Congratulations to Shaun ( i.e me) who correctly predicted the celebrated comic book artist and writer George Pérez would be the next dead dude.Pérez was 67 and known for his 45 year career in comics writing and drawing for Wonder Woman ,Superman, Teen Titans, The Incredible Hulk and many other famous comic strips. Perez retired due to ill health in 2019 as diabetes had severely damaged his eyesight. He died yesterday from complications from cancer and is survived by his wife brother and parents.
On to Deadpool 245
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)
HM the queen (hope not)
Katie Price
Lily Allen
Tony Blair
Ghislaine Maxwell
1
Henry Kissinger
Bobby Charlton
Barbara Walters
David Gold
Lord Hezzellime
0
Frank Field
Stefano Tacconi
Steve McMichael
Andy Goram
Vicky Phelan
0
David Hockney
Alan Greenspan
Annette Crosbie
Alan Bennett
Benjamin Ferencz.
Nice work, Shaun.
0
Leslie Phillips
Gudrun Ure
Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Glynis John
0
Dennis Waterman
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
President Biden
Cherie Blair
0
Surprised you didn’t nom the Blair, Shaun.
It would have been the kiss of death.
5
Michael Parkinson
Jimmy Tarbuck
David Jason
Phil Collins
Olivia Nuetron bomb
0
Richard Chamberlain (Dr Kildare)
Moira Anderson
Tariq Ali (60’s lefty agitator)
Sandy Gall
Dennis Skinner
0
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
June Lockhart.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
Gerald Harper.
0
Buzz Aldrin
Dick Cheney
Amber Heard
Warren Buffet
John Cooper Clarke
0
Clint Eastwood
Phil Collins
Marky Ramone
Alexi navalny
Johnny Depp
0
I think Johnny’s got a few more years left in him Mis’.
Amber on the other hand is going go the same way as her that was Lois Lane in the original Superman films and end up sleeping rough in someone’s backyard and shaking her fist at the clouds like Grandpa Simpson.
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Shaunie.
0
Joannaaah Plastic – Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camillaaah Parkyer – Bowels
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
0
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
Don King
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Dickie Davies
Ray Reardon
Bang on, Shaun
0
David Irving
Rose West
David Berkowitz
Vladimir Putin
David Icke
0
Sandi Tosvikg
Steve Wright in the afternoon
Geoff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Billy Bragg
0
Tina Turner
Tom Baker
Russell Grant
Joss Ackland
David Attenborough
0
Ken Clarke
Dennis Skinner
Bernie Eccleston
Melvyn Hayes
James Taylor
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Congratulations Shaun.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Len Deighton
Mary Quant
Marion Ross
Bob Newhart
0
Jenny Bond
Michael Heseltine
Stanley Johnson
Edwina Currie
Piers Moron
0
Camp Cliff
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Millicent Martin
Anita Harris
Good darts Shaun
Fuck me the pikeys have nabbed the arch cunt and his Mrs.
0
Imelda Marcos
Bob Barker
Mel Brooks
Willie Nelson
Gene Hackman
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Shane McGowan
Danglebert Pimpledick
0
Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Colin Jeavons
Michael Barratt
Doreen Mantle
0
Tony Bennett
Vanessa Redgrave
Marianne Faithfull
Barry Manilow
Val Kilmer
0
In there Shaun. Perez was a great artist.
Jean Luc Godard
Gazza
Ann Blyth
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
1
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Uncle Jack Charles
0
Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy Bag’ Richard
Sir Ian ‘Marmite Badger’ McKellen
Joan ‘swallowed more semen than the Bermuda Triangle’ Collins
‘Hanoi Jane’ Fonda
Andrew ‘want to see some puppies, little girl’ Windsor!
1