Congratulations to Smells Fishy who has gone and Won Deadpool 246 by picking the Prolfic and renowned musician and composer Vangelis who was best known for his scores for Chariots of Fire as well as Blade Runner,The Bounty,Francesco and many more classic films.Vangelis was 79.
On to Deadpool 247
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made
Pete Murray, willie mays Kenny sansom, Wendy Craig lester piggott
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John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Michael Berryman
David Warner (actor)
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Nice to see old wife beater and general cunt Nesbit back.
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Congrats Fishy,
It is Baseball season here in the states so here are my National Pastime picks
Henty Aaron
Willie Mays
As for the rest of the pool:
Major James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
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Oops…the Say Hey Kid was already picked. So replace Willie with the father of Saberdouchery Bill James.*
*Any baseball fan knows who this is and understands the damage he has done to “this great game.”
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Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
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Eddie Stobart
Alan Greenspan
Annette Crosbie
David Hockney
Barry Fry.
Nice work, Fishy.
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Stobart has been driving on the old highway in the sky since 2011. Put succinctly his wheels have come off. The cunt is dead.
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Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Ozzy Osborne
Michael Fish
Mikhail Gorbachev
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Boris wife Carrie
Ash Sarkar
Charlie Veitch (famous youtuber)
Dave Chapelle
David Dimbleby
If any dead or already taken then John Travolta, Jerry Naddler and Celine Dion, if that is her real name. Oh and that nasty old cunt Sheila Hancock. Then Rolf Harris, Richard Branson, Elon Musk, Eddie Izzard and any surviving memers of the 1966 world cup winning squad. I should really get extra picks as I don’t take it very seriously or enter every time. And George Soros.
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Michael Aspel
Mike Yarwood
Kim Novak
Henry Kissinger
President Zelenskiy
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