Dead Pool [248]

Congratulations to AndyBoy who correctly predicted that the legendary Jockey Lester Piggott would be the next dead dude.Piggott was 86 and died in Hospital today having been admitted over a week ago.He was said to be improving and about to be discharged however such statements proved premature.Piggott was 86.

On to Deadpool 248

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [248]

  1. Olivia Newton John
    Colin Jeavons
    Doreen Mantle
    Jet Black
    Kenneth Cope

    Good shot, Andyboy!

    • The Queen
      Eric Clapton
      Beast of bolsover
      Sheridan Smith
      Marky Ramone

      • An owner once asked Lester
        “will my horse win a race”
        Yes replied Lester “when its in a greyhounds belly”

    • Can somebody call the loved ones of Shaun’s noms and let them know that their nearest and dearest are not going to be about for much longer.

  2. David Hockney
    Eddie Stobart
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    Barry Fry.

    Nice work AndyBoy.

  3. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Tax-dodging cunt.

  4. Clint Eastwood
    Rolf Harris
    Billy Connolly
    Jimmy Carter
    Mikhail Gorbachev

  5. My late Father’s lament was “Piggott you cowson”. This is after another lost bet on him.

  6. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

  7. Fucking hell I thought it was John Simm!

    anyway my pool-

    John Savident
    John Nettleton
    Adriaan Vlok
    Joss Ackland
    Sidney Cooke

    tidy darts Andy

  8. Congratulations, Andy.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Vera Miles
    Joan Plowright
    Joanne Woodward
    Geneviève Page

  9. Gudrun Ure
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Burt Bacharah
    Tony Bennett
    Roger Corman.

  10. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  11. Nice work, Andy.

    Phil Collins
    Keith Richards
    Henry Kissinger
    Norman Tebbit
    Jimmy Carter

  12. George Alagiah
    Billy Connolly
    Angela Lansbury
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Micheal Caine

  13. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  14. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Sandy Gall
    Julie Andrews
    Glynis Johns

    Well done Andy

  15. Cliff ‘Hang him from a Yew Tree’ Richard
    Norman ‘Badger’ Lamont
    Kate ‘Hairy’ Bush
    Nancy ‘Diamondback’ Pelosi
    Roger ‘Who’ Daltrey

    • Good punt on Pelosi Keep your nose out of Northern Ireland you fucking old witch 👎👎

  16. Alice cooper
    Mickey Rourke
    Val Kilmer
    Stephen King
    Eddie izzard (wishful thinking)

  17. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Paula Wilcox
    Sally Thomsett
    Liza Minelli

  18. William Shatner.
    Patricia Krenwinkel. (Due to be released)
    Gerald Harper.
    Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.

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