Dead Pool [245]

Congratulations to Shaun ( i.e me) who correctly predicted the celebrated comic book artist and writer George Pérez would be the next dead dude.Pérez was 67 and known for his 45 year career in comics writing and drawing for Wonder Woman ,Superman, Teen Titans, The Incredible Hulk and many other famous comic strips. Perez retired due to ill health in 2019 as diabetes had severely damaged his eyesight. He died yesterday from complications from cancer and is survived by his wife brother and parents.

On to Deadpool 245

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

44 thoughts on “Dead Pool [245]

  1. HM the queen (hope not)
    Katie Price
    Lily Allen
    Tony Blair
    Ghislaine Maxwell

  2. Henry Kissinger
    Bobby Charlton
    Barbara Walters
    David Gold
    Lord Hezzellime

  3. David Hockney
    Alan Greenspan
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Bennett
    Benjamin Ferencz.

    Nice work, Shaun.

  4. Leslie Phillips
    Gudrun Ure
    Jimmy Carter
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Glynis John

  5. Dennis Waterman
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    President Biden
    Cherie Blair

  6. Surprised you didn’t nom the Blair, Shaun.
    It would have been the kiss of death.

  7. Michael Parkinson
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    David Jason
    Phil Collins
    Olivia Nuetron bomb

  8. Richard Chamberlain (Dr Kildare)
    Moira Anderson
    Tariq Ali (60’s lefty agitator)
    Sandy Gall
    Dennis Skinner

  9. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.
    Gerald Harper.

    • Clint Eastwood
      Phil Collins
      Marky Ramone
      Alexi navalny
      Johnny Depp

      • I think Johnny’s got a few more years left in him Mis’.

        Amber on the other hand is going go the same way as her that was Lois Lane in the original Superman films and end up sleeping rough in someone’s backyard and shaking her fist at the clouds like Grandpa Simpson.

  10. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Shaunie.

  11. Joannaaah Plastic – Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer – Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  12. Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic
    Don King

  13. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies
    Ray Reardon
    Bang on, Shaun

  14. David Irving
    Rose West
    David Berkowitz
    Vladimir Putin
    David Icke

  15. Sandi Tosvikg
    Steve Wright in the afternoon
    Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Billy Bragg

  16. Tina Turner
    Tom Baker
    Russell Grant
    Joss Ackland
    David Attenborough

  17. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  18. Congratulations Shaun.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Len Deighton
    Mary Quant
    Marion Ross
    Bob Newhart

  19. Jenny Bond
    Michael Heseltine
    Stanley Johnson
    Edwina Currie
    Piers Moron

  20. Camp Cliff
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Millicent Martin
    Anita Harris
    Good darts Shaun
    Fuck me the pikeys have nabbed the arch cunt and his Mrs.

  21. Olivia Newton John
    Jet Black
    Colin Jeavons
    Michael Barratt
    Doreen Mantle

  22. Tony Bennett
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Marianne Faithfull
    Barry Manilow
    Val Kilmer

  23. In there Shaun. Perez was a great artist.

    Jean Luc Godard
    Ann Blyth
    Henry Woolf
    Patsy King

  24. Kamal
    Maria Venuti
    Mohammed Mahatir
    James Hong
    Uncle Jack Charles

  25. Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy Bag’ Richard
    Sir Ian ‘Marmite Badger’ McKellen
    Joan ‘swallowed more semen than the Bermuda Triangle’ Collins
    ‘Hanoi Jane’ Fonda
    Andrew ‘want to see some puppies, little girl’ Windsor!

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