Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted Scotland and Rangers Goalkeeping great Andy Goram would be the next dead dude.Goram was 58 and died in a hospice following a short battle with stage 4 oesophageal cancer.
On to Deadpool 250
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made
Glynis John
Gudrun Ure
Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Leslie Phillips.
0
Henry Kissinger
Barbara Walters
Jimmy Carter
Bobby Charlton
Bernie Ecclestone
0
Billy Connolly
The Queen
Clint Eastwood
Eric Clapton
Beast of bolsover
0
Nice one Mr Dribbler 👍
0
Fuck Carter nicked……Joni Mitchell
0
Tom Courtnay
Rolf Harris
Jonathan King
Derren Nesbitt
Patrick Mower
0
Mark Fleischman
Frank Field
Pervez Musharraf
John Cannan
Steve McMichael
0
Tony Bennett
Mike Yarwood
Henry Kissenger
Vanessa Redgrave
Barry Manilow
0
Bastard Kissenger filched. Have instead
Jim Dale
0
Pete Murray, willie mays Wendy Craig Kenneth cope marsha hunt, old white actress
0
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Uncle Jack Charles
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
0
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Michael Berryman
Chrissie Hynde
Tom Baker
0
Swap Tom Baker for Lee Majors…
0
Lightning does strike twice! Sorry Shaun (not😁).
Now on to winner number 5. The candidates are;
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Astronauts:-
Jim McDivitt (G4 / A9)
Tom Stafford (G6A / G9A/ A9 / A-S)
Dave Scott (G8 / A9 / A15) – also former squeeze of newsreader Anna Ford
Vance Brand (A-S / SS5 / SS41-B / SS35)
G = Gemini, A = Apollo, A-S = Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, SS = Space Shuttle
1
Apologies, Stafford was Apollo 10 not 9.
1
Only 47 hits behind me :p At least I think it is …I lose count!
0
Tom baker
Rob Burrows
Bill oddie
Michael Parkinson
Tony Robinson
0
John Poindexter
Gary Lineker
Angela Lansbury
Keith Richards
Joe Biden
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Paris Jackson
Travis Barker
Justin Beiber
Demi Lavato
Lizzo
I’m counting on a drug overdose or suicide with my list.
Also, it saves me the effort of reading everyone’s entries of old cunts.
Playing long odds.
2
In there, Mr Dribbler.
I remember Andy when he played for Oldham Athletic. He also briefly played for Manchester United. A good goalie, and far better than Slippery Jim Leighton. RIP.
Jean Luc Godard
Tony ‘Sale of the Century’ Barber
Patsy King
Ann Blyth
Eileen Derbyshire
1
He is the subject of one of my all time favourite football chants. When diagnosed with schizophrenia the chant “Two Andy Goram’s, there’s only two Andy Goram’s was quickly popularized by opposing fans. The cunts.
Eddie Stobart
Annette Crosbie
David Hockney
Alan Greenspan
Barry Fry.
Nice work, DD.
0
Pele
Franz Beckenbauer
Roberto Baggio
Michel Platini
Gazza
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Paula Wilcox
Sally Thomsett
Liza Minneli
0
Wyatt, Wilcox and Thomsett were prime bang fodder in the 70s.😍
3
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Geoprge Takei
Walter Koenig
Good darts Dick Dribbler
0
Even George Takei, Fucking dyslexic keyboard
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Dick Dribbler.
0
Dick Cheney
Buzz Aldrin
Tommy Chong
Ezra Miller
Amber Heard’s career
2
Well done Dickie!
The World Political Cunt list:
Joe “Bejing” Biden
Boris “Jellyfish” Johnson
Justin “Blackface” Trudeau
Mad Vlad “the Invader” Putin
Emmanual “Don’t call me Manu” Macron
Hopefully they’ll all snuff it together at a Great Reset…uh…G…?…meeting.
Even better, Xi “that’s not my personal pronoun” Jinping will have them all executed and send the bill for the bullets to their families.
4
Cunty got “Bejing” Biden before me so we’ll replace the old Hair Sniffer with the winner of the Mao Zedong Most Likely to Become a Dictator Award:
Jacinda “I love lockdowns” Ardern
1
A veritable menu of cunts General.
1
Willie Nelson
Jerry Lee Lewis
Doddie weir
Rob Burroughs
Nicola Sturgeon
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Paul Sorvino
Robbie Williams
0
Prince ‘Pizza Hut’ Andrew
Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy’ Richard
Dr Ruth ‘Sex obsessed Red Sea pedestrian’ Westheimer
Bob Newhart
Berry ‘Mr Motown’ Gordy
1
Great Uncle Bulgaria Womble
Tobermory Womble
Madame Cholet Womble
Orinoco Womble
Wellington Womble
Good Shot,DD
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shopkeeper)
Julie Andrews
RIP Andy
0
Val Kilmer
Billy Connolly
Moira Stuart
Dean Reynolds
Joan Collins
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Ray Reardon
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Dickie.
0
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
0
Good Darts Dick
Gene Hackam
George Soros
Bob Barker
Imelda Marcos
Barry Manilow
0