Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who this time has actually won the Dead Pool by picking Vladimir Zhirinovsky the Liberal Democrat party leader in Russia who predicted almost to the day the Russian invasion of Ukraine having been a close ally of Putin`s.He died today after a long illness aged 75 .He contracted Covid in February and never fully recovered despite being vaccinated about 8 or 9 times.
On to Deadpool 243
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
Dennis Waterman
Richard O’Sullivan
Sally Thomsett
Paula Wilcox
Tessa Wyatt
1
Glynis John
Leslie Phillips
Gudrun Ure
Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
0
Richard Franklin
Alan Alda
Chris Denning
George Pérez
Frank Field
0
Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
Michael Fish
David Dickinson
0
David Berkowitz
Rose West
David Irving
Peter Tobin
David Icke
0
Michael Caine
Terry Waite
Petula Clarke
Gloria Hunniford
Ian Lavendar
0
I saw Gloria hunniford yesterday in a bank in kent, drove off in her beige jaguar, the stuck up old hag, I don’t think she will croak yet
0
Aww, the name Vladimir got my hopes up then.
2
Billy Connelly
Jimmy Tarbuck
Olivia Newton John
Val Kilmer
Phil Collins
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Shaun.
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff (Richard)
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Good Darts Shaun (again)
0
As its nearly Easter, 5 noms who have played the part of Jesus at one time or another:-
Donald Sutherland (Johnny Got His Gun 1971)
Ted Neeley (Jesus Christ Superstar 1973)
Robert Powell (Jesus of Nazareth 1977)
Kenneth Colley (Life of Brian 1979)
Jürgen Prochnow (The Seventh Sign 1988)
0
PS. Forgot, congratulations to Shaun.
0
Cheers Dickey.The bastard finally died.
1
Eddie Stobart
David Hockney
Alan Greenspan
Annette Crosbie
Benjamin Ferencz
Nice work, Shaun.
0
Henry Kissinger
Bobby Charlton
Her Maj, the Queen
David Gold
Barbara Walters
0
Nehemiah Persoff
Sidney Cooke
John Savident
John Nettleton
Glynis Johns
0
Change Glynis for Adriaan Vlok
0
David Gilmour
David Jason
David Hasselhoff
David Letterman
David Attenbollocks (eaten by a lion on camera, hopefully)
3
HM the queen
Lily Allen
Ghislaine Maxwell
Katie Price
Harvey Price
1
Shaun strikes again !
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When…oh when will some of these crusty jugglers finally peg it ? ? ?
Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain
Dame Maggie Smith
Bernard Cribbins
Virginnia Mckenna
0
Clint Eastwood
Phil collins
Marky Ramone
Eric Clapton
Alexi navalny
1
Phil Collins looked terrible at the last Genesis gig the other week.
1
Julie Goodyear
Barbara Knox
Jane Rossington
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0