Cyclists are and will always be cunts, also government schemes for these wankers are proving to be a waste of time.
While Boris and his chain of fools are altering the highway code giving these lycra clad fuck monkeys right of way in the daftest situations, to the point where we will see lots of badly injured cyclists, hit and runs and crash for cash claims.
Anyway, even by putting in cycle lanes, widening pavements and losing road lanes to make the space, these dozey twats ignore that and still ride in the road, except now they are in the middle of the lane doing their best to hold up the traffic and yet when they come to a red light they then go strait through without a care in the world.
This is going to end in tears I suspect,they are still the softest thing on the road and are going to find that with the state of modern driving they really are putting themselves in harms way.
I’m going to watch ensuing carnage with interest, if there is a saving grace I think the culling of cyclists is going to be new sport for motorists.
Sheer madness!!
Obviously a diagnosed cyclepath.
Ahem
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Psychlepath!
That took me three tries
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With all the dooshkas and dinghy riders driving around like nutters on a foreign or no licence at all, I think you’d have to be a fucking mental to ride a push bike on the roads. Particularly in a city like London.
Didn’t mind the odd scenic bike ride as a much younger man, but it was always on a Sunday morning and almost no fucker was on those roads anyway.
Riding a push bike to work in rush hour traffic in London?
You’re asking to be turned into jam.
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Saw four of these wankers Friday cycling on icy roads, fucking knob heads. Fucking gesturing me to stop. Fuck off you cunts.
When the cunts pay road rent and have insurance and stop riding like cunts, I might hear you out. As for this new law in the highway code, it will all end in tears. Any cyclist who will not use the cycle lane when one is there should be shot.
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A cunting that needed to cunted. Idiotic beyond the power ten
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I experienced exactly the same thing last year, on a trip dahn sarf- a brand new, well signposted cycle way, a group of lycra cunts wobbling on pushbikes, holding up a busy carriageway š
This isnāt Holland-Brits are fat, lazy cunts, who drive everywhere or get counts to deliver everything.
Or is that what these cycle routes are for? Delivery cyclists for the plebs, whilst our Jewish led, New World Order, keep the highways for their exclusive useš
(That should keep certain IsACāers entertained)
Morning allš
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Cycle lanes I interpret as a bin.
Its where you dump old screws and nails and bags of dog shit, long lenths of old wire.
Cyclists pay fuck all in the upkeep of the road, no tax, no insurance, but treated like fuckin royalty by politicios like that green cunt Boris.
Fuck that.
Costs a fortune to have a vehicle on the road and I want my moneys worth.
Some budding Bradley Wiggins wants to go underneath my vehicle?
Feel free.
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@CG
Never see jews on bicycles do you?
Notice?
Is it because the hats blow off?
The beards get trapped in the chain?
Or is it the aerodynamics concerning the nose?
Start to do wheelies at a certain speed?
Like a green kosher concorde.
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That famous hill where they filmed the Hovis add?
You roll a pound coin down that and a Jewish tourist would break records, chasing the fuckerš
*Jewish IsACāers, Mossad & JDL-this is a joke.
I love Woods Allen. The Asian adopted-daughter grooming cuntš
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Mnc@ Woody Allen and the Jews are behind this! šš
And our favourite cheerful businessman Lord Sugar is an avid cyclist – all the evidence we need!
And I notice I don’t spot any of these MAMIL softies out when ir’s pissing down and blowing a gale when I am out on the bike – the fkin girls!
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Foxy@
Someone on here once said maliciously that jews invented fish and chips!!!
I was outraged!
Only a Englishman could of invented that greatest of dishes.
This claiming credit for other peoples inventions,
Is why im a holocaust denier.
š
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Outrageous MNC, to mock the Holocaust like that.
Have you no shame? 200,000 people died!
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Oh and within a few months after these two wheeled wasps have gotten out of ICU I will enjoy seeing them compete in wheelchair basketball.
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I suspect Princess Nut Nuts is behind the idea.Turning green.Burn her.Witch.
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Quite so. Boris is an innocent, he didn’t even know what his own lockdown rules were, ffs! So no way can he be held responsible for the government’s Green agenda, he’s too busy being photographed on bicycles to have time for that sort of caper, even if he wanted it which I imagine he doesn’t.
No, the real villains of the piece are Miss Carrie and her father-in-law “Crusty” Stan Johnson who Boris definitely wouldn’t take any notice of, would he?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9208533/Boris-Johnsons-father-Stanley-lands-new-eco-role-pushing-PM-green-taxes.html
Just cos Boris is Prime Minister doesn’t mean he has any say in Government policy.
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I cannot decide is she Grotbags or Zelda from Terrahawks?
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She got Brexit over the line and threw Northern Ireland under the bus along with the fishermen /fisherwomen /fishergender-neutrals, so can’t be all bad.
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Can she be both?A split personality
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I’m not sure whether pushbikers are the bravest of people or just fucking stupid. I know that I wouldn’t dare wobble my way through artics,vans,drivers on mobile-phones etc on a fucking pedal-bike but after speaking to a couple of them, I’m leaning more towards bothersome Wankers too stupid to realise that however much ” in the right” they may be,getting squashed into the tarmac isn’t going to count as a victory for them……a victory for the driver,sure enough,but no triumph for the bloody pile of lycra whose final words were ” That wagon should have seen me attempting to jump the red-light by shooting up his blind-side”.
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Dff@ Just fkin stupid I’m afraid – they think their shield of smug entitlement will protect them.
An endless supply of organ doners though! š
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Next, councils will draw up plans for horse lanes, electric scooter lanes, and wheelchair lanes, to add to cycle and bus lanes.
It won’t be long before drivers are pushed out of the equation completely. You only have to look at so-called smart motorways and the lack of a hard shoulder to know that councils and highway authorities don’t give a fuck about drivers apart from them paying taxes and fuel duty.
Toll roads and congestion charges only add to the problem, unless you’re a rich cunt. Which is probably the ultimate goal anyway
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‘Horse lanes, electric scooter lanes and wheelchair lanes’.
Don’t forget Sinclair C5 lanes as well, Techno.
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Half the fuckers round here ride on the pavement anyway cunts
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The ones who boil my piss are the cunts who go pavement/road at random. CUNTS
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Cycling is the future for the plebs whether you like it or not. The ruling elites know it, I know it, every cunt with eyes and a brain can see it coming. The roads need to be left empty for the rich to drive their electric cars without peasants getting in the way.
Itās for your own good…….and to save the planet, obviously.
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I think Iāve said this also before Mr Frog.
Itās all part of the āplanā and they are already scheming the next part of the reset, this will be a hyper inflation/green/no power mix of disasters fostered upon the weak minded and gullible.
This time however they will have a slightly more useful idiot in No.10, an idiot with a bit more attention to detail and whose staff wonāt get caught partying whilst we are all reduced to medieval peasants and surfs.
Itās what Carrire, George, Klaus and Gates wantsā¦
Off now to go cycling.
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It’s all well and good having a sporting hobby,I enjoy hiking and scotch for instance.
Pretending Britain is like california is sheer idiocy.
No cunt is going to get off the settee to go peddling about in a gale,never mind psychotic Hungarian hgv drivers,drug men in sports cars and brown unlicensed vermin spoiling the roads.
All this green charade is a fuckwits charter.
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Agreed Unkle
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Hull has been fucked up and gridlocked thanks to new cycle lanes. Which are mostly empty.
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Youāre not wrong about Hull. I was leaving work in Hull a few weeks ago and they were discussing this on Humber radio. The cyclists loved it, the two that called in, everyone else hated it. A taxi driver was losing his sit about it. Turns out the council did it then had the consultation.
One cyclist for every 1000 vehicles maybe but the Lycra clad cunts get priority. Typical local council bollocks!
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Hull is fucked up full stop.
Who would have cream telephone boxes for a start?
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I bet Little Greta wanks herself silly every day and night when she sees:-
more and more people forced off the roads,
forced to ditch their petrol/diesel cars,
forced to turn off the central heating,
forced to stay at home rather than fly abroad;
forced to work from home,
forced to ditch meat and go vegan,
and forced to pay green taxes to subsidise all those countries who told her to fuck off, not change their ways and are the real polluters anyway!
Cunt!
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Tie ickle Greta to a lamp post and drive over her in a steamroller
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Can you imagine another world conference similar to COP26, where thousands of dignitaries, advisors and other chinless pen-pushers have to cycle round on bikes rather than chauffeur driven limos!
Imagine Biden wobbling around on two wheels (probably need stabilisers); with a hundreds of bodyguards in tow also on bkes!
Never gonna happen of course because these cunts, along with celebs and Greenies are exempt because they’re special!
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For me, a cyclist is an aspiring bonnet mascot / organ doner.
Morning all.
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Most worthy and excellent comment
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Get that man a drink.
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But they will have you on camera
Youāre on camera Iām putting it on you tube
The wankers will still be saying it when in intensive care ffs stupid ideas with no common sense
Hate driving or even going to Londonistab on dinghy Thames but on a bike
Mentally ill cunts with cameras
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Cycle lanes are a lefty thing – think Islington Council – who have a hatred of cars that is irrational. Used to be 20 is plenty – I swear they want to bring in 10mph. Cunts.
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The one thing about cyclists is this….Cycling pell mell on the pavements weaving between pedestrians.
And this
Cycling on pavements switching and weaving onto roads.
and this
Silent speed coming up on unwarned pedestrians
Cyclist need to be licensed, insured and subject to safety and liability.
In the meanwhile, a barb wire necklace should be in possession at all times when encountering these cunt!
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I see that Olympic wanker Chris Boardman is promoting more cycling and more cycling infrastructure.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60092864
For a start, we donāt need more of the unruly, unregulated cunts. Secondly, we donāt need more cycle lane projects spunking tax payers money when it could be better used elsewhere. The town centre where I live is small enough for a cyclist to dismount, and walk from one side to the other in five minutes or less. But no, our cuntcil has decided to cone off lanes, even near the fucking train station, so these suicidal twats can cycle it in three minutes instead. Fuck you Boardman. You preaching steroid taker (allegedly)
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And whilst Iām on the subject. Why do the Lycra loons, who give off an air of physical and environmental superiority, choose to dress up and emulate participants in a sport where the vast majority are drug takers? Itās a bit like turning up at your local athletics club wearing a Ben Johnson T shirt.
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Cunts who cycle on pavements should have a baseball bat facial as punishment.
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Yep!
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Yeah, Boardman you cunt! And stop going on and on about zee bloody Germans bombing your chip shop. Youāre not funny!
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It was the āFokkerāsā, apparently š
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It’s all part of the inevitability of developing policies supporting the environmental narrative. From what You see and hear there is implicit intent to remove the gen pop from practically all modes of long range personal transport. You can witness it all over the place with the banning of non commercial motorised vehicles (incl. EV’s). London, Birmingham, York etc … even the smaller towns are expanding the pedestrian only areas massively denying access to cars. Councils are selling off car parks to resident/commercial developers. Unfortunately, it’s not coming, it’s here … right now … and it’s only going to get worse … a lot worse. Those of us that are petrolheads have a few years left before taxation and access limitation destroys what remains of a once enjoyable lifestyle. Fuck em … I’m out on my planet burner today š„š„š„š
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If cyclists and vegan types want to save the planet and be green get a vasectomy, thus meaning a less populated planet meaning less emissions, then there would be plenty of room on the highways and byways for your cuntish hobby/lifestyle, and room for ānormal people in vehiclesā, but that affects them personally, Iāve got 4 kids but I donāt bang on about my tree hugging virtue , you faux, selfish cunts!!!!
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Off Topic-
Ex tory minister Nusrat Ghani said she was told she lost her job due to her ‘muslimness’.
Saying that it made other ministers uncomfortable.
Its her cultural right to say
Lets blow up a load of kids at a concert
Or lets allow taxi grooming gangs to rape with impunity,
Maybe her insisting on bringing a backpack to meetings caused concern?
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Sheās right. It certainly makes me fucking uncomfortable. They are culturally incompatible guests in this country and have no place in government as far as Iām concerned.
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And they’re not guests either, the cunts are invaders at best and very much guilty of sedition. And that’s without them raping underage white girls.
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I donāt believe her. Typical taqiya cunt.
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Mnc@ – Ghani GOT her job due “to her muslimness” – put her on a bike in front of a bunch of left turning lorries!
Neve see the pyjama invaders on a bike do you?
The bouncing about could play havoc with an IED..
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Despicable cunts, I loath the two wheel twats, wobbling about with their shaved legs on a childās toy. Giving these entitled cunt another reason to feel entitled is just plain wrong.
As for eco friendly, how many times do you see an expensive cycle carrier strapped to the back of a large car or a dirty van?
Fuck them.
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I see a lot of young cyclists about but they’re not on ‘racers’ and they’re not wearing lycra. They’re on battered old pushbikes wearing hoodies and tracky bottoms. Wobbling about on their drug run.
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Cyclists fall into two categories.
Category one :- Kids. Ladies nipping to the shops on a Raleigh Wayfarer. Them mountain bike madmen that jump over rocks going downhill. These in this category are all tolerable.
Category two:- Cuntish grown men in lycra with shaved legs, on road bikes, who intentionally seem to piss the motorist off. These are all cunts.
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Dickvandyke@ – I have given up on the downhilling – whacked a tree, fked my back and smashed the front of the bike to bits – I just do point to point trail riding off road now – less painful!
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Yes, Iāve always admired those downhill madmen.
I could never have been so brave to do that.
I fucked myself racing sidecars.
Been paying the price for years.
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All part of the āwar on the motoristā.
I think this started under BLiar, with the M4 ābus laneā (that buses couldnāt get into because of the congestion but exempted cars – like government vehicles maybe – could use to sail past the traffic queues).
I used to commute into a busy town past a roundabout that was a real log jam. It had bus lanes, that you never saw a bus in, and aerial cycle ways that you never saw a bike on. Must have cost Ā£millions. I have a photographic memory of it all having spend hours stuck at this roundabout in stationary traffic.
Iām glad I donāt commute in gridlock anymore – itās continually getting worse. Plus all the fuckwit policies that are being lined up to fire at us:
Petrol and diesel cars to be banned;
ULEZ zones to be proliferated fining everybody but rich middle class Tesla drivers Ā£100s;
āSmart motorwaysā designed for foreign truck drivers to run you over if you have to stop for a puncture;
CCTV and speed cameras everywhere so you definitely canāt catch up on time if you are lucky enough to find a clear piece of road – and, if you do get caught speeding, watch out because itās viewed as one of the most serious crimes out there despite being a victimless cash cow;
And, never forget, we have virtually the most expensive fuel on the bloody planet thanks to 75% of the cost at the pump being tax and which the government crow about being so much lower than it could be because they should really have ramped the tax up to stratospheric heights by now.
This year is going to be a real cunt. On top of all this we are going to see tax rises (you just wait for your next council tax bill) and rampant inflation unseen since the 1970s because the Bank of England have been told not to control it.
Just how far will UK plebs be pushed before they start protesting? To the point of death probablyš
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I suspect riots soon
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The only thing these new rules of the highway (I read through them) will do is to make the cunts into bigger cunts.
The nom says it all about the self import fuckers, āI never asked for a cycle lane so why should I use itā
All part of the ānewā world agenda, make driving a car as difficult as possible.
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‘Cyclists are and always will be cunts’.
Says it all in one short sentence.
I think you’re right Sick; this is all part of a strategy to make it as difficult and expensive as possible for the ordinary punter to run a car.
Morning all.
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I’m fed up with cycle lanes, all of which are populated by aggressive weirdos content to mow down pedestrians whist shouting foul mouthed abuse at them.
Cyclists are cunts. If I had my way they’d all be incinerated.
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Part of the ānew rulesā states that on shared pathways cyclists have to defer to pedestrians, yes that will never happen š
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You’re right. The poor old pedestrian is always forgotten.
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Before I lost some weight cyclists used to have to treat me like an immoveable object, I suspect I am now fair game.
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I had a pushbike once – then I grew up. This occurred when I was about 12 (I think) and I haven’t been near one of the stupid toys since.
I’m over 60 now, so access to my real car will likely see me out. It’s going to get quite interesting in the next few years. I don’t live in the third world shitehole of Londonistan, or in any of its wannabes. Where I am, I don’t see that many pushbikes. Most of those I do see though are ridden by those truly sad lycra clad losers who – poor misguided fools! – imagine that the sane and rational who prefer cars in some perverse way envy them!!?
Not really what it is they imagine I might envy?
I don’t now why suckdick khunt is so obsessed with chasing cars out of london. Give it another ten years and it will probably be indistinguishable from genuine third world shiteholes like Paris or Brussels. You’d probably need a tank to get across all the holes in the roads anyway.
“the cunts into bigger cunts”. I think that’s an ontological argument “a cunt than which no greater cunt be conceived”.
I think there is a “cunt horizon” somewhere – hold on, isn’t that the M25?
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You wouldn’t believe what they’ve done to our town centre, digging up the roads and pavements. Now we have all these green cycle lanes and crossings and painted instructions on them, and probably one cyclist comes along every half hour. Must have cost millions. Of course there’s only one traffic lane now instead of two, so there’s always queues at the lights. Does anyone gain from all this?
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“Does anyone gain from all this?”
Given that the internal combustion engine is running at minimal efficiency when stuck behind a pushbiking cunt at 0 to 20 mph, or in a snarlup resulting from removing a lane for said cunt, that should be fairly obvious. The oil companies.
Law of Unintended Consequences, eh, greenies?
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