Congratullations to ArthurBrain he used his functioning half his brain by picking Italian actress ,photojournalist,Politician and former sex symbol Gina Lollobrigida who died today aged 95.
On to Dead Pool 273
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a a cunt and steal someone ellses nomination from the last pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping mid pools unless your pick has already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded based on times of death announcements , not necessarily in chronology of death.
Harry Hewitt
Megan Markle
Jimmy Tarbuck
Michael Parkinson
Rolf Harris
2
Sonny Rollins
Mark Patton
Michael Flatley
Nikos Xanthopoulos
Carolyn Bryant Donham
1
Fucks sake, they’re dropping like flies!
1. Cliff ‘colostomy bag’ Richard
2. Sir Timothy Lawrence
3. Felicity Montegu
4. Steve Coogan
5. Alex Sayle
2
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Bobby Charlton
Barbara Walters
Lord Hezzelslime
1
Clint Eastwood
Eric Clapton
Phil Collins
Paul Hogan
Beast of Bolsover
1
Nice shooting Arfur👍
3
Cheers Mis! Fancy me being congratulated by COTY.
3
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liz Truss
Liza Minelli
Sally Thomsett
1
Shane McGowan
Jonnie Irwin
Jack Nicholson
Tina Turner Tom Jones
0
George Alagiah
Michael Parkinson
Michael Cain
Paul McCartney
Joanne Woodward
3
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Desmond Morris
Norman Jewison
Len Deighton
Norman Josiffe*
* better known as Norman Scott – male model “friend” of Jeremy Thorpe
1
Gina was total Babeage back in the day! Nonetheless, congrats Arthur. (By the way…do you prefer Arthur or Brain?)
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
3
PS Is it arfurbrain, is Shaun just being formal or are there 2 of you with similar monikers?
2
It’s arfurbrain General, my wife’s suggestion. Only name I use and I don’t mind what you call me.
Er….within reason of course.
3
For this round of the Dead Pool we’ll call you Champion.
4
Compo, Arfur.
You must have been shocked and distressed.
I bet you haven’t stopped shaking..
1
Thanks for the advice Jizzum, but from what I’ve seen as a straight white English man I’ve got no chance.
0
Harvey Smith
Joe Bugner
Danny DeVito
Petula Clarke
Donny Osmond
1
She was smokin’ hot in her prime; far hotter than Loren imo.
4
Indeed, Ron. She was well fit. One of the best.
0
In there Arthur
Gina Lollobrigida… What a fit piece she was…
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Ann Blyth
Robert ‘Overboard’ Wagner
Tony Barber
3
George Lucas
Nancy Pelosi
Michael Osterholm
Jon Anderson
Bob Dylan
Cuntgrats Arthur
1
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
George Takei
Good darts Arfur.
Rip Gina, I knocked many a one out over you in my formative years.
3
Dropping like flies. Was Shaun in the vicinity with his pillow?
Yoko fucking Oko
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Pete Murray (already embalmed)
Eric Burdon
2
You might think that, Shaun couldn’t possibly comment.
1
If I were to answer that you may have to find yourself on my list next time.
0
Gudrun Ure
Roger Corman
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Norman Lear
June Spencer (The Archers)
2
Ryan O’Neal
Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Robert Redford
Tom Courtenay
0
Dame Esther Ranzen.
Penelope Keith.
Dave Lee Travis.
John Prescott.
Melvyn Hayes.
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Glynis Johns
Sandy Gall
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Well Done Arfur
0
William Shatner.
June Lockhart.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
Bill Wyman.
Gerald Harper.
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Well struck, A.
0
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Michael Berryman
Frank Ifield
Congrats Arfur…
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig, Ray brookes
0
David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
John Boorman
Bruce Dern
Erich Von Daniken
0
Vicar from dad’s army
Clint Eastwood
Phil cool
Jimmy cricket
Tom Baker
0
Mis has already got the Clint, OvSf.
0
Doreen Mantle
Colin Jeavons
Shannen Doherty
Prince Edward (Duke of Kunt)
Nanette Newman
0
Ken Clarke
Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
Eva Marie Saint
0
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Dawn Fraser
0