Dead Pool [248]

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Congratulations to AndyBoy who correctly predicted that the legendary Jockey Lester Piggott would be the next dead dude.Piggott was 86 and died in Hospital today having been admitted over a week ago.He was said to be improving and about to be discharged however such statements proved premature.Piggott was 86.

On to Deadpool 248

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [248]”

  1. Deborah James
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Nancy Pelosi
    Diane Feinstein
    Joe Biden

  3. Good shot, Andy.

    Jean Luc Godard
    Tony Barber
    Patsy King
    Henry Woolf
    Ann Blyth

      • Fucking hell. That’s three of mine who copped it when I was in hospital last year (Henry Woolf, Frank O’ Farrell (RIP), Anna Karen). I could have bagged a hat trick.

        Thanks for letting me know, Dickie.
        As I have two Aussies already in my latest noms, I’ll pick another one.

        Maggie ‘The Freak’ Kirkpatrick

  4. Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    John Gotti Junior
    Paul Sorvino
    John Pearson (author)

    RIP Ray Liotta and Fletch.

  5. Stanley Baxter
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Bill Ward
    Dickie Davies
    Bang on, Andy

  6. The old dodgy jock was one of my favourites for many years but typical of the cunt, failed to oblige. None of the media eulogies mention his renowned record for pulling races by falling off his horse in the big one. Funny that.

    Vanessa Redgrave,
    Tony Bennett
    Cleo Laine
    Marianne Faithfull
    Barry Manilow

    • Bastard Bennett bagged. Have instead pervy fillum director cunt:

      David Cronenberg

  7. Ray Brooks (Actor)
    John Williams (Composer)
    James Galway
    Roger Whittacker
    Bill Oddie

    • Too true Norm great drummer indeed

      I just found out about his death with your comment adding some Old Yes and Rick Wakeman Six wives of King Henry songs to my playlist in tribute

  10. David Bailey
    Valerie Perrine
    John Boorman
    James Caan
    Erich Von Daniken

  11. Pam Ayres
    Jimmy cricket
    Phil cool
    Russell Grant
    Russ Abbott

  12. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  13. Kamal
    Mohammed Mahatir
    Maria Venuti
    James Hong
    Uncle Jack Charles

  14. Fuck! What were the latest odds on that happening!

    Ursula Andress
    Bridget Bardot.
    Catherine Deneuve.
    Sophia Loren.
    Raquel Welch.

    • Bridget Bardot has on this occasion been robbed. A damned cheek! So Claudia Cardinal will be the replacement.

  15. RiP – Ray Liotta aka ‘Shoeless Joe Jackson’
    (Goodfellas, Copland, Field of dreams & so many great movies)
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)

  16. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne
    Michael Fish
    Dennis skinner

  18. George Lucas
    Loretta Lynn
    Pope Francis
    Anthony Fauci
    Michael Osterholm

    Cuntgrats Andyboy

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