Dead Pool [270]

Congratulations to Shaun who has gone and won Dead Pool 269 by picker the former and final King Of Greece Constantine II who has died today aged 82 following a long period of ill health.Constantine reigned from 1964 until the abolition of the monarchy in Greece in 1973.He was a second cousin of the Duke of Edinburgh and godfather to Prince William.He also won an Olympic gold medal in sailing.

On to Dead Pool 270

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominares the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been taken already by someone else.

5)Wins are rewarded based on death announcements and not necessarily time of death.

57 thoughts on “Dead Pool [270]

  1. We need a lot more dead royalty in my opinion…….starting with the Duke and Duchess of Netflix.

    Henry Kissinger
    Jimmy Carter
    Bobby Charlton
    Joni Mitchell
    Lord Hezzelslime

  2. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Fergie
    Gary Glitter
    Eve Marie Saint
    Rupert Murdoch

    Well struck, Shaunie.

  3. Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard
    Elton ‘ Fat Poof’ John
    William ‘ Cock’ Roach
    Thomas ‘Slut Breeder’ Markle
    That fat God botherer who was Lyn in Alan Partridge

  4. Congratulations Shaun.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith – England RU international, journalist & TV commentator
    Desmond Morris – Zoologist & author of The Naked Ape
    Anthony Joseph (AJ) Foyt Jr (dob 16/01/1935) – American racing driver
    Tommy Banks – Bolton Wanderers & England full back (1958 World Cup)
    Clemente (Clem) Cattini *

    * Former drummer of Johnny Kidd & the Pirates (Shakin’ All Over) and The Tornados (Telstar). Noted session musician who played on at least 42 UK number 1 singles starting with Telstar and including such “greats” as Ken Dodd (Tears), Rolf Harris (2 Little Boys), Clive Dunn (Grandad), Benny Hill (Ernie, The Fastest Milkman in the West), JJ Barrie (No Charge), Windsor Davies / Don Estelle (Whispering Grass), Renée & Renato (Save Your Love) and Peter Kay (Amarillo).

  5. Well done Shaun, nice one! Good to see your spirit guide’s back online.

    Boris Mints
    Vladimir Lisin
    Yuri Shefler
    Roman Abramovich
    Oleg Deripaska

  6. Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    David Hockney
    Ted Kaczynski
    Eddie Stobart.

    Nice work Shaun.

  7. Geoff Boycott
    Steve Wright, no longer in the afternoon
    Henry Blofeld
    Harold Dickie Bird
    Sandi Tosvikg

    Well targeted Shaun, do you haunt them….

  8. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Alan Alda (actor, Mash)

  9. Glynis Johns
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Julie Andrews
    Rod Laver

    I see two of my standbys of have been nicked.

    Well done Shaun.

    • Best of luck with Glynis ‘I’ll never kick the fucking bucket Johns Comrade Wanksock.

  10. Admin- Can we run a book on the life expectancy of one ginger pubed Walt who may or may not live in Montecito?

  11. George Lucas
    Nancy Pelosi
    Gary Stern
    Michael Osterholm
    Neil Young

    Cuntgrats Shaun once again

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