Congratulations to Grumpy Old Cunt who has won Dead Pol 271 by picking Lisa Marie Presley , daughter of Elvis who has died suddenly following a cardiac arrest aged just 54.
On to Dead Pool 272
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicate picks and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoplles nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed or they have already been announced dead before you posted them.
5)Wins are awarded based upon the chronology of death announcements not necessarily the chronology of deaths.
Ken Clarke
Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
Eva Marie Saint
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Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
John Gotti Junior
Chris Lamrianou
0
Boris Mints
Vladimir Lisin
Yuri Shefler
Oleg Tinkov
Oleg Deripaska
0
Harvey Price
Joan Collins
Duke of Kent
Ram John Holder
John Astin (Gomez Addams)
0
What happened Shaun!?
0
Steve Wight once of the afternoon
Harold ‘Dickie’ Bird
Geoffrey Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Sandi Tosvikg
0
Mike Yarwood
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
Betty Boothroyd
0
Latoya Jackson
Jermaine Jackson
Janet Jackson
Jesse Jackson
Glenda Jackson
1
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Queen Camilla
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
0
In there, Grumpy.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Robert Wagner (boat trips a speciality)
Ann Blyth
Tony Barber
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Wonder if the horrendous and thoroughly creepy Jackson family will turn up for Lisa Marie’s funeral?🤢
1
Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain
Virginnia Mckenna
Robert Blake (us actor)
Alan Alda (actor, Mash)
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I don’t think Lisa Marie knew anything about Creepo Jacko’s (alleged, I have to say that🙄) antics. But I believe he married her as a smokescreen. To divert and distract the media away from his – cough – lifestyle….
1
George Lucas
Nancy Pelosi
Andy Dick
Michael Osterholm
Gerard Butler
Cuntgrats Grumpy
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Pete Waterman
Nancy Pelosi
Robert Wagner
Angie Dickinson
Prince Michael of Kent
0
Petula Clark
Tom Lehrer
Brigitte Bardot
Anouk Aimée
Gina Lollobrigida
0
Potential congratulations Arfur. Gina has gone.
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