Dead Pool [251]

Congratulations to Grumpy Badger who wins Dead Pool 250 by picking the Oscar and Emmy winning actor James Caan who has died aged 82.R.I.P

On to Dead Pool 251

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die first.No duplicates allowed .It is first come first serve meaning you can steal other peoples nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No switching nominations mid pool unless they have been taken already.

60 thoughts on “Dead Pool [251]

  1. Clint Eastwood
    The Queen
    Billy Connolly
    Beast of bolsover
    Eric Clapton

  2. Henry Kissinger
    Jimmy Carter
    Bobby Charlton
    Barbara Walters
    Lord Hezzelslime

  3. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

  4. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Michael Berryman
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde

  5. David Hockney
    Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan
    Barry Fry
    Annette Crosbie.

    Nice work GB.

  6. Jet Black
    Kenneth Cope
    Doreen Mantle
    Olivia Newton John
    Colin Jeavons

  7. Roger Corman
    Gudrun Ure
    Leslie Phillips
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Glynis John.
    RIP James you were magnificent in the Godfather.

  8. Michael Gove
    Owen Jones
    Pincher the Cunt
    Sue Nicholls
    Jeremy Clarkson

  9. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Paula Wilcox
    Sally Thomsett
    Lisa Minneli

  10. Congratulations Grumpy.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Irene Papas
    Len Deighton
    Stuart Hall
    Just Fontaine

  11. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

  12. RIP Sonny
    David Bailey
    Valerie Perrine
    John Boorman
    Bruce Dern
    Erich Von Daniken
    I’m off to drink a toast to Mr Caan and watch Thief, bloody great crime movie.

  13. Dave Lee Travis
    David Hamilton (DJ)
    Tony Blackburn
    Paul Gambaccini
    Emporer Rosko

  14. Tony Bennett
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Keef Richards
    Barry Manilow
    Marianne Faithful

    • Bastard overdosed on Keef. Next druggy cunt your time is up:
      Ozzy Osbourne

  15. Kamal
    Mohammed Mahatir
    Maria Venuti
    James Hong
    Uncle Jack Charles

  16. Steve Wright in the afternoon
    Geoff Boycott
    Dickie Bird
    Henry Blofeld
    Andy ‘dinger’ Bell

    • Steve Wright in the afternoon!
      I’ll slot him, just for the pleasure.

      • Looking at the size of him, he’s due a fucking massive coronary very sooooonn

  17. Jimmy cricket
    Phil cool
    Tom Baker
    Russell Grant
    Michael Parkinson

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