Comic Relief (6)

Be fair… it’s shit isn’t it?

Every year the chuggers wheel out a load a load of puerile, cheap telly courtesy of the BBC. It ain’t funny, it’s just a load of people arsing about to part us from our hard earned cash. Nationalised chugging persuading us to give money to spongers, third world dictators and people in famine and war zones breeding children when they should know better. How do they manage it? Anorexics don’t have children – their bits shut down. So how the fuck do they manage it in these third world shit holes?

As if we don’t pay enough in taxes in contributions to the overseas aid budget the biggest bunch of left-on virtue seeking wankers appears on our screens and airways, telling us to part with even more of our dosh.

Dick heads drive their cars around with stupid plastic appendages attached to the grill and others dress in fancy dress crap or bake cakes for ‘good causes’.

And do you know what really pisses me off about Red Nose Day? The fact that my grandchildren will be forced to join in at school today by a load of leftie teachers. Nobody should be forced to join in this shit or indoctrinated with propaganda in the schoolroom. Nobody. It’s not right.

Last year I made Mrs D a promise. I’ll donate £10 for, every time they make me laugh. Seemed fair and reasonable.

This year I’ll give them the same as I gave them last year. Sweet fuck all because, let’s me be honest, woke killed comedy and these cunts frankly just ain’t funny…

Nominated by Dioclese

81 thoughts on “Comic Relief (6)

    • A load of wank.
      The quality of the ‘humour’ is piss poor, mainly because these so-called celebs are doing it for nowt. There is no incentive to do a good job and it shows. Seems to me we have been donating to these failed, corrupt and useless regimes for an eternity, and what good does it achieve- fuck all. ‘Give a cunt a fish and he will stick it up his arse. Give him a fishing rod and he will stick the fish up his arse, together with the fish hook. A novel form of nutrition, mayhap?

  1. Terry was so giving in past shows after negotiations of course, about his fee for the evening
    He had em by the barnabbies and knew it
    They always agreed as Terry would make that figure for the “ poor children’s “ soar to record highs.
    He didn’t have jimmy as his sidekick if memory serves

  2. Sure I’ve mentioned this before but as age advances etc. Years back when the World was full of possibilities and you could take the piss out of men dressed as women and not get banged up. ‘Twas the time of the early red nose bollocks and chariddee was not the biggest business in town. Red Nose Day had come and gone with much supposed merriment thus a large number of plastic Red noses were available for bored persons such as my colleagues and myself to utilise in a way which would become the stuff of legend in the district. Washed
    dried, then coloured shit brown these recycled noses became like the mockingjay a symbol of the uprising ( yeah right ).
    Brown nose day, celebrated by the logistics team to the delight of the other departments and the total cuntishness of the useless management team. The wearing of the nose of brown was prohibited, all noses (brown) to be removed from the site under threat of suspension.
    Looking back, brown nose day made more sense than red nose day, still does I reckon.

  3. “The biggest threat to our society, we must fight “
    Jordan Peterson’s latest YouTube
    Liked by me for the honesty of his heart,
    because no tv tower, is controlling Jordan👍

  4. I’ve had more laughs flicking bits off my crusty cancerous helmet at the telly than anything these pathetic woke fucks carry out.

    In my younger days I shagged 20 women in one day…..Red Knob Day!

  5. Why the fuck would anyone watch a program hosted by that chippy, unfunny, CUNT, Sir Lenny Fucking Henry?

    • T.V by cunts for cunts. If they chopped Lenny’s head off onstage, I might be tempted to donate fuck all as usual. I’m no white saviour.

  6. Same old wankers under the impression that they are funny, how fucking wrong they are, that revolting pile of Lard, Lucas and his giant faggot of a chum, Williams, Chuck Bentdick Cumberbunch into the mix and there you have the formula for the worst Hi de Hi type comedy known to man, but No,wait, here comes for me the most detestable creature in captivity swaggering in acting as if he employs the Queen to clean his toilet, Lenny (Fucking) Henry.! This slab of shit makes the Baron Knights seem funny, and Oh the Arrogance of the man, the only way i would choose to see him would be through the sights of a hunting rifle.!

  7. Absolute fucking shite! But I’ll have you know that I take charity very seriously, and I stand by the sage words of Sir Lenny of Premier Inn. According to him, the n*gn*gs don’t need the white man to save them, so don’t give a single fucking penny. In fact I wouldn’t give the steam off two Ox carts laden with fresh dung!

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