Sir Lewis Larbalestier Hamilton (17)

Sir Lewis Hamilton will soon be Sir Lewis Larbalestier Hamilton as he has graciously decided to use the maiden name of his mother who raised him until he was 12. This tribute should delight feminists as Hamilton says he does not understand why women “lose” their names when they get married.

However, this does not mean he will be cutting off his dreadlocks. As he once said in the Guardian (where else) ‘“My mum was wonderful. She was so loving,” although he admitted she couldn’t fully understand what he was going through as a young boy at school as she is a white woman.”’

Read all about this latest thrilling instalment in the life of a living legend in “Vanity Fair”, that magazine that is required reading in ghettoes from Moss Side to Minneapolis.

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Nominated by: Mr Polly

60 thoughts on “Sir Lewis Larbalestier Hamilton (17)

  1. If he goes back far enough on his dads side, I’m sure he’ll find that one of his Male ancestors was given the name Toby.

    • maybe after 6 generations Lewis you’ll finally realise what a cunt you are.

      2^6 is 64.

      so you’d have your first name and 64 others you thick cunt.

      if humans been around for 30k years, say 1 generation every 30yrs. Makes 2^1000? By the time you read the name they’ll be dead. What a fukking fuktarded cuntard.

      QED Sir cretin of fukwads.

      • Great to see you back Cunto.

        I was actually thinking of your “100 reasons not to vote for the oxygen thieving swivel eyed cunt Jeremy Corbyn” only this morning!


    • Hopefully his pelvis bone after a 180 mile crash.

  2. I detest this business of giving knighthoods to cunts just for doing their fucking jobs.
    Have a crash you filthy lowlife twocker.

  3. So now that everyone knows he, s a black and white cunt can this useless fuckmonkey still play the waysism card…. Shut the fuck up Lewis, stop embarrassing yourself and just drive the fucking car you ttttwattt

  4. Hamilton the plastic rapper is too busy moaning about the rules being racist these days to respect the rare privilege of driving an F1 car. How is it the the fault of the FIA that he’s the only driver with his cunt pierced? Fudgy little cunt, just take it out ya fanny you fucking fanny and shut up moaning or fuck off and let a real man do the job.

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