James Corden (11) – No Joke

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Recently, we have seen this repulsive slab of lard as the cunt he really is (by being a total cunt to restaurant staff).

But now this vast sack of shit has proved his cunt credentials again. This time by nicking jokes off comedians like Ricky Gervais and Noel Fielding and passing them off as his own work.

Some knobheads might say ‘But… But,,, Isn’t all comedy like that?’ No, it isn’t You didn’t see Monty Python do ‘Kitten Kong’ or The Goodies do ‘Spanish Inquisition’. They did their own stuff and that was it. Corden is just a lazy thieving fat cunt, and even his dreadful Car Pool Karaoke was pinched off someone else.

People are seeing through this cunt more and more. And I hope this is the beginning of the end and the end of the pier for the fat shit.

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Nominated by: Norman

63 thoughts on “James Corden (11) – No Joke”

  1. Sadly it won’t be the end of him.

    Cunts seem to get on well in the entertainment industry, seeing as it is rammed full of them

    If anything this will make him more popular.

  2. Corden has to steal others’ jokes, because he’s as naturally funny as coughing up blood. Another cunt that’s inexplicably achieved wealth and fame with no discernible talent. The sooner he eats himself to death, the better – preferably with a big dose of ricin.

    • Not for long, BB.
      He’s coming home, alas.
      Although hopefully the failure of his late-night talk show will urge him to suicide.

  4. Definitely a one-trick pony, and a pretty desperate one at that if it means having to nick jokes from other comedians.

    I’m pretty sure Ricky Gervais will have something to say about it; he’s not scared of telling a few home truths to so-called superstars (Tom Hanks in particular). Therefore it will be a popcorn moment should Gervais stick the boot in on this charmless fat cunt. Although no doubt Corden will go running to social media looking for a bit of sympathy and a #metoo moment

    • If national treasure means he should be buried in a farmer’s field somewhere in Norfolk and not dug up for centuries, then yes.

  5. Ahhh bistro
    Ahhh python 🐍 the goodies

    Originality don’t much of that these days just same warmed up slops.

  6. Corpulent Cordon seems to have been gifted with the Ant & Dec formula of National Treasure. That is he can do no wrong in the eyes of a mindless public and the scheckles will just keep on rolling in to top up his donut fund.

    An overweight, talent-free, irritating, narcissistic, plagiarising cunt. I’m just highlighting his good traits of course.

    • ‘National treasures are for children’

      – David Starkey (unofficial national treasure)

  8. Piggy-eyed, very piggy-eyed.

    You can always tell a shit ‘comedian’ by the fake laughing they do themselves, to indicate to the audience that it’s time to laugh.

    I am proud to say that I have never watched a single episode of Gayvin and Gaycey, because it sounded a bit gay.

    Low testosterone, piggy-eyed, too many chromosomes, fat, unfunny and he looks like a gayer.

    Poor little piggy. Hopefully Gervais will blow his house down.

  10. I was horrified to learn that the wonderful Bob Mortimer had a hand in this fat cunts fame. He was even considered for the role of George Dawes until he spotted that other fat cunt Matt Lucas.
    And I thought Bob had taste.

  11. I never gave James much thought till he played the diva and screeched at a waitress in a restaurant.

    Just another media arselicker I thought,
    Brownnosing his way into the aftershow parties and hoping to waddle down the red carpet.

    Did hate him
    Certainly didn’t love him!
    Just ambivalent to the tub of shite.

    But that little strip at the waitresses expense helped motive me.

    Now I hope they can’t cut him free from the wreckage,
    Or the doctor says to him
    “It’s inoperable”…

    • I’ve heard that a lit. I always thought it was the land of white suburbia. Mind you, pakis and foreign cunts are everywhere. Never mind, there was some reassuring news from the government today that net migration will slow to 250,000 a year in 2026. That’s only a city larger than brium every 4 years.

    • Captain,

      How very dare you, diversity is our strength, plus they are doing the jobs white scum won’t do.

      Those northern schoolgirls won’t rape themselves you know.

  14. I can only see a glittering career ahead of the “Fat Shit”. Gollywood seems to love arseholes like him, perhaps he is the whitey they believe us all to be ?
    Ive never found this cunt funny, but there again not many comedians are these days.

  17. He is a cunt, but credit where it’s due………a joke from that unfunny cunt Noel Fielding????? That takes some doing.

  19. Irrespective of his failings as a human it should be noted his wife is quite attractive and to be commended for her fortitude.

    It’s not every lass who could stand to be tea bagged by this sweaty lard arse after all.

    • Clearly a marriage of convenience.
      She gets the dosh, he gets to pretend he’s not a fat chutney ferret.

    • I bet if it was James Corden the plumber she’d be nowhere near. James Corden always reminds me of that fat sweaty bloke at work that you buy porn DVD’s off.

  20. All it needs is for someone to follow the cunt round with the punchlines to all the stolen jokes and the fat cunts would have to walk off, without a single thought of his own.

    • How does this plural sized cunt have the gall. Isn’t there a law against what he’s doing?

  22. Fat bollocks doesn’t write his own material any more, he would have a team of writers putting his script together. They would be very familiar with those jokes and where they came from. The fact that they put them in his mouth shows you that they must hate the fucker and want to make him look like a right cunt.
    That’s why he’s “coming home.” His time is up in Yankland.

  23. Started watching the excellent channel 4 comedy teachers from the early 2000s and forgot this cunt was even in it. Racquel cassidy however, slurp.

  24. There are a couple of cunts who I would enjoy watching their career unravel in spectacular fashion and this is one of them. Outstanding.

  25. It’s strange how I know subconsciously without having any recollection of this piece of shite and his annoyance to everybody, that I’m so glad, my brain must’ve automatically cleansed my inner mind.

  26. Someone saying something unfunny with a greasy smile does not make me laugh. It just makes me want to wipe that smile of his face.

  27. They say its timing that makes a joke funny. That means it’s about time this fat cunt fucked off.

  28. As far as I’m concerned he can steal what he likes from Noel Fielding as he probably got his cock up to the makers nameplate in Russel Brand’s asshole! There you go, 3 utter cunts in on sentence. I never could stand Hames Corden as he’s a fat, smug looking cunt who reminds me of one of my old teachers!

  29. Sadly, I think you are right. This won’t be the end of him. Far from it.

    That’s the horrible thing about modern celebrity. In the 60s, 70s, or 80s, peopke would get their few minutes of fame, then they would fuck off and vanish. More or less never to be seen or heard of again.

    But now, there are scores of cunts (and not very talented cunts either) who will never be rifd of until they snuff it. Look at the Spice Girls. A crappy manufactured 90s pop sct. But they are still around, stinking the place out.The ever present Skeleton Spice, of course, that horrendous gobby black one, and that whining Scouse cunt Mel C, whoring her biography about. They are like a turd that refuses to flush.🙄

    I dare say that Lardfuck Corden – and those imbecilic coneheads, Ant and Dec – will be with us for decades to come too. For some reason, the Britscum love cunts like Corden and the Byker Grove Mekons. And Ed Shercunt is another one. These twats will clog up our television screens, airwaves, and cyberspace forever. That’s the way it is, unfortunately….☹

  30. Again, I’ve only seen him in one thing; a video of him being mocked for being fat by that old duffer Patrick Stewart who has since taken up his old role for ‘Senility Trek: Who Am I Again?’

    I know of Gavin and Stacey but never watched it as it looked like something chavs would like, and the start of the BBC’s race to appeal to the feckless wasters of this country and posh twats who watch it ‘ironically’ (Mrs Browns Boys and most of BBC three’s ‘cuntent’)

    Another one of the modern generation of comedians who I pretty much ignore completely. Other include Russell Howard and Jack Whitehall.

    Unfunny, irritating cunts.

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