Congratulations to AndyBoy who correctly predicted that the legendary Jockey Lester Piggott would be the next dead dude.Piggott was 86 and died in Hospital today having been admitted over a week ago.He was said to be improving and about to be discharged however such statements proved premature.Piggott was 86.
On to Deadpool 248
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made
Olivia Newton John
Colin Jeavons
Doreen Mantle
Jet Black
Kenneth Cope
Good shot, Andyboy!
0
The Queen
Eric Clapton
Beast of bolsover
Sheridan Smith
Marky Ramone
0
I liked him, because he was himself and no ones lackey
2
He looks like one of my toes if I stay in the bath to long.
1
An owner once asked Lester
“will my horse win a race”
Yes replied Lester “when its in a greyhounds belly”
2
Frank Field
Steve McMichael
Pelé
Larry Storch
Georgia Holt
0
Can somebody call the loved ones of Shaun’s noms and let them know that their nearest and dearest are not going to be about for much longer.
1
David Hockney
Eddie Stobart
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Barry Fry.
Nice work AndyBoy.
0
Didn’t think old lester would provide me with a winner aged 86,still a legend
2
Pete Murray, willie mays Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, marsha hunt, the white actress
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Tax-dodging cunt.
1
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Good darts Andyboy
0
Tony Bliar
Gene Hackman
Michael Heseltine
Ken Clarke
Jordon
0
Clint Eastwood
Rolf Harris
Billy Connolly
Jimmy Carter
Mikhail Gorbachev
0
My late Father’s lament was “Piggott you cowson”. This is after another lost bet on him.
2
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
0
Lily Allen
Ghislaine Maxwell
Katie Price
Harvey Price
Leslie Philips
0
Fucking hell I thought it was John Simm!
anyway my pool-
John Savident
John Nettleton
Adriaan Vlok
Joss Ackland
Sidney Cooke
tidy darts Andy
1
Congratulations, Andy.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Vera Miles
Joan Plowright
Joanne Woodward
Geneviève Page
0
Gudrun Ure
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Burt Bacharah
Tony Bennett
Roger Corman.
0
Max Mosley
Bernie Eccleston
Jack Nicholson
James Taylor
Melvyn Hayes
0
Max Mosely left us May 21.
1
Mosley ffs.
0
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
0
Nice work, Andy.
Phil Collins
Keith Richards
Henry Kissinger
Norman Tebbit
Jimmy Carter
0
David Gold
Bobby Charlton
Barbara Walters
Ken Bates
Sylvia Syms
0
Harvey Smith
Michael Caine
Petula Clarke
Nerys Hughes
Terry Waite
0
George Alagiah
Billy Connolly
Angela Lansbury
Jimmy Tarbuck
Micheal Caine
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Brigitte Bardot
Leslie Caron
Alain Delon
Lee Majors
Tony Bennett
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Sandy Gall
Julie Andrews
Glynis Johns
Well done Andy
0
Cliff ‘Hang him from a Yew Tree’ Richard
Norman ‘Badger’ Lamont
Kate ‘Hairy’ Bush
Nancy ‘Diamondback’ Pelosi
Roger ‘Who’ Daltrey
0
Good punt on Pelosi Keep your nose out of Northern Ireland you fucking old witch 👎👎
1
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Don King
Ratko Mladic
0
Alice cooper
Mickey Rourke
Val Kilmer
Stephen King
Eddie izzard (wishful thinking)
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Paula Wilcox
Sally Thomsett
Liza Minelli
0
William Shatner.
Patricia Krenwinkel. (Due to be released)
Gerald Harper.
Bill Wyman.
June Lockhart.
0