Dead Pool [241]

Congratulations to Deploy the Sausage who correctly predicted the next famous stiff would be Madeleine Albright the former US Secretary of State who died today from cancer aged 84.She was the first woman to serve in the role during the second half of the Clinton administration.Looked a bit like my Grandmother who is unfortunately unable to be picked as she is already dead and wasn`t famous.

On to Deadpool 241

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

53 thoughts on “Dead Pool [241]

  1. CW McCall (Dale Fries)
    Nigel Starmer Smith
    Barry Davies
    Connie Booth
    Raman Subba Row

  2. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Mr. Sausage 👍

  3. Mad Vlad
    Sleepy Joe
    Michael Heseltine
    Michael Parkinson
    Nicholas Witchell

  4. Frank Field
    Vladimir Zhirinovsky
    Alan Dean Foster
    George Pérez
    Richard Franklin (actor)

  5. Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic
    Robin Askwith

  6. Clint Eastwood
    Eric Clapton
    Beast of bolsover
    Marky Ramone
    Alexi navalny

  7. Thankyou. Thankyou.

    First I’d like to thank Madeleine, who made this all possible. *sob* after 7 years I’ve finally won the dead pool….
    *sob* *sob* *gush*
    I’d like to thank my family *sob* for helping me throughout the years and convincing me that this could be possible.
    I’d like to thank my fellow cunters for bestowing this great honour upon me.
    *sob* *gush*

    And like all winners of awards, I’d like to use this opportunity to express my views on the issue of climate change and the plight of the refugees…

    ….. I don’t give a flying fuck about either of them.
    Fuck refugees and bollocks to climate change.

    I’d also like to thank … *sob* *sob* ….
    … myself … *sob*

    Don’t think I’ve ever won anything before.

    …what do I win?

    Our undying love and respect. Now get off the stage you soppy old git – NA.

  8. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)

  9. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  10. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Deploy.

  11. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    John Pearson (Author)
    Paul Sorvino

  12. Benjamin Ferencz
    David Hockney
    Annette Crosbie
    Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan.

    Nice work Mr Sausage.

  13. President Zelensky
    Aleksandr Orlov
    Dick Strawbridge
    James Bolam
    Dave Lee Travis

    Good Shot,Deploy.

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