Marks and Spencer (2) Cancels Midgets

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My first cunting is this: Marks and Spencer (Welcome to ISaC and your first cunting – Day Admin)

They are changing the name of Midget Gems because it could offend people. How fucking stupid can they be?

Next will be dark chocolate, then white chocolate, then chocolate.
So just point at it. Then it will be pointing!

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: Attrix

And here’s another one, this time from Liberal Liquidator

More M&S Wokery.

Do M&S actually spend their time selling overpriced pretentious food and sensible pants anymore or fighting the ridiculous culture wars and kowtowing to whiney bedwetters? They have decided to rebrand the sweets Midget Gems as ‘Mini Gems’ to avoid causing offence following a single complaint from disability campaigner Dr Erin Pritchard who said the name amounted to “hate speech”.

What kind of a cunt gets offended by this? One who is looking to make a name for themselves on social media probably. Why not rename Smarties for offended stupid people or pick out the black jelly babies (actually I used to do that anyway)
Rather than ignoring this nutter and people like them, they fold like the England Ashes team.

Time to grow up.

BBC News Link

Bit of a bad start to the new year for M&S. Here’s another cunting, this time from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Get a fucking life.

No, not you fuckers but fuckers like this:

”A shopper is fuming at an “outrageous” Marks and Spencer chocolate product, which he claims is sexist.
The product in question was a Where’s Wally advent calendar depicting a cramped skiing scene.”

How many of these cunts are there who get ‘outraged’ by fuckall but then get disproportionate coverage? In this case ‘Where’s fucking Wally’ for fuck sake.
Lefties, trannies, effniiks, peacefuls, middle class metro ponces – They get offended or ‘outraged’ over some minor bullshit and then the media will give them oxygen.

And M&S – the malefactors in this case, said this:-

”An M&S spokesperson said: “We are grateful for the customer’s feedback and will pass it on to our product team so it can be taken into account ahead of next Christmas.”

A spokesman for ISAC said -‘ Fuck off you pathetic fuckmonkey and get a life ahead of next Christmas’

MSN News Link

and supported by Onceacuntalwaysacunt

I’d like to second this nomination but on a slightly different angle as aimed at those pedantic cunts that like to argue over basically nothing.

There was a video on YouTube on Alex Belfield’s site about some effnick who was so poor she had to eat a tin of dog food as she had no food.

I pointed out that for 20p you can get 500g spaghetti £1 for four tins of tomatoes and £1 for a couple of tins of tuna or maybe £2.50 for 500g of mince.

Some cunt replies “ooh where are we? In the 80’s for the price of tuna?” or something to that effect.

Well you fucking pedantic cunt, in Aldi it’s £2.39 for 4 tins so yes roughly 50p a tin and no we are not in the 80’s!!!

 

79 thoughts on “Marks and Spencer (2) Cancels Midgets”

  1. Tuna is cheap, mince is cheap, pasta is cheap, I can make 3/4 decent meals for a few pounds.

    Marks and Co are a disgrace, all they are doing by kissing the ass of the odd one is pissing off their bread and butter customers.

    There should be a campaign to boycott Marks for being woke.

    Cunts

    • The prices of real food is why I could never get behind Sir Marcus Rashford’s crusade to feed da kids.

      Vegetables cost pennies, meat is cheap enough if you look for it – I suspect hard-working Mrs Rashford couldn’t be arsed to cook and didn’t fancy the price of readymeals.

      Even then, most supermarkets do a hot service of chiggun wings for under a quid so even the plantation poor don’t have to go to bed hongree.

      Nah, bollocks to it – we’ll all pay, we do for everything else.

      • MBE@ – I know some backroom people at Old Trafford – Rashford had been paid half a million Pounds by Manchester United by the time he was 16, had permanent access to free restaurants and dieticians and never “had to eat off picnic tables” or “be too poor to afford a loaf of bread” – he is a fucking liar.

      • Marcus Rashford is absolutely shit at football.
        That’s the one and only thing that the useless cunt should really be concerned with.
        Not feeding the five thousand.

        * apparently it’s Manchester United’s fault that he’s shite and not his, according to some reports though.

      • I was involved in the construction of his first house on Stanhope Rd in Bowden, Altrincham. VF.

        A very desirable area with plenty of Premier League neighbours (cunts)

        He was 19 at the time and paid £1.75m off plan. Not bad for an impoverished kid ‘from da street, in it’.

        It really was a beautiful place but quite a tight plot, you’d want a bit more land for your buck but I’m splitting hairs!

        I understand he only lasted there for just over a year and moved on without needing to sell it.

        And it’s utter fucking bollocks that he went without. He was ‘signed’ by Man U at the age of 8 and very much seen as a big part of their future.

        Could you imagine the youth setup overlooking his diet???

        ‘Hey Marcus why you running like Eddie Yates?’, ‘well boss me mam can’t afford to feed me’.

        Fuck off. It’s beyond laughable.

    • I agree, food can be cheap. Our Sunday lunch was a turkey roast dinner. I popped to Tesco 27th December. Picked up 3 decent turkey crowns for £17. I halved each one and froze them. So yesterdays dinner cost under £3 for the meat, veg was courtesy of 19p Christmas deals at Lidl, so I guess under £1. A box of Aldi stuffing at 30p ish. Plus there’s another roast dinner each for today and probably enough turkey for Tuesday. Cunts can’t manage money nowadays.

    • Will they re-issue gems as Dwarf Gems ?.Disproportionate Gems, Vertically Challenged?….the opportunities for marketing are enormous

  2. Im perpetually offended by the perpetually offended. Its time for selective nuking or baking in Unkle Terrys industrial grade oven of these whiners. Im sure no one will miss them.

  3. These laughable cunts always wail about Hate Speech.

    I wonder how they would have coped with a Banzai charge by a battalion of enraged Japanese Imperial Marines on Saipan?

    My suspicion is that these midget mithering cunts simply need gassing.

    • Yes. One could say this midget mithering is by cunts with ‘midget’ mentalities. Perhaps we should cancel the existence of ‘midget submarines’ famed for their exploits.

  5. They might ban “dark chocolate ” but, never white.. “Whitey’s” are there to be offended. Remember all the ill’s of the world are “Whitey’s ” fault

  6. Black Jacks! We will have to change the name of ‘snuff films’ next in case we offend the relatives of the deceased actress….CUNTS! And what about ‘bad lolly’? My wifes GP is called Dr Monsur Badlolly….is he gonna change his name?? Fuck knows. CUNT!

  9. Will I still be able to get my “Monga Mints”,”Spazza Straws” and “Cripple Crunch”?

    • I sent a lad who worked for me into a sweet shop run by 2 old Dears…he wasn’t the brightest and I told him to ask for a quarter of Clitoris Allsorts….out he came and said they didn’t have any…I told him to go back in and ask again….the rest of us were sat in the vehicles laughing when he came back out again accompanied by one of the Old Dears…she came right up to me, told me in a quivery voice that I was a ” horrible,nasty Man” and walked away without a backward glance…quite spoiled my fun,the po-faced old Trout.

      • You´re a cruel man Dick Fiddler. This incident reminds me of when I started a Saturday job at a factory while still at school and my boss sent me to the paint store area to get a gallon tin of tartan paint. Guffaws and jeers everywhere directed at puir wee Polly. I´ve never got over it and still wake up crying the middle of the night calling for my teddy bear.

      • -sky hooks
        -spirit level bubble
        -left handed screwdriver

        All apprentice’s are fair game👍

    • How do afro haircuts react to Curly-Wurlies?

      All bollocks, from Liverpool No-Hope University.

  10. Where’s Tom Cruise gonna shop now?
    Inside the burnt, hollowed out skull of the one cunt who complained?
    I would spend the rest of my life buying the products of ANY company that said “shut up you fucking nutcases, stick your whining up your arse and if you don’t like it don’t bother shopping here”.
    But I imagine the Karen or soyboy who complained never actually visits Marks and Spencer..

  12. “Dr” Erin Pritchard is not a medical doctor but a lecturer in Disability and Education at that august institute Liverpool Hope University.

    An excerpt from her CV: “My research interests are based with (sic, my emphasis) Disability Studies and human geography. Currently I am examining the social and spatial experiences of people with dwarfism, as well as cultural representations of dwarfism. Publications include:
    Pritchard, E. (forthcoming) Get down on your knees: representing the seven dwarfs in the pantomime. Disability Studies Quarterly.”

    Check her out if you want to hire her for your next pantomime. Sorry I can´t help you choose the dame as I believe Fat Reg will not be available.

    Staff Index Import – Liverpool Hope University

    • “based with” brings to mind the morons who say “bored of”. And as for people called “doctor” because they have a PhD in talking bollocks; our elder daughter is a doctor, i.e. she looks after sick people. Liverpool Hope (Hahaha!) was cobbled together out of a trio of third rate teacher training colleges by a bunch of christians. Tells you all you need to know really.

    • I’ve just been doing a similar bit of background MP.

      I think it’s fair to say she’s a little trouble maker with a chip shop on her shoulder. Apparently she wrote to a myriad of supermarkets and shops to make her point and only M&S responded.

      How to spot a company in terminal decline desperate to grab the agenda…..

      Now I have to declare my hand here, I really shouldn’t do this but I can’t help but giggle at the ‘little people’, there’s a side of me that believes they have special powers but I have nothing to base it on other than something I witnessed around 30 years ago.

      Leaving work one fine summer evening I witnessed the Hilarious spectacle of a little person repeatedly walking into the window of Gregory and Poritts in Bolton.

      Any ‘normal’ person would have gone through it but not this chap. He just kept bouncing off it and rolling over.

      It’s been pointed out to me that he probably didn’t have the mass to break through the glass but as far as I’m concerned that’s bollocks.

      Little people rock, and roll as it happens.

  14. good nom, i cant help but notice in the pic mini gems also have less actual sweets in the bag, so i hope the sawn off,short arsed,knee high mother fuckers are pleased with themselves.
    Thanks to the midget cunts we now get a short measure of sweets, well done knomes, now go back to your toadstool with your fishing rod and shot the fuck up….
    Offended by the word midget….runts i mean cunts

  15. Fucking hell, anything to do with sweets in the news or conversation always bores me to shit. There’s a podcast I listen to with these two guys who moan about the state of Britain, basically they blame immigrants 80% of the time and the other night, they went on for about ten minutes on that old chestnut: nostalgia for old sweets. Oh fuck me, enough of that tedious topic. The past is over, we are in a new age now. I love the past, but banging on about it won’t bring it back, and that’s good. We are a novelty-seeking species, we seek new ideas, we seek new creations, we seek hidden truths. Life is change, always has been, always will be. The Earth is filled with fossils. So get used to change or step aside!

  18. My mate had an MG Mîdget and I’m going to cancel him now. How dare he? Hurting the feelings of these hilarious, little, diddy men, doing their rolly-pollies, their panto work, their Speaker-of-the-House duties. Honest work.

    • I had an MG Midget in 1976. Collected it in person, brand new from the factory in Abingdon. Crap it was.

    • ‘pandering to the tiny minority…’

      Got to believe that you meant that one CS lol!

      Great cuntings, and welcome to the IsAC loony bin Attrix.

  20. The scene: 2-3 seconds long.
    2 men (one black, one white) in their 40s are at the kitchen island sipping morning coffee gazing at each other. One is seated. 2 mixed race kids run in, one with a picture they drew. Theny set down their coffees and light up with joy as they lovingly embrace their children.
    Doesn’t matter what is being advertised this short scene is used over and over with some variation but always the same implication.

    This shit makes steam whistle from my knob!

    • they never mention who’s minge these little tarbrushes fall out of, presumable these fudge packers are just shitting out kids from their arseholes now

  21. Of course M&S dropped the ‘St Michael’ brand some years ago. A spot of foresight on their part, I’d say. If they’d kept it, they’d have to drop it now as it would be deemed offensive to the carpet kissers, what with it’s Christian connotations.
    It could be construed as being offensive to the bog trotters as well.
    As long as outfits like M&S kowtow to the professionally offended there will be no end to this nonsense. Giving in only encourages the cunts.

  22. I sense the stumpy fingered hand of Warwick Davis at work here.
    He doesn’t like other midgets earning a few hundred quid during panto season,
    But alright for him to earn a fortune in them Harry potter films.
    He also resents the victim status of the Ducky types, and ethnics.
    He wants midget empowerment.
    I like a good midget,
    If you kick one its 6years good luck!
    But just because the others in the circus are getting militant doesn’t mean midgets should cop a attitude.
    One mouths off to me?
    Id stick the little cunt in a suitcase an throw him in the Mersey.

      • There’s a community in China that’s just dwarfs. They look really happy. That’s the future – forming communities of like-minded people, because we get so wound up by “others” these days. My community? Just me, all you other billions of cunts can fuck off forever! Just joking, I honestly don’t know who’d I’d like to commune with on a daily basis. That’s why the interwebz is so great, you can bail out of a conversation when you get bored or irritated. Face-to-face life is filled with endless pitfalls now that we’ll move towards some other type of society this century. We used to live in tribes of 30-80 people, orgies, shamans and we’ll end up going back to that in a digital form, I reckon.

  23. love midget gems, black ones are cannibal pigmies, orange ones are oompaloompas, green ones are warrick davies in a frog suit…snow white will boycott M&S

  25. Buch of cunts, back in the day when I used to go football, one of the lads was a dwarf. This is a person who as stunted arms and legs rest of them are normal sized. He was a bit of a piss head, handle was SMURF, fucking loved it. Midgets are very small people. Much prefer the name STUNTED CUNT GEMS.

    • I think you hit the nail on the head; its not about midgets vs minis at all, its about getting publicity, the cynical cunts.

      M&S can do one. I bet all their clothes, furniture and homewares are Made in Chyna. So woke, yet apparently oblivious to all the stuff they sell in plastic or with a gazillion airmiles on it. Do they think we were born yesterday? Yes they do.

  28. There a easy way to resolve this.
    These fuckin midgets,
    Little time bandits fuckers,
    Are upset over the name ‘midget gems’ on sweets in the shops?

    Put them on the topshelf.

    None the wiser.
    Little moaning short arses.

    • As far as I can make out Miserable, only one person has actually complained, some ‘academic’ from Liverpool Polytechnic (formerly Ali’s Cash and Carry).

  29. I would actually be interested to know how many vertically challenged people there are in the UK, and exactly what their spending power is.
    I would then measure that with a poll amongst M&S shoppers, to see if they agree with this one person. They are all about 70, don’t give a fuck, apart from the office workers who nip in for some sushi, or a tofu and beetroot baguette, who are too busy to fart, let alone answer a question.

  30. The UK is going spastic woke. It actually makes my blood boil. Surely there must have been a vote on this, and if so, how the fucking fuckstick did this get the go-ahead? What the fuck next?

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