Laydees an’ gennelmen (and anyone in between) of IsAC, I have absolutely no hesitation in proclaiming student Patrick Thelwell (23, going on 12 and a half) to be an A list cockwomble.
Thelwell is the Jack-the-Lad involved in the notorious ‘egging’ of King Charles last November. He’s now appeared in court to plead ‘not guilty’ to a public order offence, on the grounds that his actions were a form of ‘legitimate protest’ against er, ‘the establishment’. One can only assume that turning up to court wearing what appears to be the contents of an ageing hippy’s dustbin was meant as a further indication of his contempt for said ‘establishment’.
On leaving the court, the Extinction Rebellion and Green Party supporter declared ‘this country needs a revolution’. Oh, but isn’t he just the little class warrior though? No doubt he’ll be just dying for the court to find him guilty and give him a smack on the wrist and a tenner fine, so that he can boast about his martyrdom for the cause to all his comrades in their local wine bar.
I’ll tell you what he also is in my opinion. He’s a smug, arrogant and utterly self-absorbed little poseur who’s absolutely loving his fifteen minutes of fame.
Bore off, you wanker.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
To be fair, a petrol bomb thrown at “ole Jug-Ears”, would have been more effective.
Or pour liquid shit over him, like that other “mental-elf” protester.
An egg?
Fucking anarchist’s nowadays-I shit em!
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But an egg’s somehow so…British CG!
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Patsy is a anarchist.
He wants to shake up the world.
Fight the power.✊
He achieved this by a underarm throw of a egg at wingnut.
Not a hand grenade, or Molotov cocktail.
A egg.
Pathetic.
Use your imagination pat.
Use your own shite,
Whatever.
A egg!
Like last day of school.
Nil points at the anarchist
Society.
What a tosser 🤾
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Ps
He’s wearing a donkey jacket?!
Where’s he got that from?
Not seen one in 30years.
And twinned it with a premature receding hairline, Hawaiian shirt,
And girls crop top.
Che Guevara would of blown your head off.
‘whoever lays their hands on me to govern me is a tyrant and usurper,
And I declare him my enemy.”
-some french cunt
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The girl’s crop-top does set the alarm bell ringing for me Miserable. Something definitely not right there, the fucking big girl’s blouse.
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Yeah, sneaked that in didn’t he Ron?
Seems a bit random?
Don’t remember Black September taking hostages then casually mentioning they’re wearing bikinis?
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AND he’s going to represent himself in court.
What is it with people from York?
All think they’re fuckin laser sharp legal eagles!!
Always represent themselves.
Rumpoles to a man
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I wouldn’t put it past the daft cunt to try to turn the proceedings into a political circus with dialogue of the ‘in the name of the people’s Marxist-Leninist struggle for freedom from the yoke of oppression, I do not recognise the authority of this court’ waffle.
I’d like to be there as a spectator. It might be a bit of a laugh.
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I’d like to see his face if he got sent down😁
A dose of reality soon get him thinking straight.
” Oh Father. I wept every night.
They were beastly to me.
And spat in my food.
I’ve started to wet the bed,
Again.”
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That’s going to be wonderful, they’ll be selling tickets to watch this wankpot.
At least he won’t be able to appeal on the grounds of inadequate defense.
Be brave, find him guilty and bang him up, 14 days should be enough to have him in a gibbering meltdown.
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Hopefully he’ll see sense and get Selby’s answer to Perry Mason to represent him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30w8DyEJ__0
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Hehehe 😄
Sheffields finest.
Tune that Harold👍
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Rump Holes to a man more like.
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The lengths some sad act virgins will go to in order to attract the attention of a girl.
Made a right cunt of himself and will remain a virgin for the foreseeable.
Unless he gets sent to big boy prison for treason. in which case he’ll end up with an arsehole like a billiard pocket.
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Now there’s an angle I never thought of.
Maybe he’s got some rat-haired loony left piece frothing at his display of hairy chest masculinity in the name of the cause.
If he is getting any fanny out of this, he’s a jammy cunt.
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That would be toxic masculinity though Ron.
He’s fueling the patriarchy or some such shit.
Fanny denied.
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I imagine her gagging for it though. Free love as a revolutionary statement, in total defiance of, and contempt for, the limiting chains of bourgeois conventiality.
Or summat.
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Throw him in the bin.Bell end.
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The country may well need a revolution.
But it won’t be this childish girls blouse that’s leading it.
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Yep. He’ll be on the list of some People’s Commissar as an undesirable bourgeois.
Labour camp or bullet in the back of the neck.
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And there it goes, the future of modern Britain, thank fuck I am in the final furlong 😂
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A revolution may be required, given the shower of shite in Parliament, the green loony King, the WEF and Who overlords. But his kind of revolution? He couldn’t make an omelette. Even less likely now he’s wasting eggs.
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I just love these cunts always calling for a “revolution”. If there is one, I hope he and his leminded fuckwits and families are its first victims, because that’s what “revolutions” do. what a slimy little cunt. Hopefully he gets a IVE YEAR sentence to send a clear message to “wannabe revolutionaries” and potential terrorists, that attacks on the Monarch will not be tolerated
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So an eco nutter throws eggs at a fellow eco nutter. What’s that meant to achieve? What a thick cunt!
Mind you. I suspect his antics have little to do with morals and much to do with achieving 5 minutes of notoriety.
I’d be willing to help him in his quest to make it into the history books by reviving medieval punishments for treason.
Having said that, hanging, drawing and quartering would still be too good for the little prick.
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Don’t you just want to smack that smug look off his face?
Well done, you twat, we’re all so impressed, now go and save a wanking walrus, you’ll have lots in common.
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This the only revolution I need..
https://youtu.be/l7vRSu_wsNc
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I bet his Mum picked him up from the police station in a Range Rover.
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He’s chumbawumba
He’s road cone on the head,
He eats meat in secret,
He’s a virgin,
He’s scared of blacks,
He’s a anarchist with a high interest trust fund,
He wants anarchy but without violence,
A revolution that’s gentle,
He’s a male feminist who’s never been kissed.
He’s a disgrace.
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I got dragged to a Chumbawamba gig in the early 90’s-when they had that “Ticking Timebomb” single out.
I went with a girl who’s brother’s best mate, was in the band supporting them.
Absolutely shite.
The bird was a dead loss too.
Not a night to remember☹️👎
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Yeah and took him home for a couple of days to make his tea and sort his wardrobe out.
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You’re right. He is an utter disgrace to mankind, Mis.
The kind of cunt who calls out the RAC to change a flat.
The sort of spoiled little pussy who throws a wobbler if his breakfast kedgeree isn’t served up in his favourite bowl by Consuela, his 64 years old Venezuelan nanny.
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The Headmans axe would learn this fucking weasel.
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Plus there would be more eggs for a full English.
Fried or poached?
Tricky.
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Had a good ‘un this morning at our local café Unk. Fried eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, tomato, mushrooms and toast. And a big pot of tea.
Set me up until tea time that did.
I bet our friend Mr Thelwell is a fucking vegan, at least until his ma makes him a bacon sandwich, which he then eats so as not to offend.
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The cunts can ruin the country but the Full English stands as the best breakfast ever invented.
I also like haggis.
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I agree.
Can’t be beat.
You know what I saw once on holiday Terry?
I was having my breakfast in the hotel and some bloke sat down,
Know what he ordered?
…..a grapefruit!!
Hahaha 😄
I couldn’t stop laughing all day.
What a crackpot.
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Looks like Jarvis Cockers love child, hasn’t he suffered enough? Throwing eggs at the king is sweetly quaint, don’t you think? If he’d been less of a traditionalist, dare I say less conservative on his protest and taken a lead from his cohorts, well I feel the sight of him super glued to one of his highness’s ears would have damaged the nations very core sensibilities.
I say we applaud this young man, people may say he doesn’t deserve it but I feel his highness should reciprocate this jolly young fellows traditionalism and have him beheaded in the tower. (This is satire and not a recommendation to the king!)
Let’s regain some national pride.
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‘go to work on a egg”
Remember that?
Then Edwina Currie told everyone that eggs would kill you and spoilt it all.
Made out eggs were about the same as a tablespoon of cobra venom.
Didn’t have any reservations popping John Majors cock in her gob,
But eggs?….😮😮
I love a Chucky egg in a morning.
I go to work on a egg.
If some wannabe revolutionary threw a egg at me,
I’d be stern.
Fairs fair,
I’d stamp on his windpipe.😄
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Justice seen to be done Miserable.
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What would make my Day is if this petulant child was sentenced to a few weeks in prison and during that time he had his teeth knocked out and his arsehole stretched to the size of a Airforce wind sock.!
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Thelwell was a great cartoonist. Must be spinning in his grave at what has become of Britain.
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The pony bloke?
Don’t see them anymore.
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Give the lad a free trip to Sandringham. A five minute head start, then the hunt begins, horns blaring and. hounds baying. My money’s on Princess Anne or Prince George’s crocodile to bag eggboy. All on free to air sports TV.
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Free? I’d pay good brass over to see that!
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He’s only trying to suck up to Halfwit.
Give him a jar of Elizabeth Arden cream.
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Wouldn’t matter if he’d chucked a fucking Ostrich egg while dressed as Bootsy Collins…he’d still be less of a Cunt than his target,
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When I worked at the Manchester Metropolitan University, the late Queen Elizabeth II visited the campus. The glass bridge that is in the MMU complex was covered in eggs. Scores of student cunts chucking them because the Queen went through it. But when they were asked why they were actually doing it, they couldn’t even give a decent answer. The twats were just doing it for thee sake of it, like Rick from the Young Ones. Making out they are doing it for ‘the kids’ and for this and that cause. Yet they are just knobheads who have no political beliefs and they just follow other knobheads.
As for this Thelwell bellend? Let me guess, he got off and didn’t got to prison. What if the little cunt had a gun when he approached the King? The twat should be jailed for simply being a possible threat. But, as he is an upper middle class trust fund cunt, just like those four statue wrecking cunts from Bristol, his mater or pater will be in the same golf club as the judge and it’s a few drinkie poos and the little turd will get off.
And if the little shit wants to fight the establishment, then let him. Put him against the army or the police and see how far gets. One on one against anybody from our forces, the little shithouse couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag. A policewoman could beat him to a pulp. He would shit his pants, the pathetic little daddy’s paying cunt.
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Like me Norman, I’m guessing you’re not a fan then!
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The wokie police would probably be more concerned as to whether he had sufficient drinking water and suntan lotion.
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Thick narcissistic brat.
Why would you throw eggs at someone who agrees with you? Self hatred?
Environmentalist fruitcakes don’t come much nuttier than King Jug Ears.
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Yeah ol’ Charlie’s been banging on about it for years. He could start by getting some of the lights turned of at Buck House, and when he makes his first state visit to Oz or somewhere, he can go by sailing ship or pony and trap.
Won’t happen though. It’s the likes of you and me who’ll be obliged to make the sacrifices.
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If this soft fuck gets locked up he will be the prison bitch.
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Can you imagine the twat on E wing?
” ‘ere you, ya cunt. Wot the fack you in for; robbery wiv violence, spot o’ gbh or wot?”.
“Erm, I threw an egg at the king”.
“Yer fackin’ wot, ya traitorous little cunt? Fackin’ drop yer pants an’ bend over, you little fanny!”.
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Vive le rèvolution dressed as an indie band’s bass player.
Scruffy, Scotch amateur.
“Hoots, ah woz gunner throw a Molotov cocktail bu’ ah ended up drinking it. Power te the peepul! Long live the trannies!.”
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He is Cunty Gordon and I claim my £5.
“Waving to journalists, he said: ‘I am off now. Peace and love.'”
Dead giveaway! 😂
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I hope this little anarchist fuck gets put in jail with a big fucker called Tweety, who has a liking for arses and stork margarine.
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In his head this cunts Watt Tyler.
Spartacus leading the slave rebellion against crassus.
But those were desperate, hard men, fighting for their freedom and their lives.
They didn’t resort to throwing eggs.
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I’m from York. I am a republican. But this spunk stain is an embarrassment. Middle class wannabe anarchist who has already said Britain should give all its money away as reparations for the “misdeeds” of our past and as for the trouble he’s caused his parents its “not his mum’s first rodeo”. Utter tosser.
I’d have a republic tomorrow, something like they have in France would suit me fine but I accept I’m in the minority. In general the royals seem like decent enough people, I just don’t like what they stand for. But what the f*ck is throwing eggs at a man in his 70s going to do to further the cause?
Sling the dickhead into jail. Armley or Wakefield should do nicely. Let the chaps in there sort him out.
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Durham for choice. You can hear the cathedral clock chime every quarter of an hour, they say. Very very slowly ticking away your sentence.
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Any knobend that throws egg at a 73 year old man (no matter who it is) is a coward and a monumental cunt.
This Thelwell fucker needs a massive shoeing. I would gladly take part.
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In the old days, this little shit would have been birched, and then two dozen cozzers would have steamed into the little cunt and kicked fuck out of him. Happy days.
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One American prison had a sure fie way of correcting the thought pattens of cunts like this. They shared a cell with an inmate known as the “booty bandit”. After a few days of marriage to said booty bandit their disdain of authority was often weakened. Often the threat of being in a cell with the booty bandit resulted in compliance . Cheap simple solution when faced with this level of woke inspired wankery
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