Selling your house to a Stanley

I’ve just become a victim of what they are known for. Sold my house in June and they withdraw their offer at the last moment, in this case about 2 days prior to exchange.
I tried to move before the 30 September to avoid a proportion of stamp duty and the cunts have bailed out for reasons unknown.

I’ve spoken to friends and neighbours none of them surprised because apparently it’s common with them.

There’s no real way of filtering them out of a sale as I’d be hauled before some fucker and done for racism but I’m seriously going to try this time as my property is back on today and 9 out of 11 viewing tomorrow are called Mo, Naz, etc

I’ve been told to expect a reduced offer next week from the original buyers but that won’t be accepted.

Why the fuck do they do this? When I pointed out that they would be charged by their solicitor for searches etc I was reminded that the solicitor would probably be a nephew, uncle whatever.

Absolute cunts.

Nominated by: Infidelgastro

87 thoughts on “Selling your house to a Stanley

  1. Weasel cunts.
    Shifty vermin.
    Liars.
    Untrustworthy filth.

    I could go on but I need a beer.

    Good luck with the sale.

    • And if there is competition on the day, which there usually is, you may well be pleasantly surprised by the sale price. Good luck. I hate these scumbags with a passion.

  2. It’s because they’re used to bartering, & think it works everywhere, for everything.
    I’m not adverse to asking if there’s a discount for cash, after all, shy kids get no sweeties, but it seems to apply to absolutely everything, everywhere.
    In Asda, that’ll be £68.47, please.
    I’ll give you £50!
    SECURITY!!

  3. Peacefuls: Truly the most unscrupulous, dishonourable, dishonest and craven subhuman pieces of shit going.
    They absolutely repulse me.

  4. Parking Stanley’s should be banned from living in any civilised country. They can’t play by the rules or observe the decencies. Third world refuse.

  5. My son was an estate agent and he said never by off a stanley or Curry Wolah.
    What they do is on the day of moving they say they won’t go through with it unless you drop the price by 10 or 20,000 .
    Horrible greasy cunts

  6. This is off topic, but is absolutely creasing me.
    When I click on the highly entertaining video clips that are posted with comments on here, Google is stopping me viewing because I haven’t confirmed I’m over 18, ffs.
    Perhaps if I just attach a selfie of my raddled face, that’ll do.
    Fucking Nanny state, don’t get me started.

  7. Sell your house to a Peaceful and you have immediately fucked your neighbours. Only other Peacefuls will want to buy their house and they know they can undercut the asking price. A second bunch of terrorists move in and the prices drop even further and more people want to sell and move. The dominoes fall over one by one…..that’s how they take over streets and areas and turn them into Islamabad. If I was your neighbour i’d shoot you. But I suppose that would only be delaying the inevitable.

    • Absolutely correct Freddie. I have told my neighbours that we will accept a lower offer from a non Stanley.
      We are seriously having second thoughts.
      And just realised the estate agents office is in a Stanley area, we hadn’t realised this so changing agents.
      As for shooting me I may shoot myself.
      I despise the cunts

  8. Liars beggars and thieves.
    Was told that along time ago by a Saudi strangely enough
    It applies to most mudslims , I fucking hate the barter shit and I usually walk away once the ridiculous opening price starts
    You just can’t deal with them as it has to be a drama of heightened voice and wasted time to buy a fucking rug , jug or just your dinner. Cunts of shit talk

  9. I bet they wouldn’t fuck about if you lived five minutes from an all-girls school.

    • Sorry for you Infidel.
      Any consulation its quite common.
      Not on your own.
      I wont do ANY business with Stanley’s.
      And lumped in sooties as well.
      I like a stress free life.
      Racist? Certainly!!
      But never come unstuck.

  10. My Pakistani neighbour told me his house had been valued at £795k.
    I thought that sounded good so I got the agent round to value my place.
    He said, “£550k.”
    I said, “Next door is practically identical yet you valued his at £795k.”
    He said, “Yeah, but he hasn’t got a P@ki living next door”….

  11. Sold our first house to a stanley “doctor”, kept fannying around and prevaricating, looked like he wanted a super deal. Told him we’d give him the 5k markup back or he could fuck off. Really managed to hide our desperation to leave. Went through and we were so relieved – area tanked (not great to start with) he tried selling twice but he’s still there, surrounded by some proper white chavs. Hope he managed to replace the kitchen floor rotted through by our secret pissing cat and the rest. Feel sorry for the nice teacher/nurse neighbours, they’re still there. Hey ho. Lessons learned.

    Trouble is they’re everywhere now – local curry entrepeneur just paid 3.5 mil for a listed manor and grounds and getting planning grief for an unapproved curry house in the stables. Pissed his neighbours off too. Classy.

  12. When my Grandad passed away, his house was put up for sale by my Mum. A once ok white working class area which was then run down and taken over by the influx of Pakistanis in the 60’s. You know the story.
    Anyways the shifty Pakistani next door neighbour to my Grandad was there about two days after my Grandads funeral saying he wants to buy the house. Long story short, he was pestering my Mum with phone calls which he shouldn’t have been doing as he should be going through the estate agent. My Mum played him at his own game. “What are you offering” my Mum said “£105000 said the neighbour”. Ok it’s yours, the next day the house was valued at £100000. He bought the house £5k over the asking price because he was a twat. My Grandad would have laughed at that one.

    • They’re here already.
      Welsh language enthusiasts should listen to Cardiff. I don’t think Welsh would stand a chance as a 3rd language, let alone 2nd.
      1 = English
      2 = Sandwoggish
      3 = Dooshka

  13. When I’m selling I never take the house off of the market until the cunts have paid for a survey.

    • Problem with this lot is they general don’t need a survey…. Sharia compliant financing where they share the risk with the bank. If it makes a profit/increases in value it’s all good, but these dirty fuckers turn into a shit hole so at the end of the term there is no profit in it!

  14. I remember in my youth, a pleasant and enjoyable time in Guisley. A white area, populated with decent , honest and law abiding white men. The local shop was owned by a local man, whose family had lived in Guisley for ever. Life was good. Over the hill by Yeadon Airfield ( Grass then ) and beside the dam, were a string of terraced houses, dilapidated and stinking of strange substances. The people who lived there were not white, wore strange clothes and spoke a strange language. I discovered that these people were “Parkers”. As schoolboys do, we gazed discretely from a distance at the strange rituals of food preparation which usually involved the slaughter of some unfortunate animal, possibly a pet from the local area. Little girls were always seen with old men, going into houses and into garden sheds.
    I returned to Guisley and Yeadon last year for the first time in at least 50 years. I saw no white people on the streets and I saw only the curry houses, Taxis and Junk shops that now were everywhere. The place of my childhood minded me now of a Kasbah, a place of foreign people who were now in the majority. I was a stranger to be stared at, and at least on 3 occasions, to be spat at. Im glad to be old. For I won’t have to live that long enough to see the end of the once great country that I loved.
    An excellent cunting. A swan song for a nation soon to go. And at the hands of those who shafted us so greatly in that once revered and respected Parliament.

  15. Selling anything to a Stanley ends in tears and they should be avoided wherever possible. I sometimes put stuff on Facebook marketplace and if a roof raki messages I ignore the cunt. Even if it means I never sell the item in question.
    There can be exceptions though. I met a bloke in the pub once insisted that he preferred to do business with Stanley’s. In fact, he wished all his customers were. “What’s your profession?” I asked. He replied, “I’m an undertaker”

  16. A lot of Parkies own houses but don’t live in them…they rent a relative’s house and rent their own house to another relative,,,,that way everyone gets housing benefits.

    • A well known trick, which was bought to public attention by an old comedy ( I use that word advisidly) called Bread.

      Got to love the media, next week, how to clone keys kept in Faraday cages.

  17. Nothing more than Scum, they will do anything to save a quid, I myself am selling a kitchen on market place, nine out of the ten interested are Stanley’s, one cheeky cunt had the nerve to ask if I could fit it for him, I would sooner give it away than have to put up with dealing with a tax dodging Taxi driver.!

  18. Where I live, we have very few none British, it’s not a nice area, but it’s safe, because there’s no shitting on our own doorsteps. The drug dealers don’t want police attention here, and deal rapidly with anything that attracts police attention.
    Idiots doing wheelies on bikes have completely disappeared.
    Drunks and druggies, same.
    Speeding driving, thing of the past.
    It’s wonderful.

  19. I live half an hour from Luton
    Over the years many folk I have known have sold to escape and the buyers were all Stanley types
    The main road to Dunstable has spread like an oil slick under the m1 and onwards
    Dealing with them is hard .
    Having sold cars you have to be very firm that’s the price if you’re not happy walk away
    They really stick together and are part of the Muslim takeover with free arrivals in dinghys
    Think I’ll end up in Cornwall or the north lakes was there last week White Taxi Drivers that’s the sign

  20. How about buying your house from a roof rack?

    A family of bud bud ding dings along the main road, near to (but thankfully far enough away from) where I live have had their rather undesirable property up for sale for around 4 years now.

    No takers. I bet it stinks and the only solution is fumigation by Rentokil or demolition.

  21. Dont buy or sell to them.
    Dont buy off them
    Dont do work for them
    Dont let them do work for you
    Dont live next to them
    Dont let your kids mix with them.
    Dont give them directions
    Dont help them if having a seizure or heart attack
    Dont rescue from flame or deep water.
    Dont shout a warning if a speeding car is heading their way.
    Fuck them.
    Nothing good will come of it.

  22. I wonder how the Islington set, and other woke champagne socialists get on selling a house to a Stanley?

    But then again one suspects such cunts wouldn’t want anything to do with them as it might bring down the neighbourhood to the level us plebs have to put with while having to tolerate inclusion and diversity. The same inclusion and diversity pushed by those very same woke cunts, just so long as it doesn’t involve them personally!

  23. Another of their tricks is the parent becomes disabled, moves in with son. Son gets wet room and other bathroom facilities.
    Parent moves in with second son repeat.

    That’s it I’m not fucking selling.

    • It’s all the inter-breeding. Drive round any majority asian area and look at all the spazzes.

      • Joking aside-the percentage of birth defects amongst peacefuls, is fucking staggering 😢

      • Maybe that’s why they abuse poor white girls, CG?
        Widen the gene pool a trifle…
        Funny that there’s good looking birds of every race…except påkis.
        What do you call a beautiful pakıstani woman?
        Asif!

      • They are obsessed with childhood virgins because Stanley’s have got small cocks and they are terrified of a woman laughing at them.
        A tenner, a kebab and a 3 inch penis entombed in folds of saggy flesh won’t impress an older experienced woman like it does a vulnerable child.

      • Good evening CG.

        Yes the first cousin fetish these people appear to happily indulge in, is a truly fucking retarded situation.

        Who gives a toss if your child is disabled as long as you got to have the leg over with a close family member.

  24. Gibbering, inbred, superstitious and downright dastardly vermin.
    Scum of the earth.
    And they smell.
    I wouldn’t sell them the steam off my shite.
    Goodnight.🌜

    • Next door to me, junior (in his twenties, mental acuity of a 6 year old, if…) is defo his Grandad’s son.

  25. I feel rather sorry for you cunters, we have the opposite here. Rich Honky’s, Singa’s and Taiwanese fleeing the oncoming tyranny move in and increase the value of your area, they obey the law, keep their front yard tidy and most importantly mind their own business. Any Parquays we have here move into already shit areas full of state housing and meth labs.

  26. They do this because they are cunts to the core, get stitched up a while back by some Stanley nite club owner from Merthyr, everyone said he was a cunt and not to deal with the piece of dog shit,.
    But muggins here thought what harm can it do, its the same as dealing with pikeys, if you can possibly avoid it that’s the best option, everything that is said about these goat fuckers is true, if you can leave them well alone…

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