Monthly Archives: January 2022

The Guardian (16)

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This rag really has no shame it seems. Once a well-respected voice for the underdog as ‘The Manchester Guardian’, over time it has descended into far-left insanity and a voice for the typical Islington millionaire champagne socialist.

Any publication that pays for the turd flinging level crazy views of the likes of Owen Jones, Seamus Milne and Ash Sakar has no credibility whatsoever.

But they’ve managed to surpass themselves. They beg for your hard-earned on their website and claim it is to keep up their fine standards of honest journalism. However, it seems if the narrative doesn’t suit, they just cancel the story now.

The rag has been running a poll for ‘Person of the Year 2021′. And it seems JK Rowling is way out in front.

Despite being a lefty herself, she had the temerity to state fascistic things, such as male rapists should not be allowed to say they identify as women and get access to women’s prisons. Or that it might be a bad idea to inject kids with puberty blockers.

So what has this rag done? Cancelled the entire poll, of course!

Yes, it seems if you’re losing the game, just stop playing and take the ball home with you is now the grown-up attitude to take.

Maybe this will now rub off on our footballers? This might give Gareth Wokegate the idea of getting his players to walk off the pitch when his team concedes a goal, as it hurt his and the players’ feelings. Mental health is so important. The ‘brave’ thing to do would be to walk off, surely?

Anyway I digress, but this is where we are it seems.

Cunts.

Breitbart News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

The Queen Mother

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Ever wondered just where the present Royal Family get their self-entitled attitude?….Look no further than the dumpy,dinner-lady looking,alcoholic, old Cunt herself,the queen mother……

RAF No Fly Zone News Story.

The RAF having to organise flights so as not to disturb the charmless old lush indeed…they should have told her to Fuck Off and scheduled low-level bombing runs over the fucking old trout’s lair..using Stukas fitted with those siren things…might have given the greedy old Bezzler a fucking gripper,with a bit of luck.

Wonder how the auld bitch got to be worth £70 million?….prostitution and benefit-fraud probably….although even a sex-starved Harvey Price would struggle to find the necessary to mount that old crone.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Teetotal

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I’ve drank since a youth of 12yrs.
Asking adults to go in the offey for beer as a nipper,
Then at 15yr in the boozer.

I’m at home in any pub,
Relaxed and hearty.
But of late I’m off my ale!!

Not sure why?
Am I ill?
Am I transitioning?
Maybe I’m late development gay?

I’ve loads of ale, mead, whisky in the house.
It leaves me flaccid.☹️

Something isn’t right.

I’ve no interest,
Cant muster the urge to pour one!
Every cunts bought me some for Christmas and l don’t really feel like it.
I’m becoming a bit Cliff Richard ?
Is this a phase?
Its certainly out of character.
Has this happened to anyone else?
And what’s the cure?
At this rate I’ll end up a ‘designated driver’!
I cant bear the stigma.

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Welsh language lessons for refugees

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A new year ‘fuck me whatever next’ for your perusal.

”Welsh language lessons for refugees and asylum seekers”

This would be funny except that one of the fucker mentioned lives in Newport. My home town.

”Xiao-Xia Chen, who is originally from China, but now lives in Newport, said Welsh was “difficult” but a “very special language”, having previously learned English and Mandarin.”

I left a long time ago but can honestly say that I never met anyfucker in Newport who spoke Welsh. If I go back now then Urdu, Pashti, Vietnamese, Polish etc are commonly heard. But still not Welsh. Never.

It seems the kids are taught Welsh in school, poor fuckers. What a monumental waste of education. Welsh for specialists and weirdos – fine. But wasting teaching resources so that the poor little fuckers can translate Tacsi and PoppityPing is a fucking tragedy.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Old Bill (Police [5])

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I’ve always been a law-abiding citizen. In seven decades on this mortal coil, my dealings with HM Constabulary consist of reporting the burglary of my house and my car being broken into, and witnessing a traffic accident. The behaviour of the police on these occasions was impeccable, and it’s no real surprise then that I’ve always subscribed to the ‘aren’t our police wonderful?’ school of thought.

Just lately however, I’m starting to have, shall we say, reservations about our police. Naturally we’ve all witnessed the ineptitude of the likes of Cressida Dickhead, and the vileness of Wayne Couzens;

News Story 1.

News Story 2.

But there also seems to be a relentless drip drip of stories relating to police incompetence, corruption and brutality. Here are just a few examples;

-Met. Police ‘institutionally corrupt’ says report; Independent, June 21
-Sussex officers convicted of assaulting teenage girl; IOPC, Dec 21
-Gtr. M’chester officer charged with conspiracy to commit corruption; M’chester
Evening News, Dec 21
-Officer sacked over social media sex images; BBC, Dec 21
-Ex-Gwent officer jailed for misconduct; S. Wales Argus, Dec 21
-PC jailed for attacking members of the public ‘found dead’; Eve. Standard, Dec 21

You get my drift. I recall the days of blue-uniformed George Dixon types patrolling the streets; many men and women who, I’m sure, did a really tough job honorably. No doubt there are many of their ilk still around, but there does seem to be an increasing reek of bad eggs about. I don’t know, maybe it’s just the relentless nature of the meeja these days, and that rotten underbelly has always been there.

Anyway, I sense with unease a growing disconnect between the police and the public, the opening up of a real ‘us and them’ divide which places the very principle of ‘policing by consent’ under threat. It’s a dichotomy; we NEED the police, but increasingly, it’s hard toTRUST them, and unfortunately, a lot of the responsibility for this can be laid at the door of the police themselves.

Oh, and they always used to say ‘if you want to know the time, ask a policeman’. I’d suggest that if you do, it might be wise to avoid these two likely lads;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neVa7PappvI

Just one sad example among many of an everyday, casual, disdainful assumption of authority, leading to an unlawful abuse of police power against a citizen committing no offence. They do it because they think they can get away with it, and that’s a cunt.

Evening all.

Nominated by: Ron Knee (Cunter of the Year 2021)