Those Bloody Fucking Annoying Huel Adverts

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I do enjoy a bit of YouTube but as everyone knows their adverts are increasingly more and more irritating. Lately the Grammarly ads have eased off and instead I’m regularly punched in the head about some shite called ‘Huel’.

Huel say “You could save five hours a week by just replacing Monday to Friday lunches with Huel” and they say its ‘healthy’ and everything a body needs. Basically they’re flogging Meals Ready to Eat which you need because of your busy lifestyle.

Somebody on the Huel forum said of their Mac N Cheese “It tastes like mac and cheese that was made in a lab or something. Its just not edible in my opinion. ”

MREs are completely understandable in a survival or military operation situation not because of your busy lifestyle. Pathetic.

https://uk.huel.com/

Nominated by Cuntologist

49 thoughts on “Those Bloody Fucking Annoying Huel Adverts”

  2. The only thing I’m going to buy off You Tube is the music of the band I’m checking out.
    I’m not going to buy what is being advertised, nor will I pay to remove the advertising.
    There are other less woke video channels that are gaining ground, so why don’t the cunts take a hint.

  4. If I saw some cunt pull one of these things out I’d say, “Who do you think you fucking are? Neil Armstrong?’

    It’s just smackhead tucker jazzed up, really. Like those ‘all you need’ drinks you see druggies buying at the petrol station.

      • Smash doesn’t taste like the shit of our youth it makes a really good cottage pie topping.

    • “Human fuel” I believe.

      You can imagine the sort of terminally narcissistic, terminally smart arsed, smug cunt of cunts who came up with that……..then imagine the sort of cunt that would buy it

      As far as I can see, it’s just cat litter. Do they even bother to sift the cat shit out?

  7. Just get the Youtube vanced app instead of regular Youtube and never endure another ad. It’s so clever it’ll even cut chunks out of videos where shill cunts are trying to sell shit during their content.

    • I’m low-income, so just put the sihite on mute for ~ 4 mins. Or watch something else in a new window and come back some minutes later.

    • Thanks Thomas, I’ve just put this on my android dodgy box and no ads. I’ll see if it’s available on a smart TV I think. Although it probably isn’t.
      I try to find the ad sites and block them in my router.

  8. I wouldn’t feed this shite to my dog.
    Mac n cheese?!!!
    Fuck that.
    Yank shite.

    Rather than fuck about walk to a chippy
    Say “meat an potato pie luv”
    Or “pudding chips peas n gravy”

    Youll be sorted.
    Eat slop like mac n cheese youll turn funny.
    Like that Joe Biden.

    Stop fuckin about.

    • Silly Viking! I love mac’n’ cheese, but homemade. Then again, I had chips and curry sauce (from Asda’s own brand granules) for breakfast this morning and I’ll be having a ribeye steak and cauliflower cheese for dinner tomorrow. I would have made a Yorkie as well but, with my wife in Oz, it’s not worth it just for me. Gas 7 for 15 minutes? Fuck me, I’d have to sell a kidney to cover the energy bill.

      • Afternoon Moggie,👍

        Do you?
        Dont put a plate out for me,
        Im dining out.

        Missus in Oz?
        You not fancy it?!
        Bet your loving it,
        Home alone like Macaulay culkin!
        Sliding down the stairs on a teatray!😀

      • Oz way too hot for me, even in Winter. She was supposed to go 2 years ago just as the lockdown kicked in, so she was more then happy to get it sorted and, even then, the hoops she had to jump through, COVID jabs, testing before she flew etc, made it dicey whether she’d even go. I prefer or to remember the time I actually did go down the stairs on a tray, I was 14, in a new build house, parents were out and I went head first through our frosted glass front door. How I escaped with nothing more than a massive headache I have no idea. I have I proved our rented house and she’ll love it when she gets back on Wednesday. I don’t half miss her.

      • Fuck Oz, fucking shit people who hate us, too hot, shit nosey politicians and nanny state cunts, glad I will never be going again. Oh and absolutely worst airport security cunts on the earth make the sooties who shook down Christopher Walken in The Dogs of War gentlemen.

  11. Never heard of the cunts. Dont do ready shit or fast shit anyway.

      • The leek is a thing of beauty and flavour. not to be used in fast food shite. Wouldnt be appreciated by northern cunts. Except Geordies.

  12. MREs are acceptable if and only if everybody and everything else has been eaten. This incudes airline food as well. The British ones are OK but the Septic MREs should be avoided at all costs. It is true that they can be stored for a long time but only because nobody would be foolish enough to eat one.

  13. Without exception I find ALL adverts shite these days from the mixed race “family ads” for supermarkets (and everything else) to the endless “funeral plan” adverts and “equity in your own home” from the Vorderman woman. My bete noir at the moment is some old scrubber saying she has seen something and she likes it – its for “Woucher”

    • Anything ‘advert type’ washes over me completely, TV and radio. Adblock, and another one whose name currently escapes me, take care of internet shit.

      • I prefer printed ads and always have brcause you can either ignore them or snigger over them. Remember the Radio Times before it became yet another womans magazine?,. The back page ads for Halls of Paddock Wood sheds, I even bought one in 1966. The Ambrose Wilson one for “corsetry for the fuller figure” with some old bag who looked like Emily Thornberry. “Never Missed A Day” the frank candid disclosure by some old bugger who had constipation then found his condition cured by a daily bowl of “All Bran”. Sensible shoes from The Bury Boot & Shoe Company.. There was also “They Used to Call Me Poker face” about a man whose dentures prevented him smiling till he discovered ?Euthymal”(?) tooth powder.

        All in glorious blackj and white.

        Now I think of it, with his pained expression, s,laphead Lord Adoniks could do the All Bran one “There were teeth marks on my lavatory door” (to match the ones in the bedroom where he had been biting the pillow.

    • My current favourite is the home equity one with the middle aged sooty decorating, can’t understand a word he says and I’ve seen it 100s of times, bla bla bla my home paid for this, No you thick cunt they have robbed your £330k home for £30k

  14. YouTube are a pack of cunts so it comes as no surprise they are advertising poison.

  16. Huel wish you hadnt.
    Huel live to regret it.
    Huel be on the bog tonight.
    Huel have blood in your stool.

    Rejected advertising pitches I sent.

  19. Hmm, I just can’t get my little pointed head around the idea eating something that’s a portmanteau of ‘Hurl’ and ‘Gruel’…

  20. This nomination reminds me of the John Prescott Thai brides furore a decade ago. Google it if you’re unfamiliar; here is a good summary.

    Grammarly sounds familiar, but I’ve hitherto investigated no further. A quick websearch reveals that it corrects defective grammar. I’ve never come across “those bloody fucking annoying Huel ads”, however. From the above link, its business offer is directed at “diet-conscious” individuals.

    Would I therefore be correct in presuming you are an overweight pedant with a tendency to coprolalia, Cuntologist? Perhaps, like Two Jags, you were using someone else’s computer at the time?

  21. Not without more than his fair share of controversy I know… but I was unaware that Damien Green “clutched” at that particular “straw” also, Mr Bottler. Did he claim it wasn’t his computer too, and if so in what context, I wonder?

    As I clearly recall from an extremely loose personal “interest” – so perhaps you didn’t know this – when Two Jags finally realised his folly (it took quite a lot of explaining before he got it) he initially attempted to suggest the Google searches may have been due to his wife’s web activity. Although one of the computers did belong to her, it didn’t take much to convince him this wasn’t a very plausible explanation, unless perhaps Pauline had developed a taste for Siamese ladyboys.

    Satisfyingly, and knowing he was beaten, Prescott pretty much completely disappeared from public view soon thereafter. To his credit, Two Jags has kept a low profile ever since.

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