Dead Pool [250]

Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted Scotland and Rangers Goalkeeping great Andy Goram would be the next dead dude.Goram was 58 and died in a hospice following a short battle with stage 4 oesophageal cancer.

On to Deadpool 250

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [250]

  1. Glynis John
    Gudrun Ure
    Jimmy Carter
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Leslie Phillips.

  2. Henry Kissinger
    Barbara Walters
    Jimmy Carter
    Bobby Charlton
    Bernie Ecclestone

  3. Tony Bennett
    Mike Yarwood
    Henry Kissenger
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Barry Manilow

  4. Kamal
    Mohammed Mahatir
    Maria Venuti
    James Hong
    Uncle Jack Charles

  5. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

  6. Lightning does strike twice! Sorry Shaun (not😁).
    Now on to winner number 5. The candidates are;

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Jim McDivitt (G4 / A9)
    Tom Stafford (G6A / G9A/ A9 / A-S)
    Dave Scott (G8 / A9 / A15) – also former squeeze of newsreader Anna Ford
    Vance Brand (A-S / SS5 / SS41-B / SS35)

    G = Gemini, A = Apollo, A-S = Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, SS = Space Shuttle

  7. Tom baker
    Rob Burrows
    Bill oddie
    Michael Parkinson
    Tony Robinson

  8. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  9. Paris Jackson
    Travis Barker
    Justin Beiber
    Demi Lavato

    I’m counting on a drug overdose or suicide with my list.
    Also, it saves me the effort of reading everyone’s entries of old cunts.
    Playing long odds.

  10. In there, Mr Dribbler.

    I remember Andy when he played for Oldham Athletic. He also briefly played for Manchester United. A good goalie, and far better than Slippery Jim Leighton. RIP.

    Jean Luc Godard
    Tony ‘Sale of the Century’ Barber
    Patsy King
    Ann Blyth
    Eileen Derbyshire

    • He is the subject of one of my all time favourite football chants. When diagnosed with schizophrenia the chant “Two Andy Goram’s, there’s only two Andy Goram’s was quickly popularized by opposing fans. The cunts.

      Eddie Stobart
      Annette Crosbie
      David Hockney
      Alan Greenspan
      Barry Fry.

      Nice work, DD.

  11. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Paula Wilcox
    Sally Thomsett
    Liza Minneli

  12. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Dick Dribbler.

  13. Well done Dickie!

    The World Political Cunt list:

    Joe “Bejing” Biden
    Boris “Jellyfish” Johnson
    Justin “Blackface” Trudeau
    Mad Vlad “the Invader” Putin
    Emmanual “Don’t call me Manu” Macron

    Hopefully they’ll all snuff it together at a Great Reset…uh…G…?…meeting.

    Even better, Xi “that’s not my personal pronoun” Jinping will have them all executed and send the bill for the bullets to their families.

    • Cunty got “Bejing” Biden before me so we’ll replace the old Hair Sniffer with the winner of the Mao Zedong Most Likely to Become a Dictator Award:

      Jacinda “I love lockdowns” Ardern

  14. Willie Nelson
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Doddie weir
    Rob Burroughs
    Nicola Sturgeon

  15. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    Paul Sorvino
    Robbie Williams

  16. Prince ‘Pizza Hut’ Andrew
    Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy’ Richard
    Dr Ruth ‘Sex obsessed Red Sea pedestrian’ Westheimer
    Bob Newhart
    Berry ‘Mr Motown’ Gordy

  17. Great Uncle Bulgaria Womble
    Tobermory Womble
    Madame Cholet Womble
    Orinoco Womble
    Wellington Womble

    Good Shot,DD

  18. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    John Cruikshank VC
    Sandy Gall
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shopkeeper)
    Julie Andrews

    RIP Andy

  19. Val Kilmer
    Billy Connolly
    Moira Stuart
    Dean Reynolds
    Joan Collins

  20. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Dickie.

  21. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  22. Good Darts Dick

    Gene Hackam
    George Soros
    Bob Barker
    Imelda Marcos
    Barry Manilow

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