower and frightened someone might bring a cake into where she works. Going round the houses is a stupid idea you silly cow.

  20. People who want to eat cake do.
    They don’t just eat it if someone brings it into work for a birthday, or some such occasion.
    I should know, I’m halfway down a carrot cake I bought this morning. I just didn’t fancy toast or cereal.
    And by the way, Susan, I’m having fresh cream on it, too!

  22. Judging by her anaemic skin and skeletal frame she’s obviously a vegan. Do gooders always are and there’s nothing they love more than lecturing other people about their health……..and anything else they feel so superior about. Vegan = Cunt!

    • I’m fitter than any vegan .
      They all look sickly.

      Tenko.

      I can arm wrestle any vegan in the world and win.💪

      Because I’m properly fed.

      I shagged a vegan bird she’d go into a seizure.
      To much iron , proteins and healthy minerals in my jizz.

      He body wouldn’t be used to it.
      Starved of love❤️

  23. The company I work for has a diversity and inclusivity champion who makes sure every site gets a box of moon cakes for rinky dink new year and some Indian sweets for their new year.

    Fair enough, we do have some bat botherers and turbans working for us and it’s nice for them to feel part of our team.

    But fuck me! Ask for a blond naked virgin to sacrifice on the summer solstice and it’s another trip to HR.

  24. To be fair to the dried up old loony I have had cake in the past that tasted like a pub ashtray.

    Maybe she’s trying to raise cooking standards by stealth?

    The crafty cunt.

  25. I saw a fella putting a box of Mr.Kipling’s French Fancies in his basket while shopping in Tesco…. naturally I jabbed him with my silver-top walking-cane, bellowed ” Oooo Ducky, are you sharing those with your boyfriend Elton John after botting Tom Daley in Barrymore’s swimming-pool ?” and immediately left the shop.

    Hopefully he felt thoroughly ashamed of himself.

    • I wouldn’t eat any cake that someone tried to give me…they might have got it from that Spacca cafe.

      • I like to eat those pink wafer biscuits while singing along to Olivia Newton John songs in my pyjamas!

        Does anyone else?

      • Don’t think it was Schofield,LL….judging by the shout of ” Fucking mental old Cunt,you should be fucking locked up” I could hear as I made my imperious exit, I rather suspect it was actually my binman…a common,rather crude man.

      • I thought you might be more Elton John Miserable, belting out “don’t go baking my heart”.

      • Elton John never eats cake LL.
        He’s more a salad fan.

        He’s a rocket Man.

  26. So if I give a colleague some cake I’m in the wrong because I’m damaging their health but she swans around without a bag over her head giving no fucks about the harm the sight of her is doin to peoples mental elf!

    Sums up the world we live in…

    • Starting a sentence with ‘So’, Sixdog!!???? On these hallowed pages? This isn’t ‘The Guardian’😉

      • Guilty as charged DCI, I fear I may have contracted WOKEVID 23. I think I had it with chicken balls and some ribs.

        Next I’ll be telling folk Putin threatened to assassinate me with a ninja seagull……

  27. these cunts are always the same, they promote healthy eating, while looking like they are suffering from malnutrition and are about to drop dead, get a life, and leave me the fuck alone.

  28. Bloody hell, these interfering busy bodies have nothing better to do than jump on, or invent the latest bandwagon for them to remonstrate and virtue signal to the Ignorant Mob.

    Idiots like Jebba the Hut, should focus on whatever she’s paid handsomely to do rather than tell is that eating a slice of cake in the workplace might be a health issue both physically and mentally.

    What next will she take a stab at? Eating toast? Crisps? white bread? Basically she’s just pushing the vegan/plant eating agenda as part of the WEF Great Reset agenda.

    If that’s so then she should shove a carrot up her chuff and STFU!

  29. Slightly OT, but it ties into cake.

    Someone gave me a bottle of gin liqueur, cherry and vanilla.

    I’m not much of a gin fan, but thought I’d give it a try.

    It’s like drinking a Bakewell Tart, bloody lovely!

    • Fucking hell! They shot a black man with no legs because he was running away?? They fired EIGHT shots! This is a wokie dream come true.

      • Just look at those little stumps pounding along while Plod amble alongside before deciding…” Fuck it, let’s shoot him.”..fucking class.

      • Why didn’t they Taser him, or just wait until he collapsed from exhaustion.

        Stupid twats. Now we’re going to have even more fucking BLM shit, but in all honesty, I cannot see how the PD is going to spin this.

        Queue rioting!

      • It was simply bad luck I think.

        Small target,best to make sure it’s dead.

        In case it starts with the circus act knife throwing again.

        Anyhow,it’s a heart warming tale.

    • Hahaha 😄👍
      Look at him go?!!

      That footage is brilliant.

      I was at the inquest I’d get done for contempt of court for laughing unstoppably.

    • That’s going to play badly.
      They could have got Animal Control in, with one of those big nets they use to catch raccoons, and scooped him up instead.
      That’s the trouble with Yanks, they don’t think outside the box!

    • Does it make me a bad person if I saw the video before reading the headline and thought a chimp had escaped the zoo and attacked someone in a wheelchair?

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