(Here’s something different for your Saturday Night entertainment! – Day Admin)

I’ll start this nom. with an admission. When it comes to pursuing the many and varied delights offered by what the tabloids coyly refer to as ‘romping’, I’ve availed myself at any opportunity which presented itself. I’m sure most people do the same; it’s normal, an essential part of what makes us human (This also includes perverts, degenerates and other associated deviants on ISAC – Day Admin).

It’s also probably the case that at some point, a potential experience brings with it a feeling of extreme trepidation. There’s a line to cross, and you have grave misgivings as to whether or not a particular pursuit is really for you.

I came to my line a short while ago. The wife passed me her laptop and said ‘have a look at these. Would you fancy giving it a go if I sent off for a set?’.

It turned out that she was looking at a site selling what are called ‘urethral sounds’. I’m sure you’ll all have a pretty good idea of what these devices are for, but anyone requiring further details might like to consult the link;  (Notice: Link shows sex aids, just in case there are people hovering over your shoulder as you read this – Day Admin)

News Link

Now here’s an opportunity to sample something new, but I’ll state that frankly, the very thought makes my eyes water. I mean, who thinks up these things in the first place? They look like medieval instruments of torture to me.

‘Moan out in harmonious pleasure’ says the ad  I’d say that there’s an equal chance of one or other of us ending up writhing about on a trolley in A and E as a result of this indulgence; and think of the humiliation to boot.(Like this poor sod  Arse Dildos   – DA)

Thanks dear, but it looks like a bit of a cunt, so I’ll give it a swerve.

(Well, at least let me think about it…)

Nominated by: Ron Knee