Vive La France!
Let’s face it; one way or another, 2022 has been a bit of a cunt. Like any other year really. As we approach the festive season, we could all do with a bit of light relief, and who better to provide it than a Frenchman acting the cunt and making an arse of himself?
An unnamed Froggie senior citizen was recently admitted to hospital with (get this) a vintage WW1 shell measuring about 8″ by 2″ stuck up his arse. That’s right; not a butt plug, or a carrot, or a bottle, but a fucking shell.
Needless to say, this set off a major safety incident, with the potential incendiary having to be declared ‘safe’ before some brave medics took it upon themselves to play Russian roulette and remove it.
‘It is believed that the patient inserted it for the purpose of sexual pleasure’, a hospital spokesperson commented. No fucking shit Sherlock. Makes you wonder how many times he’d diced with death doing the same thing over the years.
Perhaps the silly old cunt was just yearning for that truly explosive orgasm we all crave. Could have rectum and left him prostate mind you… **
**I’ll get me coat…
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