Michael Fabricant M.P. [3]

Hi my all fellow cunter’s best wishes to you all.

I’m sorry with all the terrible news about Ukraine being shelled by that cunt mad Vlad. But Micheal Fabricant MP is doing in my swede in on SKY News giving his utterly useless opinion about it to the Nation. Maybe it is something to do with the fact that I started losing my hair on my head at just 24 years old and am now a proud confident ‘Slap Head’ some twenty years on. Which of course means that whenever it is my misfortune to see the the aforementioned MP, I simply cannot take whatever he says seriously because of my unwavering conviction that the guy is hiding his bald pate behind a ridiculous looking blonde wig!

I ask you all with all honesty ‘Who has got hair like that! except maybe the very Donald himself no less granted. If your Dad and your two Grandad’s are Baldies by the time you are a six year old boy growing up, then you shouldn’t be surprised I’m afraid, to find yourself follicly challenged in later life. No matter. The question then becomes “Whatever can I do about this unenviable turn of events” The answer, after much deep thought and consideration my friends is this. Micheal Fabricant MP my dear boy! Ditch that Awful Wig and get you’re hair shaved off and stop talking, like most of your ilk do, about stuff you patently know nothing about.

You Cunt. xx

Nominated by: Baldieboyz

33 thoughts on “Michael Fabricant M.P. [3]

  1. If you bought a wig youd at least try and get one that looked natural wouldn’t you?
    Not Michael.

    Straight in with the Robert Redford xxxl.

    Bright yellow made for a much bigger man,
    It slips and rotated about on his little crabapple head.

    He doesn’t give a fuck.

    Hes also fond of depravity alledgedly.
    Roman in his approach to sexuality.

    Im surprised he doesn’t work as a scout leader or manage a boy band.

    Hes a bit of a Saville I’m guessing?

  2. No it must be real. How could you make a ridiculous wig like that and hope to find some cunt dumb enough to pay money for it? It’s a bit of a long shot isn’t it? No, it’s real and he’s as bent as a nine bob note.

  3. Some syrup that.

    Someone was taking the piss when they sold him that.

    About as convincing as dreads on Kojak.

  4. You see a lot of black ladies wearing wigs that don’t look right. The syrups have slipped backwards, presumably because of the weight, so they resemble a black Baldrick (from the third series). Surely they’d look better without this ridiculous cornrow lampshade balanced on top of their noggin.

  5. Maybe he nicked it off of fat Reg after an act of gross depravity and wears it as a trophy..

  6. He’d look better if he put the Axminster on the other way round to cover his ugly mug.

  7. Fabricunt’s hair is apparently real and not a wig. But he’s still a bit of a cunt for not getting a haircut.

    Despite the clownish look Fabricunt is a better MP than the likes of Grieve and Sourberries. He’s a Brexiteer and once shouted “ bollox” in Parliament over the speech of a whinging Remoaner.

    Shame about the silly hair.

    • He also once said of Yasmin Alibaba Brown that he would not appear with her in a debate because would either “end up with a brain haemorrhage or by punching her in the throat.”

      Fabricant also once shared a tweet depicting Suckdick in a sex act with a pig.

      Maybe he should join ISAC.

    • If Fabricunt’s hair is real, then the rest of him is false.
      He looks like that old bag Gail from Buggernation Street.

    • Looks like a syrup. Has he no self-awareness? Maybe he doesn’t have a mirror, like most of the Labour Party.

  8. I remember him on some news show talking about his pending naked bicycle ride.

    What a horror bag.

    Id like to see a full police investigation into Michael.
    Laptop seized
    Patio dug up
    Floorboards ripped up

    ‘Ive got a hunch’

  9. I think his hair looks rather stylish, like trump, phil spector, and captain caveman, I wouldn’t be surprised if he has to fight the birds off, or some curious men as well

  10. He says it’s not a wig but to me it’s the most ridiculous looking wig i’ve ever seen.
    He looks like the insane brother of Boris

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