Congratulations to Grumpy Old Cunt who has won Dead Pol 271 by picking Lisa Marie Presley , daughter of Elvis who has died suddenly following a cardiac arrest aged just 54.
On to Dead Pool 272
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicate picks and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoplles nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed or they have already been announced dead before you posted them.
5)Wins are awarded based upon the chronology of death announcements not necessarily the chronology of deaths.
Fuck me!
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Bobby Charlton
Barbara Walters
Lord Hezzelslime
(Freddie. Barbara died 2 or 3 weeks ago- Day Admin)
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Tony Fucking Blair
Alan Alda
Michael Palin
Clint Eastwood
Piers Morgan
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Lisa was very hot stuff during her Naked Gun days back in the 80s 90s
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0102510/mediaviewer/rm4223095552/
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That’s not LMP, that’s her mum, Priscilla.
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Good point. I always get those two mixed up.
That said, Priscilla was drop-dead gorgeous in Naked Gun. I think her “beaver” has bewitched me this morning and hence the confusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS3LWOTCW4A&t=3s&ab_channel=LeslieNielsenTribute
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Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Millicent Martin
Good darts Grumpy old Cunt.
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Fuck me, Third one to comment and one of me noms knicked already.
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Rolf Harris
Carolyn Bryant Donham
Michael Flatley
Patrick Murray
Nikos Xanthopoulos
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Paul Hogan
Beast of Bolsover
Eric Clapton
Marky Ramone
Sinead O’Connor
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Did Sinead not already check out some time beck? Self check out I recall.
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Nah. Every now and again Sinead O’ Cuntor tells the media that she’s going to top herself, so she can get attention and publicity. It’s an old trick of hers.
I just hope that one day she actually does it. Fenian bald IS loving cunt.
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Speaking of Carolyn Bryant I saw Till with a friend the other day. Incredible film but an extremely tough watch.
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I am sure it is.Havent seen it yet but it is on my list of films to watch next.
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Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liz Truss
Liza Minelli
Sally Thomsett
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Colin Jeavons
Muhammed Al Fayed
Doreen Mantle
Richard Carpenter
Joan Collins
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William Shatner.
June Lockhart.
Bill Wyman.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
Gerald Harper.
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Sadiq Khan
Imran Khan
Chaka Khan
Aamir Khan (Bollywood actor)
I khan’t think of any more.
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How about Oliver Khan the Jerry goalkeeper?
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Of course! Have I your permission to add him, your Lordship?
Wasn’t it Mark Lawrenson who called him ‘Oliver Kan’t’ when we beat the Bosch 5-1 in 2001?
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Be my guest Monsieur Twatt. And good luck 👍
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Or Amir Khan, the boxer who is one of the most arrogant and obnoxious cunts to walk this earth.
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Buzz Aldrin
Rhod Gilbert
Tina Turner
Noreen Riols
Don King
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Willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig, Pete Murray
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The Dalai Lama
Alex Fergie
Gary Glitter
Eve Marie Saint
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, Grumoy.
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Micheal Parkinson
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jonnie Irwin
Harry Markle Hewitt
Megain Markle
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Congratulations Grumpy.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Desmond Morris
Norman Jewison
Thomas Stafford (astronaut)
Lee Grant
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Congrats Grumpy.
Same starting lineup as yesterday.
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
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Fuck me! 2023 is the new 2016 with all these celebrity deaths.
Roger Corman
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Gudrun Ure
Norman Lear
June Spencer (The Archers)
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John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Michael Berryman
Frank Ifield
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David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
John Boorman
Bruce Dern
Erich Von Daniken
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Uri Geller
Harvey Smith
Stuart Hall
Michael Caine
Frederick Forsyth
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Levi Davis
June Lockhart
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Damn, June already gone, four more to follow.
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Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
H.G. the XXth Earl of Caithness, Malcolm Sinclair
Please hang on Hoges till I get to pick you again.
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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John Savident
John Nettles
John Nettleton
John Nott
Sidney Cooke
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Billy Connelly
Willie Nelson
Rob Burrows
Roslyn Carter
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
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You rotten sod CC
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Michael Flatley
Dick Van Slyke
Shane MacGowan
George Alagiah
Jean-Marie Le Pen
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Dick Van Dyke rather. Ffs.
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Dame Esther Ranzen.
Penelope Keith.
Dave Lee Travis.
John Prescott.
Melvyn Hayes.
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Flight Lieutenant John Cruickshank VC
Glynis Johns
Sandy Gall
Julie Andrews
Bernie Ecclestone
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Christ, what’s in the water this month?
David Hockney
Eddie Stobart
Annette Crosbie
Ted Kaczynski
Alan Greenspan.
Nice work Grumpy Old Cunt.
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A little less conversation a little more coke.
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Michael parkinson
Jimmy cricket
Phil cool
Tom Baker
Vicar from dad’s army
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The vicar (Frank Williams) died last June.
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