(Probably the best blow job ever for some desperate deviant! – Day Admin)
This made me howl with laughter.
The picture in the report! Oh, my days!
Why on earth do these silly tarts do stuff like this?
If it’s not some idiot having the Greggs logo tattooed on her arse, it’s another one driving all over to find the “best” sausage roll. As if a master baker goes into every shop at 3am to make the bloody things from scratch!
Then you’ve this loon ( and many others) getting injections of poison.
What could possibly go wrong?
I’d call her a moron, but think that’d be unkind to morons.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
Hands up all those ISACers to whom this dear lady gives the horn?
She must fet through a lipstick a day with all that blank wall to paint.
Why do they doi it? – because they have too much time and money on their hands. This lady, however, is ugly enough to become one of Starmer’s charmers.
Good morning everyone.
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It looks like it was a reaction rather than the intent to have lips bigger than the Jokers. But a cautionary tale in being daft enough to have this absurd surgery in the first place.
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If she tried to drown herself , those lips would still come up for air
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Well that’s a welcome morale boost I must say.
Look at the state of it.
Tremendous 😀
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Hahahaha 😂
Serves her right the daft cunt.
Looks like Bubba off Forrest Gump
“Im gonna be a shrinpboat captain”
Wipe her with a flannel and stick her to the window.
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A bad representation – wrong skin colour.
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Hon key were dat fried chiggun bwana
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She’s getting her cunt flaps done next🤫
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Sausage roll curtains??
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More like giant Cornish Pasty curtains.
She could get a job at Pilkington’s, lifting massive sheets of their heaviest product.
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That reminds me – I need a new inner tube.
I wonder if this gal still wears a mask when driving..
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If you listen closely you can just about hear her say “You know what I mean Harry”
Good Morning.
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Shes missing a opportunity to form a Rolling stones tribute band and make some cash.
She looks putrid in the photo all spotty an pale ,
But in the other photo in the link she looks like one of those fat lasses youd fuck after a skinful?
Shows you what makeup can do!
And photography from a distance..
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Morning Mis.
Yeah I’d agree – she’s unrecognisable with a ton of make up on viewed from a quarter mile away through a soft lense.
Definitely a three pinter.
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Morning Herman👍
Yep, 3pints at least.
‘would you mind wearing a balaclava while we have sex luv?’
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From the moon?
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Three pints?
I’d want a gallon at least.
May as well go night fishing and catch a carp and have a fumble with that for night.
She looks well fuckable in the link, but looks like she needs a blood transfusion in the header pic.
I bet she trowels that make up on.
Then needs pointing up every now and again. Like an old chimney stack.
But on this occasion even I’m not prepared to do the grinding out first.
Poor girl. All she wanted was porking after a night on the town.
Come on gents, step up to the plate and give the lass a hand.
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Morning Mis.
I think she must have her foundation delivered by an 8 wheeler tipper truck.
And what’s with those dark bits around her eyelids? She needs some iron in her, – a good rib of beef or something.
Bet she’s not a bad lass really.
Imagine waking up in the morning next to old pale rider after a night of filth, – with her full-on bison breath breathing all over you.
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Hehehe 😀
Morning Dick👍
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Three pints of single malt maybe.
Stick her to the windscreen and she can hold the satnav…
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That mouth and teeth are slightly reminiscent of Tim Curry as Pennywise.
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Her mum used to stick her to shop windows when she was a kid.
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Is that a still from WC Boggs new all expense spared sc-fi/horror extravaganza:
“Piranha women from Westminster”?
It fucking well could be😝
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You have given me an idea for the latest opus – we need an extra scene in Jess Phillips – “Lezza Lust From Beyond The Grave” – this could be the sequence involving Jess in the graveyard at midnight digging up the remains of Virgina Woolf – and what she finds, as Kim Leadbetter and Angela Eagle scream like banshees. Twelve minutes of sheer horror.
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12 minutes is that all?
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Too horrific for more – and we still have to find room for Lady Nugee’s nude scenes – it is wide screen of course.
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I must say that those Lips match her double chin, at least I think that is what she had in mind
Off to work I go but with a smile on my lips👍😂
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Get some lip fillers done Mecuntry!
Youll be the talk of Craggy Island! 😁👍
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I remember those old 70s blow up dolls, those vinyl fuckers that didn’t look remotely human. You could bring them back now and genuinely market them as lifelike.
Stupid bitches.
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@GJ
Del Boy Trotter’s legendary blow dolls were more attractive than the lass in the pic and more life-like than half of the talent around here.
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To be honest HJ, I’d rather bang one of those dolls than this shameless grot. 😀👍
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Why would anyone think that looking like a duck billed platypus is good thing.
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Also, it looks like baby P’s mother, after her first night in clink.
Couldn’t even roll it in glitter.
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I see they are going to grant parole to that disgusting heap of shit. For what she did she should have got at least 30 years.
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Or a 30′ drop.
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@Moggie
That would be preferable.
Or it would be the law for scum like that if I had my way.
Repugnant bastard.
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Didn’t that Leslie Ash bird have something similar done years ago, with the same disastrous results?
No word from RTC or CC yet…
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She’ll be in the next series of Doctor Who with Cunti click click Umbongo a a Zygon, easy job for the make up department.
(Typo corrected – Day Admin)
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If you’ve worked and lived with the general public and other folk long enough you’ll realise there are some very stupid people out there.
I would imagine this young lady has a pretty low IQ and an impulsive attitude with a tendency to act without thinking…and you can see the result, someone who looks like a monster.
I bet she can climb the disco wall using just those lips though.
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Looks like something landed by that Jeremy Wade bloke on ‘River Monsters’.
From somewhere exotic like Indonesia or the Manchester Ship Canal.
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Looks like she could use those lips as a dinghy from Calais to Dover…
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Perhaps she’s auditioning for the next Alien Vs Predator sequel!
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Looks like someones kicked her cunt off, and glued in to her face.
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I think it would be hilarious if she were to kiss a George Foreman grill.
Imagine the noise. A gentle hiss, followed by two loud pops as the botox splatters all over the hotplate.
Or, you could just cut them off beforehand and fry them. Ideal if you’ve ran out of sausages and you’re a bit peckish. Would be lovely butterflied in a sandwich with some HP on I bet.
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I expect they’re a good talking point at parties. Probably the only interesting thing about this nincompoop.
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Lips like innertubes ~ Vivian Stanshalll.
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“Man, those be big motha fuckin’ lips.”
St Chiggun Floyd
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What’s saddest of all is her never knowing the fame she achieved on this site.
Those lips look like they would make a great seal between a toilet and the floor flange.
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“Those lips look like they would make a great seal between a toilet and the floor flange.” …. Some Harley Street cosmetic surgeon (praps with shares in B&Q or Victoria Plumbing) could use that on their marketing blurb
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Sir Geoffrey Boycotts ex girlfriend had lips like that, she got hers for free though.
All she had to do was be insolent to the legend, and he set her on the right path with a right hander.
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