(Probably the best blow job ever for some desperate deviant! – Day Admin)
This made me howl with laughter.
The picture in the report! Oh, my days!
Why on earth do these silly tarts do stuff like this?
If it’s not some idiot having the Greggs logo tattooed on her arse, it’s another one driving all over to find the “best” sausage roll. As if a master baker goes into every shop at 3am to make the bloody things from scratch!
Then you’ve this loon ( and many others) getting injections of poison.
What could possibly go wrong?
I’d call her a moron, but think that’d be unkind to morons.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
Deprive her of oxygen
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I wonder what’s next for the youth.
Currently it’s lips inflated to 48 psi, eyelashes that look like a tarantula landed there, and fingernails you could peel spuds with.
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I bet the hospital staff were glad she couldn’t talk. Dog knows what her conversational abilities are.
Reminds me of some Oz girl that died of aerosol sniffing rece tly. A keen sportswoman, her career aims were sports, becoming a solicitor (ie lawyer…), or a beauty therapist.
Personally, I think she’d have gone down the EY Toad route.
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She’s actually stuck to a plate glass window.
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Orange?
Fat?
Has Groucho Marx eyebrows?
Fills her lip with botox?
Underclass!
Quarry, then oven.
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