Idiotic Baby Names

Parents Giving their Children Stupid Names

Elon Musk and his tart, Grimes, recently named their second child Exa Dark Sideræl, or “Y” for short (don’t ask because I don’t know!)

This follows on from another child of theirs called X AE A-XII, or “X” for short.

Musk also has 5 other children, Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon and Damian, most of which are at least remotely familiar.

Of course this stupid name calling isn’t a new thing. I’m sure most of us remember Bob Geldof naming his kids, Trixibelle, Peaches and Pixie with the late Paula Yates.

And there are plenty of other examples of celebs giving their kids stupid names purely for the attention, and with little thought for the poor kid stuck with a stupid name for the rest of its life.

But its not just celebs is it. Ordinary people are just as stupid. For example what are the odds that if your surname is King you’re going to name your child “Andrew” so as to make A King. Very original!
Or Hunt, and Mike.
Or File and Peter
Or Kerr and Ewan

I really don’t know what these parents were thinking at the time, but labeling your kid with a stupid fucking name is just asking for a lifetime of ridicule and bullying.

There is an exception of course, and that’s Lewis Hamilton – or Cunt for short!

Nominated by Technocunt

55 thoughts on “Idiotic Baby Names

  1. I might have said this before but it’s worth repeating, I was stood at a bus stop, this was about forty years ago, and a young woman with two kids was waiting there too. The boys were aged about six and three and were messing about. She said in a posh accent “Zane, take care of Cherokee”. I’d seen her before and there was nothing posh about her, she worked at the local chippy. When they’re that desperate for attention, I’d say they’ve got a psychiatric disorder rather than just a personality problem.

  2. Sound like a little legion of demons. Perhaps he’s hoping the latest one is the anti-christ.

    • I knew some gorgeous bird with massive norks once called Jo king. Honest. Her name was Josephine but no one said not tonight.. EVER

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