The Halifax BS

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It’s a cunt thing – The Halifax

(Sorry admin, can’t post a link on my phone)

I am sick to death of being exposed to a recent advert for this bunch of insensitive cunts. It’s not bad enough that they portray the UK as some sort of great big melting pot of shite – they have stooped lower than that.

Said advert features and old bloke obviously in the vets, thanking his beloved man’s best friend for everything it’s done, before it gets put down. Having had to do that to a loyal canine companion about a year ago, I can tell you, it was not something to be taken lightly – how these emotionally unintelligent dullards can think it’s OK to exploit such subject matter is beyond me.

Perhaps next time the advert will feature a stillborn child or some such? It’s a cunt thing.

Nominated by: Sedgewick Jellyman

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56 thoughts on “The Halifax BS”

  2. I am still awaiting the one where that lanky knee-grow “Howard” goes to the Doctors, to be informed he has sickle-cell😀👍

    • I quite liked the Howard ads, what a nerd! I could watch them and think
      ” Praise the Lord, I’m not a Howard”

  3. All banks are cunt factories.

    They can’t advertise their interest rates for savings because they are non existent.
    So they have to have stuff like dogs getting put to sleep or street poets reciting shite.

  4. The advert featuring the header pic was quite funny, not only did the Halifax tick the female box and the ethnic box, they managed to find one with a speech impediment, the marketing team must have been creaming their little panties 😂

  5. Are all Halifax’s staffed by gap toothed negroes?
    Its not enticing me to change banks.
    Upsetting me with dead dogs wont sway me either.
    If I want someone to take care of both my hard earned and illicit earnings I want someone who looks the part!
    Swiss or jewish.
    Not someone who looks more at home boiling a missionary in a cauldron.

    • Or perhaps a Jock like me picking a farthing out of a piss trough or horse apple.
      G’day Mid.

      • Evening Shackles 👍
        Yeah perfect combination for a banker,
        Tight as fuck scots heritage mixed with Aussie no nonsense 😀

        I occasionally watch a show about goldminers in Australia,
        They work hard, for no guarantee reward, and occasionally get ripped off by poachers.
        But sometimes strike on a fortune!
        Fascinating stuff.
        Bet they dont trust banks?!!

  6. … some folks would like to watch TV for a bit of company, release from the daily rigorous, to forget shit stuff for a few minutes, chill out and relax. For-fuckin-get it!
    No chance … in fact you have to be at the top of your game to select a programme worthy of what you actually consider to be your average intellect level. Bombed by shite and detritus and then they show you ads morbidly reminding you of your mortality … hair loss … thrush … cheap glasses that can make you look like a retard … erectile disfunction … twenty ways to lose your money by gambling … fifty ways to give your money to charity … remind you what a complete cunt you are for not being in a multi cultural relationship like absolutely everybody else, how you can buy a crap sofa today for less than you could at some point in the past when they were massively overcharging by 300%, gay ferrets FFS … ya da ya da ya.
    Now I’m of the view that all TV is strictly for cunts cos it’s nonstop in ya face shit that only serves to make you really appreciate that everyone’s a right cunt!
    I tried telling SIRI what I didn’t want to watch … she stuttered and switched the tele off.

    • ‘cheap glasses that can make you look like a retard’.

      I know i’ll get some real ones eventually.

  7. I haven’t used a bank in decades.They are crooks.All happy and jolly.PISS OFF I AM NOT INTERESTED

  8. That is one of the worst emotional exploitation ads I’ve ever seen and I’ve only seen it because of the link. Maybe someone will lighten up the mood by doing a parody of these Halifax cunts…

    Its that shitting on the bed whilst giving birth thing…
    Its that getting caught wanking thing…
    Its that when some cunt is robbing you thing…

    A pox be upon them.

  9. My grandad always used to say of banks; ‘they’re happy to lend you money when you don’t really need it, and don’t want to know you when you really do’.

    Banks are cunts; in it for one thing, the money they can make for themselves.

    • Bookies too. When I used to gamble, I had a couple of bookies refuse bets or put restrictions on my bets because I was winning.

      They’re businesses and that’s it. Although banks can get taxpayer bailouts when they fuck up due to greed. And the ones responsible get big pay offs.

      Piss take.

  10. It’s beyond me why banks and building societies advertise. After all, we all know interest rates are in the shitter, most people cannot be arsed to change & there’s no incentive to do so.
    Mind you, most TV ads make my blood boil. JML, what a pile of crap, for example, but the ones that damned near causes apoplexy are the Verisure ads.

    • Verisure.

      Good call.

      That’s the ad where the obvious homosexual (who mysteriously has a wife and kids) answers the door to the installer that’s ‘Here to Protect’.

  11. You nailed it 100% Sedge. Same sad situation for me a year ago and losing my little buddy still hurts like hell. Halifax milking this to show how caring and humane they are is despicable. I hate the bastards for various reasons not least for refusing a remortgage after 20 years of never missing a payment. And then during the epidemic when they bombarded us with ads claiming they were still there for us when the feckers never answered their phones because their lazy, stupid staff had their feet up at home playing with their pets. Utterly sickening hypocrites.

  12. … some folks would like to watch TV for a bit of company, release from the daily rigorous, to forget shit stuff for a few minutes, chill out and relax. For-fuckin-get it!
    No chance … in fact you have to be at the top of your game to select a programme worthy of what you actually consider to be your average intellect level. Bombed by shite and detritus and then they show you ads morbidly reminding you of your mortality … hair loss … thrush … cheap glasses that can make you look like a retard … erectile disfunction … twenty ways to lose your money by gambling … fifty ways to give your money to charity … remind you what a complete cunt you are for not being in a multi cultural relationship like absolutely everybody else, how you can buy a crap sofa today for less than you could at some point in the past when they were massively overcharging by 300%, gay ferrets FFS … ya da ya da ya.
    Now I’m of the view that all TV is strictly for cunts cos it’s nonstop in ya face shit that only serves to make you really appreciate that everyone’s a right cunt!
    I tried telling SIRI what I didn’t want to watch … she stuttered and switched the telly off.

    • I started adding up how much I’d be paying out, monthly, if I succumbed to the ” just £2/£3 monthly and the £30 one off ( yer, right) donations.
      £97 per month, and I’m sure I missed a few.

  14. Banks and other financial institutions have 0.0% intertest in helping you and they sure couldn’t give a fuck if you are alive or dead so long as they can make money from you.

    I’d like to see that woman from the ad walk along an average street in my city….she’d be mugged, raped or carjacked by the Eastern Euros before she go to her stupid memorial bench….that bench would have been stolen too.

  15. I don’t think they are doing their adverts right.
    Everyone knows Dark Keys are all thieves.

  16. I get so fucking angry when I see the start of this ad I switch over immediately
    As the man said putting a loyal and loved friend to sleep is the worse feeling I’ve ever had
    So who the fuck are these total box ticking lover cunts think they are putting it in an advert
    If I had an account with them it would be shut
    Plus it typifies the bull shit world that the media portray as life
    Just fuck right off
    Advertising is the worst example of our society bar none
    Glad this has been nominated it makes me nearly as mad as Blaiir and seeing our cities turning into third world gettos sorry spelt wrong full of cheap imported shit that nobody wants

    • You are not wrong.
      I hate most current ads, I can just about cope with the ” no more Mr Nice Baby” ones, even though they are puerile.
      Dumbed down to appeal to the lowest IQ, they don’t actually appeal to what should be their target audience, people with money!
      Idiot ads, made by idiots, for idiots.

  17. I haven’t made an occult related posting in a while so for those slightly interested, why does the Halifax make a big deal of the ‘X’ in their shitty logo and not for example the ‘H’? ‘X’ is associated with the occult and occultist pop dross by a fair wedge of the internet. Once you start seeing X, you see it a lot. Here’s some examples in very recent times of ‘stars’ who really like X for some reason, is it coincidence?

    Madonna album and persona Madame X
    Kylie Minogue album called X
    Lil Naz X
    Ed Sheeran album called X

  18. Go on GB NEWS they only have 3 adverts.
    The one that’s getting you to flog gold, another one with a dar key at a funfair with his white Ho
    and some laughable extremely amateur ad about camping holidays.

    • I’ll watch that, just for the ad about camping holidays. Ffs, who goes camping, apart from the pink people?

      • Camping always reminds me of the Carry On where Babs bra flies off, and Dr Soaper and Matron, of Chayste Place get thrown together in the shower. Camping I should say is only popular with those under 30 who go to those beat combo concerts in West Country fields on the wettest summer weekends of the year.

        Take them away, Matron – take them away!!!

  19. I’ve got a clarity card with these cunts.
    That’s me finished. Have I just watched an ad capitalising on the euthanasia of a dog?
    Really, fucking really, somebody tell me I’m reading it wrong. What the actual fucketyfuck is going on?

  20. What mixture of drugs are these cunts on who come up with these adverts. It’s not just the Halifax one it’s loads of em. You can just imagine it, 20 or so young fuckwits sat round a table smoking Jamican woodbines, snorting coke, fuelled on alcohol and popping pills. That’s the only explanation I can offer as to how these shit adverts infest our tv screens.

    • You’re right. Add in sociopathy, nihilism and a well-heeled background (they lived off mum and dad paying rent while interns) and you have the modern media fagg… advertising executive.

  21. There was a ginger lassie worked in my local Halifax…reminded me of Lindsay Lohan…lovely.

  23. Quiet innit?
    Bet your all watching black classical music on BBC 4 eh?
    ‘zippetydoodah zippedyay’…
    Marvelous.
    Cultural.
    Hope you’ve all had a nice Sunday?
    Roast dinner after church?
    Bath night Sunday,👎
    Water was still fairly warm after the missus & daughter, an dog if a little cloudy..
    Weekends aren’t long enough.

  24. You just know this emotionally disturbing nastiness was commissioned by some gigantic cunt in designer glasses, orating to a team of similar twats via Teams or Zoom, on this ‘fantastic advertising nugget’ they have dreamed up.

    Would love to see his/her face in a fantasy scene where he looked on powerless as one of his loved ones was fed a cannula full of pentobarbital. Massive fucking laughs all around. Luvvly fucking jubbly.

    Cunt.

  25. It’s a pet peeve of mine when I see adverts that depict the UK as some great melting pot, the NHS is the worst for it, you’d think whitey is a minority going by their advertising…then you look at a demographic break down of the UK, 85%+ white everywhere other than London and Birmingham which might be accurately depicted in said adverts…

  26. Showing all this multi racial misery in an advert I’m surprised that it didn’t show a load of knuckle draggers crying outside a closed fried chiggin shop.

    • All adverts on tv are aimed at numb cunts, they’re the only ones who take any notice. But nice of them to fit in a couple of white people amongst all the ethnics. Shouldn’t use that word though, it’s beginning to feel like white people are now the ethnic minority.

  27. Wireless 4 is now devoted to them. The dark keys have many programmes devoted to news and the arts from de islands, with George The Poet reading his illiterate doggerel to the nation, two dark key newsreaders (one of whom is an almost permanent fixture on PM) to tell dem of the bad things de white man is doing innit and the Parking Stanleys have all manner of documentaries and to bring them all together From Our Own Correspondent twice a week, and their very own independent edition on de World Service – 0430 in de morning – I assume those who are not in their pits scratching themselves, have only just got in from a hard nights ram-raiding. Nobody know de trouble I seen……..

  28. They would give their collective arseholes to the devil for diabolical insertion fun if they thought they could wring a few more quid out of us punters. Surprised they have not used Howard in a deathbed scene with his mum. Business exists to make money all other claims are arse. Money before everything otherwise what is the point of a business, so any means to that end, even cringe making adverts

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