Dead Pool [254]

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Well done to Lord of the Rings who correctly predicted the sad demise of Bernard Cribbins the legendary actor who died today aged 93.Cribbins was known for many classic roles including Doctor Who ,The Wombles and Jackanory.

On to DeadPool 254

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.Maximum of 5 names per player.Its first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools.No dyplicates.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Once you pick your names you cant swap a name out unless your nomination has already been nabbed.

5) Hits are on based on reporting time not necessarily time of death.

On to Deadpool 254

59 thoughts on “Dead Pool [254]”

  3. Stanley Baxter
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Ray Reardon
    Dickie Davies
    Bang on, LOTR.

  4. Derek Draper is one of the greatest comedians of our age. He started “Labour List” which supplies so many rib-tickling articles from earnest Oxbridge poofters and lesbians who feel that crawling to Dame Kweer and preaching to the converted is a quick cheap way to a winnable seat.

    It would be too cruel to lose him so soon after Mr. Cribbins.

    • I agree and hope he pulls through and recovers however this isn’t a wish list and he is clearly not in a good way at all sadly.

    • Hi Paul – I don’t do TDP myself, but I usually read it to see what my fellow cunters think.

      I think you pick Jet Black pretty consistently. Not being mean, I love The Strangers after all, but how is he still alive? Who would have thought Dave Greenfield would have gone before him? Sad.

      • It’s always nice when a traitor (traitrix?) dies. A POW palmed her a note which she immediately handed to their North Vietnamese captors, he didn’t make it back. Burn in Hell cunt.

  7. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  8. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck,  LOTR.

    Perhaps he caught a glimpse of the new, woke Railway Children with  token casting and crowbarred-in coloureds then just keeled over.

  10. Congratulations LotR.
    RIP Bernard. A thouroughly decent chap by all accounts.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith – England RU international & BBC commentator
    Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek
    Estelle Parsons – Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actress in Bonnie & Clyde
    Lee Grant – Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actress in Shampoo
    Priscilla Pointer – Actress e.g. Carrie, The Onion Field, Dallas (Cliff Barnes’ mum)

  12. Cliff ‘God loves me, everyone else thinks I’m a cunt Richard
    Michael ‘shaken’ Fox
    Sylvester ‘adrieeeeeeane’ Stallone
    Adam ‘worthless shit actor’ Woodyatt
    Adrian ‘Lagen bubble floater’ Dunbar

  13. Sammy Gravano
    Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Dominic Chianese
    John Pearson (Author)

  14. Walter Koenig
    George Takei
    Millicent Martin
    Anita Harris
    Jane Asher

    Good darts LOTR. Sorry three of my regulars bagged by pikeys.

  16. I met Bernard Cribbins once. I suppose meeting me was his claim to fame.

    And manning the picket line at the Pearly Gates we have…..
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Jon Lansman
    Arthur Scargill
    Bill Morris
    Len McCluskey

  18. Bernard was alright. His star turn in Fawlty Towers was fantastic. Also the voice of the Wombles, which I loved as a little lad. He was also one of the few decent things about the modern Doctor Who. RIP.

    Jean Luc Godard
    Tony Barber
    Patsy King
    Ann Blyth
    Wilf McGuinness

  20. Leapy Lee
    Peter Blake (Artist)
    Richard Chamberlain
    Michael Aspel
    Frank Ifield

  23. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.
    Gerald Harper.

  24. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Eric Burdon
    Shane McGowan
    Alan Price

    RIP Bernard.

  25. Bob Barker
    Tony Bennett
    Mel Brookes
    Barbara Walters
    Gina Lollabrgida

    Good Darts LOTR

  26. Bernard Cribbins is a sad loss but well done LOTR.

    Group Captain John “Paddy” Hemingway DFC
    John Cruickshank VC
    Mohamed Al-fayed
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall

  27. -Jimmy Somerville
    -Joe Biden
    -Lilly Allen
    -Brooklyn Beckham
    -Daniella Westbrook

  29. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Michael Fish
    Ozzy Osborne

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